Marsha's Ass - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well I'm an ass what else is there to know? I like Jamesons, a little to much. Thus the cause for what some people call a constant "whiskey attitude". I just like to call it the I'm sorry subtlety wasn't working attitude. And as my resume will tell you i have an extraordinary level of common sense. A rarity these days. Sometimes I just like to laugh at the wind.

My Interests

farting, sitting, and looking good.

I'd like to meet:

An ass that actually smells like roses.

Music:

don't wanna toot my own horn but I am a fan of the ass trumpet

Movies:

Depends on my mood. humor, action, sci-fi, foreign films, film noir, horror, basically i'm all over the board. It just has to not really suck. most resent sucky movie I caught 5mins of jersey girl. HOLY CRAP. never should there ever be a close up of Ben Afleck trying to cry. I went with horror instead. Much less frightening.

Television:

I have to admit I got sucked in by lost. But i do like CSI the Vegas one. The other ones insult my intelligence. Just recently got into Battlestar Galactica.

Books:

I collect children's books. Some old Some knew. I've read Harry Potter. I like adult fiction as well. Any book that Grabs me in the first chapter. Confederacy of Dunces, not one likable character, couldn't put it down.

Heroes:

All the people who have put up with me. and are still around.