Painting, dancing, reading, writing, analyzing, questioning, guessing, gazing upon massive head injuries, running with scissors, walking under ladders, pouring water on electrical outlets, wearing capes in a variety of different colors, and poking people with sticks.
Anyone interested in art or scars. However, inquiring applicants must contact me personally for an official request form. The form will take 4-6 weeks to process, and approval is limited. My office has a bright red door and is located directly accross the hall from internal affairs. My sex-slave/personal secretary will always be up front to greet you during regular business hours. However, we are not in the office on Jewish holidays, March 21st, or any day that is considered "pretty".
Frank Black, The Pixies, Bob Dylan, Cat Power, Liz Phair, Sonic Youth, Creedence, The Beatles, Blondie, Bikini Kill, The Philadelphia Experiment, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, The Kinks, Elliott Smith, Fugazi, Los Crudos, Spitboy, Tom Waits, The Band, Talking Heads, Billie Holiday, Thelonious Monk, Emmylou Harris, Leonard Cohen, Nico, Joan Baez, Stevie Wonder, The Lunachicks, Johnny Cash, Patsy Clien, Cursive, Modest Mouse, Botch, Unwound, The Breeders, Ani Difranco, Lou Reed...and...let me keep thinking about it.
Lolita, Anna Karenina, As I Lay Dying, The Agony and the Ecstasy, The Catcher in the Rye, Ethan Frome, Anarchy and other essays by Emma Goldman, The Diary of Anais Nin, 100 Years of Solitude, Demian, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Ham on Rye (and others by Bukowski) , anything by Richard Brautigan, and so many more-with some text books thrown in there too.