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elliott

every human is an abyss....you get dizzy looking down...

About Me

i like to smoke hash and watch andy griffith marathons...in any given situation, i hate where i'm at and most of the people around me, but i do a good job pretending that i don't mind.... i like to hang out in my pajamas a lot.... i rarely say no.......................................................... ............................................................ .........i don't wanna stay at your party i don't wanna talk with your friends i don't wanna vote for your president i just wanna be your tugboat captain...

My Interests

throwing dobermans at old ladies, cold cocking red heads just for the f of it, hitting my head and getting amnesia, smoking, drinking, apathy, red wine and sleeping pills, nosebleeds, distractions, revenge, ny-quil,..... i enjoy yelling.

I'd like to meet:

bai ling, asia argento, midgets, kenny rogers, tank girl, the ghost of martin hannett,girls that don't lie to me.

Music:

the big boys "skinny elvis" is the greatest album ever made. (r.i.p. biscuit)... GUITAR WOLF (r.i.p. billy), butthole surfers, sons of hercules, dinosaur jr., husker du, sonic youth, SUMMER OF BLOOD, ramones, fear, stooges, x, low, the dicks, velvet underground, fuckemos, honky, stiff little fingers, negativland, bedhead, nick drake, wedding present, junior brown, mc5, thin lizzy, the melvins, hank williams, the fall, tom waits, augustus pablo, my bloody valentine, godspeed! you black emperor, public enemy, wire, al green, joy division, black flag, the first 3 p.i.l. records, u.s.s. friendship, squat thrust, jesus and mary chain, modern lovers, galaxie 500, ed hall, nico, king tubby, richard hell, chumps, real kids, mission of burma, new york dolls, dead end cruisers, yo la tengo, johnny cash, motards, misfits, beastie boys, marvin gaye, nick cave, television, lee "scratch" perry, roky erickson, the sonics, the raincoats, t rex, pixies, bob wills and the texas playboys, pogues, oh, beast!, replacements, dead boys, sigur ros, early stones, helios creed, n.w.a., frank sinatra, new disciples, throbbing gristle, flaming lips, portishead, the clash, geto boys, willie nelson, buzzcocks, minutemen, robyn hitchcock, gang of four, wu-tang clan, the undertones, the cramps, dead kennedys, jedi mind tricks, stars of the lid, the residents.......

Movies:

WILD ZERO!!!, texas chainsaw massacre (don't even THINK i'm talkin about that remake bullshit...), texas chainsaw massacre 2, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, devil's rejects, death race 2000, OLDBOY, THE CONDEMNED, american splendor, the royal tennenbaums, anchorman, rolling thunder, versus,SIN CITY, rockers, sonic outlaws, eraserhead, wild at heart, shaun of the dead, blue velvet, repo man, straight to hell, anything herschell gordon lewis- wizard of gore, 2000 maniacs, blood feast, gore gore girls.... rushmore, make them die slowly, coolhand luke, lost in translation, 24 hour party people, no other possibility, house of 1,000 corpses, also anything kurosawa- throne of blood, seven samurai, hidden fortress, yojimbo...., BUBBA HO TEP, truck turner, also anything jarmusch - down by law, mystery train, dead man, ghost dog.... cannonball run 1&2, 36th chamber, evil dead 2, if..., any of them movies with dead folks walking around in 'em...

Television:

LOST, DEADWOOD, GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE, t.b.n., aqua teen hunger force, mst3k, SQUIDBILLIES, the knife show on qvc, SAXONDALE, gospel bill, all alan partridge, tom goes to the mayor, the office (the american one ain't too bad either) , venture brothers, black books, father ted, king of the hill, mr. show, mythbusters, colbert report, degrassi jr. high, look around you, TIM AND ERIC'S AWESOME SHOW- GREAT JOB!, the boondocks

Books:

i like them choose your own adventure books.... bukowski, clowes, murakami, harvey pekar, irvine welsh, death on the installment plan, THE ROAD, the wu-tang manual, anything by joe r. lansdale, milk and cheese, PLEASE KILL ME, anything by iceberg slim, joe bob briggs, HST, Answer Me!, apocalypse culture (1&2), generation x (the comic, not the coupland), most phillip k. dick, preacher, barry gifford, frank miller, alan moore, garth ennis, "the letter u and the numeral 2", our band could be you life.

Heroes:

marv, johnny thunders, tom waits, HST, johnny cash, klaus kinski, the saint of all killers, monsignor martinez, "snake" pliskin, leatherface, the batman, negativland, the coked up werewolf, hamlet, otis driftwood, toshiro mifune, phillip j. frye, albert from twin peaks, j. mascis, mick foley.....my grandfather, jake french and my dad

My Blog

the gay president of tom t. hall

"i'm firm as clay.and constant as....drinkin.i'm constantly drinkinis what i'm sayin."-earlyi'm a day late, but if you got the fancy cable, they're starting deadwood again from the beginning on hboz, ...
Posted by elliott on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:16:00 PST

ive said it before

best song EVER.happy birthday addam.happy wedding johnny walker.sharon, i hope your dog gets better."it doesn't pay to try, all the smart boys know why, it doesn't mean i didn't try...  i just ne...
Posted by elliott on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:37:00 PST

fridaythesixteenthof2008atsix-seventeenp.m.

i am completely wrecked. bad,brutal stomach pain yesterday. called in.i blame it on the fast food i eat daily because of my new work schedule.but managed to get it together around the end of "lost" an...
Posted by elliott on Sat, 17 May 2008 04:57:00 PST

night

"...praises they sing...a register rings...one of the time,that nobody brings...praises they sing...shake my hand as i drown.all shook downall shook down"-westerburg .. ....
Posted by elliott on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:31:00 PST

birthday

tuesdays my birthday and i wasn't gonna do anything, but people keep askin, so i guess i'll be hanging out at jackalope if you wanna come by and have a drink with me. i don't get off work til 10, but ...
Posted by elliott on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:43:00 PST

bad luck continues...

i went to jail last tuesday, and last night my car got towed from the lot behind stubbs. i been parking there for years...when is this gonna stop?
Posted by elliott on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:58:00 PST

im not dead.

i don't know how it got started, but i am in fact, not dead. my phones been ringing like crazy for the past hour....i've been out of town since wednesday, because my grandmother passed away. she was a...
Posted by elliott on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:04:00 PST

New Year’s

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Posted by elliott on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:03:00 PST

hungfuckingover

i currently have the 2nd worst hangover of my entire life.everything hurts. i'm slowly remembering (and regretting) things i did at nicole and colbys party last night....and discovering bruises....cha...
Posted by elliott on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:32:00 PST

(halloween a.m. ) how many times i been here before...

suns coming through the blinds...listenin to "i could live in hope", in my cave....feeling  so goddamn stupid and bleak and so fucking to blame for all of it...i need a new theme a new rhyme scal...
Posted by elliott on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:01:00 PST