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What IS My Comedy Guarantee?
My Comedy Guarantee (CG) states that if you specifically come to see me at a show and honestly feel that I was not funny, then I will buy you one drink after the show.

Offer good only the night of the performance and can not be combined with any other promotional offers. Free drink may not be substituted for any other item; Must be 21 or over to receive an alcoholic drink (Under 21? You get either milk or Ovaltine.) Offer not valid in Puerto Rico or Guam.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Video Of The Month:

Grand Theft Auto 4 Trailer! - Watch more free videos

New Grand Theft Auto IV Trailer - Watch more free videos

Grand Theft Auto in NEW YORK CITY?!?! Looks like I will have to get a PS3!

Check Out These Other Great Comics!

First of all, for those of you looking to get started in comedy please visit the following web site...
http://www.bobgonzo.com
http://groups.myspace.com/BobGonzo

Next here are some comics on MySpace that you MUST check out.
I will rotate them every month so come back and check out who's "featured".
Click on their pics to check out their profiles!
Add them to your friend to keep track of their shows.

Bob Kelly Dave Attell Jessica Kirson

Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

Movies:

(posted 7/13/07)

Check this out and let me know what YOU think. I LOVE puzzles!!!!

http://www.ethanhaaswasright.com/

Sorry if you get hooked.

My Blog

Birthday Wishes...

So a few of my friends take me out to a birthday dinner. They allow me to choose whatever restaurant I want and I picked something low-key. I wanted to wear jeans, get rowdy and just enjoy the eveni...
Posted by Adolfo Candray on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:03:00 PST

IDIOT!!!

Words can not express how angry I am at myself. I know that I haven't written anything in like forever and maybe this isn't the best way to welcome myself back, but I just have to write down how...
Posted by Adolfo Candray on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:11:00 PST

SAVE Greg Coralluzzo

We have al heard about how fat America has become. Some of us have realized this and decided to take action. My friend Greg Coralluzzo is one of them. Although he was by no means obese, fat, or even c...
Posted by Adolfo Candray on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:55:00 PST

My Favorite Passtime

There are two places that you can go for the best people watching.... You local airport and any Starbucks that has couches. As the reguar readers of my BLOGs know, I love goin...
Posted by Adolfo Candray on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:51:00 PST

Dating: Part Deux

So I am sitting here in a Starbucks and someone sent me an email reminding me of one of the most addictive sites I have ever seen, www.hotornot.com. A few years ago a bunch of co-workers told me abou...
Posted by Adolfo Candray on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:29:00 PST

Dating: How Do You Do It?

I have a couple of friends that are currently going through the whole "dating ritual" thing. Personally, I can't believe what they have to go through. You meet som...
Posted by Adolfo Candray on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:30:00 PST

Diet Time

I eat way too much when I am happy. Well, to be honest, I eat way too much when I am sad, bored, lonely, sleepy, drunk, horny, angry and even when I am sea-sick. Bottom line is that I have been eati...
Posted by Adolfo Candray on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:52:00 PST

For Gloria

This is a repost from a comment on Gloryanna's BLOG. ********************************* So there I am last night about to go into Carolines hanging out with my friends while they have one last cig befo...
Posted by Adolfo Candray on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:02:00 PST

Waterbugs

So one of my best friends in the whole world just posted up this awesome BLOG about cockroaches. The best part for me was that she referred to these vile creatures as "water bugs" and that total...
Posted by Adolfo Candray on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:26:00 PST

My Sister is Missing

A lot of my close friends have noticed that I have been unusually stressed out, moody and depressed lately. This time it is not due to my depression kicking in, but rather because my sister and ...
Posted by Adolfo Candray on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST