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Steve

I think you should invest in precious metals...like classic cars and guns

About Me

***BEFORE YOU TRY TO ADD ME - READ THIS FIRST***
I have strict "one degree of separation" policy. Which means friend of a friend is as distant as my friends list goes. I only add bands if I'm friends with at least one member. The only exceptions to this rule are "MySpace Tom" who gets to stay even though there are two degrees of separation between us, Sylvia Saint will be filling the position of "token porn star", and if I support your cause, in which case, I'll find you... Emersonians requesting an add should E me first and we'll go grab a drink to get to know each other (really, I'm just fishing for an excuse to get out of the house). That being said, here's the "About me" part:

I like alcohol, tobacco & firearms. I also like getting weird random emails from people I don't know. Feel free to leave me an anonymous message on the fridge.

My Interests

I'm interested in stopping gun violence. We all know that the only way to achieve this is by making sure I own all the guns on the planet. You can help. Your donation will go towards a firearm purchase. That's one less gun in the hands of a criminal. Any amount is appreciated, but the average gun is $1500.00 USD. Thanks!

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I'd like to meet:

Tara Reid (imagine that drinking contest!) ok, I guess I might as well put someone here that I would actually like to meet: Max Action - the founder of Action Squad

Music:


Downhillbattle.org is back online!

Click the image to visit, or use it to print stickers & tag every CD in your local Wallmart.

Television:

To those who won't admit to watching TV, a geat quote was once made to those who were proud of not reading current novelist's works:
"What do you think? You get social or academic brownie points for deliberately staying out of touch with your own culture?" -Stephen King
The same can be said for those who snobbishly say "I don't watch TV"

D.I.
QOTSA - Go with the Flow

My Blog

Updating the blog

It has been brought to my attention that a long, long time ago, I posted a blog about my hipoint rifle I was building (you can read it by clicking here if you really want to). Yes, I did finish it, an...
Posted by SR on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

Are they trying to piss me off?

Once a year, some shithead decides to do a study about how much stay-at-home moms should get paid. The whole purpose of the study is to piss people off, and drum up some business for divorce lawyers. ...
Posted by SR on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:21:00 PST

I hope this doesn't make it into Wikipedia...

steve --[noun]: A hard-core grave robber'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by SR on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:17:00 PST

MyBarf!

I've set up a barfly profile. If you live anywhere near Portland, you should too. http://www.barflymag.com/user/sr113...
Posted by SR on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:26:00 PST

I will be missed....

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by SR on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

Damn you Bob Barker!

Ok, I know it's not really Bob Barker's fault, but sometimes fate & irony suck. Picture this: The Price is Right is on the television, the prize to bid on to win your way on stage is a trampoline with...
Posted by SR on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:27:00 PST

400 bucks - 14 years later

Today marks the anniversary of our own government murdering 82 of its own citizens over $400.14 years ago in Waco, Texas, the BATFE (then known as the ATF) attempted to serve a warrant stating that th...
Posted by SR on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

The Worm Game!

This is not one of those games you see on the side of your MySpace homepage, that install spyware when you play it. It's just a short fun game that only takes 5 seconds to play. You'll be glad you did...
Posted by SR on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

I have to share...

Normally, I don't re-post what comes across the mayhem wire, but this gave me a chuckle. Check out Step #23....
Posted by SR on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:52:00 PST

My latest conspiracy theory

Let me start out by stating that this is pure speculation. This is merely something I thought up, and believe, but have no proof whatsoever to back this up. With that out of the way.... I think every ...
Posted by SR on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:51:00 PST