In the blue corner... |
My dog has defeated some shoes and popsicle sticks in a one-on-one encounter. I wonder who would win between a weed whacker and a goose. Why aren't there any videos of a goose vs. a weed w...
Posted by R. on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:15:00 PST |
Now the fire is out... |
...but you look like Hellraiser!! This was In Living Color, but the submitter was tarded and didn't know better.My dog is 11 years old, and recently had to have some teeth cut out. He now ...
Posted by R. on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:16:00 PST |
I object. |
Why'd you do that? I would love to be a lawyer in the future.
Posted by R. on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:00:00 PST |
What would be a good way to die? |
After watching that sloth leave the mortal realm, I was thinking about if there is a good way to go. I mean, most people say in their sleep, but that's boring. Everyone says that. I ...
Posted by R. on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:30:00 PST |
Poor sucker never saw it coming. |
What a horrible way to die. That was really one-sided. There was no contest. That sloth was just minding it's business, climbin' a tree. Imagine that deer-in-the-headlights fee...
Posted by R. on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:43:00 PST |
Laid back. |
I think this is good enough by itself for today.LAID BACKFeel the breeze, beeyotch....
Posted by R. on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:00:00 PST |
So my friend and I walk into a Best Buy... |
...in a less than sober state. Being products of the tail end of the Cold War, we were both thrilled when we saw the Red Dawn: Collectors Edition. Nothing had to be said, I grabbed it and ...
Posted by R. on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:59:00 PST |
Hell to the no... |
Why I don't like the ocean.In an earlier post I explained that sharks scare the shit out of me.That's some horrible luck.You won't ever read about my happy ass getting attacked by a shark. A bea...
Posted by R. on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:13:00 PST |
BEARS!! |
I was talking with a friend about owning predatory animals as pets. Every once in a while you hear stories about seemingly tamed animals that snap and attack people. What I find hilarious ...
Posted by R. on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:37:00 PST |
Application to evil geniuses. |
I've always wanted to work for an evil genius from the James Bond movies. I don't want to be one of those low level henchman that doesn't stand a chance. I want some status, and a really c...
Posted by R. on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:51:00 PST |
