FatLeonardPatrickCuddlesworthThaThirdPotPie

About Me

I Am 1/2 Seal Colourpoint Ragdoll & 1/2 Pot Pie. . I Was Born in tha Buckle ov tha Bible Belt & Currently Reside in Sin ForSickos, Ca, - and Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way. . I Enjoy Aggravating your Allergies, Standing My Ground, Making Water on Your Sleeping Chest When Unsatisfied, Sparring w/My Sis, Kaoss En Expansion Pot Pie, Queen Infinite, When She s Asleep, Short Jaunts on a Leash, Protesting Potty Training, Lickles, Snuggles, Head-Butts, Poding-Up, Squeaking, Neighbourhood Watch, Treat, Transforming Important Documents Into Confetti, Eating Expensive Vegan Food, Drinking Fresh H20, Sleeping on my Back, Sobriety & Donating. . .Squeakin ov Donating, I am Now Accepting! Feel Free to ADD Fundage that will KEEP me Eating the Food my Heritage. nay, Lineage DEMANDS. . . This Includes Organix TREATS! (Any Flavour will do i m sure) Thank Yall . . .

My Interests

Gnawing on Pictures, Novels, or
anything that may divide your attention from Me.
'A Beginner's Guide To Constructing The Universe',
'DMT the Spirit Molecule' & tools '10000 days' were
perticulary tasty... Gooning for Ernesto....I Am Interested
in finding out Who Gave Us These horrendously
long names and why in tha hell they think...
what, ohh, tha feeder?...ohh...ok...Did I Mention
How Much I Adore 'Tha Feeder?'. MTFBWYall

I'd like to meet:

papa CuddlesWorth, Rubber Johnny, tha Bikini Bandits{All ov um, Together-Like}, David Lynch & Dr.Jang{associates optional} ..

Music:

..
Ã˜..I Dig Music...Beatsauce! 90.3KUSF 6pPSTÃ˜

Movies:

Beatboxen Bush

hmmm . . . These i Love!! They hypnotize your species for
long periods of time, allowing me to snuggle
in for even longer...i especially enjoy cuddling
up between your lungs and pelvis, so if you
think you have to get up for any reason,
im in a spot that says "Hey, if you move, you're
disturbing comfort for 2", all tha while starring
into your eyes with my big ol' watery ones...
generally you will stay put.

Television:

these i can enjoy...when Tha Feeder watches
[as] -or- arrested development {dvd}, ive got
4-8 hours of cuddlin time...with MacGyver, ive
got an hour...but during Sit and be Fit, i only
have 30 minutes, with a side of Half-Assery/
Following tha routine ....same w/porn, but tha
feeder s too busy laughing at tha 'chop-shop
bods' for me to snuggle in sufficiently - so i
snuggle head-butt you instead !!!.............

Books:

"what, you gotta open 'em now? When'd they
start doin that?"

Heroes:

ummm..yeah a sandwhich would be good....
Go Get Me One, Right Now....contact tha feeder
and Said Feeder will tell you where to send it......
do it....living in "uber alles" has made my belly
organic....i dont even know what that means...
so please, do a good deed today, and
GET ME A DAMN SANDWHICH!!!...Hurry...I Think...
I, I May...Yes..... becoming... VEGAN!!!! NOoooooooooooooooooooooo...... I Knew I
Shoulda Stayed In tha South...I Didn t Eat My
Birthday Tuna Salad, nor my ThanxGivin Turkey,
this year...Ohhhh Nooooo......I ll EndUp Eating
AND LIKING TOFURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
...Somebody Bring Me Back To tha South........and Trade Me In for Mira Vista Mugsy Rebel !!!!!!! Better Yet, bring the South to me, Here in SF -- i Command It. .Or Just Say YES!!! . . . It Apparently is the Cure All..

My Blog

GOD MUST BE A DJ.......

GOD MUST BE A DJ if we are all created within his image (should we all then have a penis?)and, for these moments, we entertain the notion of an Invisible Man Encompassing tha Cosmos, Governing tha Fat...
Posted by FatLeonardPatrickCuddlesworthThaThirdPotPie on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 06:59:00 PST