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Stewie

stewie_is_ruler

About Me

I'm a baby genius. I'm also sexy-licious. I'm a total babe magnet. I have one goal- total world domination. Killing Lois is just a hobby of mine. I'm one years old and I'm forced to live with some of the stupidest people on the face of this Earth. It's not that I want to kill them... it's just that.... I don't want them to be alive anymore

My Interests

Tripping Blind men. Killing lois. Time travel. Being sexy. eating ice cream, without sprinkles. Reading minds. Manipulating minds. Poisoning minds. Having lois die. Knitting.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is not a complete waste of words, and perhaps wants to join my army and assist me in battle. I'd also like to meet someone funny, like Olivia, who included used a refrence to an outside program called The Weakest Link. And she used it out of context to insult me in an everday situation. How clever she must be, to think of that by herself. Yes, I'd love to meet someone like that, someone who makes gay- i mean funny jokes like that.

Music:

Techno. The news. OH and definitely that song "Barbie Girl", in Russian even. Oh God, I love that song.

Movies:

Violent ones. And an occasional Star Wars. Only one time, Star Wars was on instead of my show. That was so bloody unsexy.

Television:

Three's company, Nick Jr., News at 6 o clock. Basically anything but Kids Say the Darndest Things because I was aware the name of the show is 'Kids Say the Darndest Things' not 'Old Black Comedians Never Shut The Hell Up'. MTV when Lois isn't home.

Books:

Biographies on Machiavelli. How To Be A Dictator. The Foot Book and Green Eggs And Ham by Dr. Seuss. The Lord Of The Rings. Stephen King novels. I also enjoy writing novels.

Heroes:

Brian for showing that someone else in my family's head contains logic. Myself. Hitler, Stalin, Fidel Castro.