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Caution

Just give me some wood 'n I'll build you a cabinet

About Me

First of all. I live on PLANET EARTH!! HELLO!! Well, let me just say this, When I'm King, all Jimmy Buffet albums and that damn Bob Marley Legend album will be banned from all public juke boxes. I don't care what you listen to at home but when the parrot heads drop a quarter, thats my cue to leave. And Jesus Christ, or even Jah, you can't go to a 3rd world island of indigeonous tribesman who have never who have never even seen a bicycle before, whithout low and behold, they've got a 20 year old boom-box with a pineapple battery that plays only one tape: Legend. Enough already.

My Interests

Mullet spotting,championship Karaoke, Jameson, sleep, Bowling for Satan, hockey and rock! Oh yea, and my HEMI Dodge Magnum......

I'd like to meet:

the future x-Misses Clause ..

Music:

MORE COWBELL!!!! I"m not a hippie, but JOHN BARLEYCORN MUST DIE by TRAFFIC has been kickin my ass lately since I got a new turntable, mostly side 1.
C'mon big money!!

Movies:

Blazzing Saddles, Caddyshack, Slap Shot, anything Coen bros or Zucker Bros, Love, Honor, and Obey, Kung Pow-Enter The Fist, just to name a few.

Television:

Flight of the Conchords! LOST!! strickly geek TV, DSC,HST, TLC, etc....MXC RULES!! DEADWOOD!, Sopranoes, The Office(both versions), Ali G., Mr. Show DID I MENTION LOST!!! This just in...Entourage, Flight of the Conchords.

Books:

owners manuals, cereal boxes, Chiltons shop manuals, America by Jon Stewart, The Apple Pie Hubbub, A Brief Analysis of Quantum Physics and it's Applications in Pornstore Sanitation(with foreword by Lemmy Killmiester), and does the NYT crossword count?

Heroes:

Harry Nilsson (seriously)

My Blog

oh, the machines....

First off, who programmed all the office machines to quit working at the same time?? Why does my printer see the ink tanks as empty, when they are clearly half full? I thought I was a pessemist. I t...
Posted by Caution on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:20:00 PST

The kitchen is done!!

Back in October, I thought the stove looked a little out of place and the countertops were a little funky. Well, 4 months and 26 grand later, I think I've got things just about where I want them. Se...
Posted by Caution on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

Oh, no! not a resolution!!

Yes, thats right, for the first 48 days of this year, and if succesful, every subsequent year, I will not invest any time in the art of advanced refreshment. Lets face it, it gets dark too soon, rain...
Posted by Caution on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST

moustache party, hehe

so, I won the Devils point bad sweater and moustache contest, although the competition was pretty hairy! 1st prize was glamour shots, and a lap dance from 5 hotties! so look for some rediculous pic's...
Posted by Caution on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:49:00 PST

Key's pic's and Jeff update....

Maybe it's just my browser, but it's a bit of work, anyway, click the link, click on True Experience-Keys, and then hit the forward button about a zillion times, Photo's from the Key's. Nothing outst...
Posted by Caution on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:05:00 PST

O.K. psyc majors, whats up w/ this one?

So there's this color on the walls in my basement that I absolutley fuckin hate. So I went to paint my office today, went to the store and picked out what looked like a cool, reselable, office color....
Posted by Caution on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:50:00 PST

WELL, now this is different......

DUDE. I kick ass at drywall, I'm like a regular artisan, just kinda slow. Thanx for rthe pep talk Schmidty, and thanx to all who couldn't/wouldn't help. I like my walls like I like my bitches, smoo...
Posted by Caution on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:35:00 PST

I learned something new today.......

I SUCK AT DRYWALL! (mud that is).
Posted by Caution on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:17:00 PST

It's finaly done!


Posted by Caution on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:13:00 PST

stowaway soy cheese

had a slice of soy cheese in my hoodie pocket while i was bbqing up a burger to keep it away from the dog. Forgot to put it on the burger. that lucky piece of cheese got to hang out at the point w/ ...
Posted by Caution on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:37:00 PST