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Anhedonia (Polish Mafia)

You Don't Want My Love, You Want Satisfaction

About Me

"I'm not a natural beauty. This is just the look I chose." -Dolly Parton

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -Marylin Monroe

I write stuff, model my ass off, love dogs, can make stuff out of other stuff, am smart but do stupid shit all the time, am free of sexually transmitted diseases, and I want you to take me shopping.

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My Interests

Modeling, photography, make-up artistry, BDSM/fetish, corsetry, shoes, shopping, writing, reading, music, traveling, Buddhism, cooking, collecting aprons!, Hello Kitty, nurses, Cherry Coke being cute, animals, Apple/Mac products, crafting, cupcakes, candles, CNN, movies, learning new things, foreign languages, lollipops, petit fours, garter belts, friends, Holga / Lomo cameras, tattoos, piercings, hair dye, coffee, the color red, TV reruns, the pursuit of happiness, esthiology, Cuban heel stockings, eastern philosophy, sXe, crafting, diners, makin' out, perverted magnetic poetry, driving, trying to take the worlds longest bath, stepping on your face with high heels and emptying your wallet.

I'd like to meet:

Photographers, MUAs, Models, Stylists, Dominas, Drag Queens, Porn Stars, Musicians, Corset-Makers, Rockers, Tattooed People, Girls Who Wear Fake Eyelashes, Art Fags, Nerds, Retail Whores, Small Business Owners, Bicycle Riders, Seamstresses, Flight Attendants, Hot Nurses, French Teachers, Editors-in-Chief, Former Emancipated Minors, Lapsed Catholics, Ex-Presidents, Mistresses, Secretaries, Shoemakers, Milliners, Bored Housewives, Submissive Males, Dominant Males, Greedy Little Switches, Harlots, Canadians, Writers, Filmmakers, Uppity Women, Those Who Believe the Tooth Fairy is Real, Fine Diners, Valentines, Cholitas, Trailer Queens, Diamonds in the Rough, Old Souls, Consignment Shop Owners, Forklift Operators, Overachievers, Boys with Glasses, Workaholics, Narcissists, Dreamers, Capricorns... ... and the spirit of Judy Garland.

Music:

Here is what's on my iTunes (well, what I am not embarrassed to admit anyway... I have been told that I have both great AND shitty musical tastes. Take it or leave it): Against Me! Agnostic Front Al Green The Animals Avail Avenged Sevenfold Babes in Toyland Batmobile Bauhaus Beck Bikini Kill Billie Holiday Billy Idol Biz Markie Blatz Blitz Blind Willie McTell Bob Dylan Brian Setzer The Casualties Chaos UK Cherry Poppin Daddies The Clash Clipse Cock Sparrer Coffin Nails Common Concombre Zombi Corpse Show Creeps The Cramps Creepsville 666 The Crystals Demented Are Go Dillinger 4 Discipline The Distillers The Donnas The Doors Dr Dre (fuck yeah dude!) Dragstrip Demons Dropkick Murphys Edith Piaf (not just cause of the movie either) Elvis Presley English Beat Etta James The Exploited The Falls Filth Foo Fighters (one of the few mainstream radio bands I like) G.B.H. Garbage The Go-Gos Gorillaz Green Day Groovie Ghoulies Guitar Wolf Guns and FUCKING Roses Hank Williams Heart The Heart Attacks Hellbillys Hole Horrorpops Iggy Pop and the Stooges James Brown Janis Joplin Jay-Z Jefferson Airplane Jimi Hendrix Joan Jett John Lee Hooker Johnny Cash Kanye West The Killers Koffin Katz Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards Los Creepers Los Difuntos Mad Sin Madonna (before she got boring and horrible) The Mamas and the Papas Mazzy Star Metallica Mercy Killers The Meteors Michael Jackson The Mill City Mongrels The Misfits The Mojo Spleens Motley Crue Ms Dynamite Nas Nekromantix Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds NOFX (nostalgia!) Operation Ivy (more nostalgia!) Os Catalepticos Outkast Pantera Pat Benatar Patsy Cline Peter and the Test Tube Babies The Pogues Prince Psychadelic Furs The Quakes Radiohead Rage Against the Machine Rancid Reverend Horton Heat Rezurex Roger Miret and the Disasters Rolling Stones Run DMC The Runaways Sahara Hotnights Screamin Jay Hawkins The Slackers Slayer Social Distortion The Sounds Soviettes Stray Cats System of a Down T.S.O.L. Tim Armstrong and the Aggrolites Time Again Tom Waits Transplants Vice Squad The Virus The Von Bondies Weezer White Stripes X X-Ray Spex Zombie Ghost Train... Seriously, there is a lot more. But that's a short list.

Movies:

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I think my favorite movie ever is The Wizard of Oz.True Romance is the other one.Also... Another State of Mind American History X The Believer Holy Land Sid and Nancy Stand by Me Grand Theft Parsons Dead Man Cry Baby Cannibal: The Musical The Hebrew Hammer Tommy Boy Romper Stomper Dumb and Dumber Cable Guy Walk the Line The Big Lebowski Old School Fight Club The Amateurs Run Lola Run The Edukators Taxi Driver Blah blah blah I could go on forever...

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Conan O'Brien, The Office, The Munsters, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Tales from the Crypt, Star Trek TNG, Square Pegs...... Now ask me if I ever get to actually watch any of them.

Books:

Yes I actually read Valley of the Dolls. It sucked.Memoirs and Biographies, anything by Henry Rollins, books about haunted places, true crime, extreme Photoshop, photography, Buddhism, autism, veganism, feminism, conspiracy theories, porn stars... old etiquette manuals and recipe books, medical fetish and odd coffee table books.

Heroes:

Barbarella. She destroyed the pleasure machine. I wanna do that. Plus her hair was awesome.Serena Rees and Joe Corre, founders of Agent Provocateur.

My Blog

Zombie Christmas Ball 2008! I Need Help!!

Hi Pals,As you may or may not know, the Zombie Pub Crawl was last weekend. I was pissed that I couldn't go because I was sick, and when I was bitching to Andy about it, he said, "Well, then you should...
Posted by Anhedonia (Polish Mafia) on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:21:00 PST

Redheaded Tramp.

God, my car is a dramatic, drunk, crying redheaded street prostitute.You know that girl you slept with against your better judgment because she was trashed and sort of cute? And you figured that you c...
Posted by Anhedonia (Polish Mafia) on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:50:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK?!

I am seriously SO pissed right now. So I'm gonna talk, and you've gotta listen. Well, I'm gonna write. And you've gotta read. You know what I mean! Don't confuse me. You know as well as I do that pret...
Posted by Anhedonia (Polish Mafia) on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:47:00 PST

Fuckable, yet Undateable!

Here is a list of people who are fuckable, but undateable:-Me-Drue-JoshThat's it.
Posted by Anhedonia (Polish Mafia) on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:14:00 PST

"Never Stick it in the Crazy."

Listen up, you fucking morons.Rule Number One, is that you NEVER stick it in the crazy.Lord knows, I have issues. Tons of issues. Issues, they are undesirable. But unfortunately everyone has them, and...
Posted by Anhedonia (Polish Mafia) on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:34:00 PST

Patrick Dempsey is the Fucking Anti-Christ.

Apparently "Made of Honor" is out on DVD now. Isn't that funny? Because I swear it was in theatres like a week and a half ago. Gross.I haven't seen the movie, but let me tell you exactly what fucking ...
Posted by Anhedonia (Polish Mafia) on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:56:00 PST

Every Day is Halloween

Its only 10am and I am having a shitty day! So now I am going to write about something that makes me SO fuckin' happy, Halloween.Its a little more than a month away. Can you fuckin' wait? I know I can...
Posted by Anhedonia (Polish Mafia) on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:27:00 PST

sXe

As many of you know I lost a close friend this week. Drugs are a stupid reason to lose everything. I have my vices too and by no means think I am better than anyone, but this obviously evoked a lot of...
Posted by Anhedonia (Polish Mafia) on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:18:00 PST

Gaw!

T-minus 40 hours until I get on a plane to LA! Although Minneapolis is extremely bitchin and my ONLY home, don't be offended when I say that I need to get away from the disease-ridden cess pool that i...
Posted by Anhedonia (Polish Mafia) on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:58:00 PST

Korean Piece of Crap.

(Before I begin I would like to preface that this blog is not about the guy Kayla and I both dated in junior high who gave me a homemade tattoo in his bedroom using stolen India ink from the Drafting ...
Posted by Anhedonia (Polish Mafia) on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:22:00 PST