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ALGAR (2001-2008)

If that ain't true I'll eat u out!

About Me

.. ..ALGAR .......is a three, occasionally four-piece band of sorts from just outside of the city limits of Athens, Alabama. An intense hydra-like amalgumation, the sonic salad can consist of raw, skinless punk in the utmost graces of Frank himself to the jigg-dancability of Creedence Clearwater Revival. The band has drawn comparisions to (just to name a few) "early Pink Floyd" "Screaming Trees" "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT" "Newer/heavier version of Led Zepplin" and the incomporable "Nirvana meets Satan". (all quotes we're taken from various listeners--we didn't make any of em up.) We have played everywhere from high schools to churches to Subterranean F- grade strip clubs, battles of thewilling to take our music anywhere to play to anyone who is interested in hearing a band that comes correct, free of castrato singers, track suits/jackets, and skin-tight girl pants (this band came from the Milton Berle school of effiminate dress: if you're going to wear womens clothing, either "go big or go home".)
..HEAVIER THAN JEEBUS. MORE EVIL THAN CLAPTON. ..TO BOOK ALGAR: 256-374-9110 (Josh) 256-431-5130/-233-2118 (Adam)Cut scene from "HEAD". Jack Nicholson sez: "If you're a headless horseman or know someone who is, be sure to set your watch before morning, or suffer the consequences of a vengeful infinite universe!"

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/17/2004
Band Website: Coming Soon...
Band Members: Amegative- Rhythm & lead Guitar & Vocals,Pathetitron- Drums, rectal flamethrower,Salmon- Buh-ace, Buh-ack groin vocals
Influences: Guns N' Roses!!!!!!!!, PRIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Public Enemy!!!!! Body Count!!!!!!, Red Hot Chili Peppers!!!!!!!, Sprockets, Waxamillion, Doolollie,THE CARS!!!!!!!, Nirvana, Faith No More, STP, Warren G, Weird AL, Alice Cooper, Saved by the Bell, The Monkees, Pantera, White Zombie, Run DMC, Static-X, Kraftwerk, Nelly, Black Sabbath, Wham!, Poison, 50 cent, Monty Python, The Young Ones, Marilyn Manson, C & C Music Factory, Halloween tapes, Depeche Mode!!!!!, The Doors, Prince, R. Kelly, Judas Priest, Dokken, Motley Crue, Eddie Murphy(Music and stand up), Eminem, Tales from the Dark Side, NWA, The Police, Michael Jackson, AH HA, 2 Live crew, COP ROCK!!!!!, Monsters(the show), Aerosmith, NIN, Motley Crue, Chappelle's Show("Put on some cotton dockers AH AH HA HA"-Tron), L.L. Cool J, Real Life, Dr. Dre, Jane's Addiction, Britney Spears, John Carpenter, The Rolling Stones, Eric Carmen, Suicidal Tendencies, Fire by Night, Steve Martin, Alabama- "CRIMSON MUTHAFUCKIN' TIDE", Skid Row, P.M. Dawn, Digital Underground, D.V.D.A.!!!!!!!, Freestylers, Queensryche, Batman, BO BICE.... Ali G, Charles in Charge, Slayer, Iron Maiden, John Frusciante(solo), The Beatles(Those ass wipes, The Beatles, they ruined music!- Butthead") Bruce Springsteen, AC/DC, Mr. Bungle, Snoop Dogg, Friday the 13th, Weezer, M.O.D., Anthrax, Haunted Houses(Ghosts in general), Stephen King, Madonna, Alice in Chains, Wayne's World I & II, Van Halen(with Diamond Dave), Richard Pryor-"Tell him I said have a coke and a smile, and shut the fuck up!", White Lion, Scrotus, South Park, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler in general- all of his albums & movies, Blue Oyster Cult, Encino Man, Michael Jordan, Tomahawk, Strangers with Candy- "Did you wipe your ass on the bathroom towel?", Badlands, Ozzy, Beck, Beetlejuice, more ta come...(ALL ARE ACTUAL INFLUENCES, NONE ARE MEANT TO BE IRONIC, 'CAUSE PEOPLE WHO LIST INFLUENCES OF BANDS THEY REALLY DON'T LIKE TO BE IRONIC OR FUNNY SUCK ALL KINDS OF SWEATY, PIMPLE RIDDEN, NON WIPING, SCABIE INFESTED, HAIRY CONSTRUCTION WORKER AZZ!!!)
Sounds Like: "Using no way as way, having, no limitation as limitation"-Bruce Lee. That point being made, I can tell you what people have said we sound like...."Nirvana meets Satan." "Bruce Springsteen." "The Melvins." "Arrested Development" "The Screaming Trees." "80's Metal." "Early Pink Floyd" "A new version of Led Zeppelin"More quotes to come....
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

we have guitar and bass slots open again

happy christmas (we have openings again) Body: We have spots open for a lead guitar player and bass player. the lead guitar player should be the butt-baby offspring of John Anthony (motherfuckin) ...
Posted by ALGAR on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST

Toys for Tots battle of the bands

Hosted By: Toys for Tots and UAHWhen: Saturday Dec 02, 2006 at 6:00 PMWhere: The Slab, located on the campus of UAH301 Sparkman Drivehuntsville, AL 35899USDescription:Toys for Tots and UAH Click Here ...
Posted by ALGAR on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST

wanna be in our top 8?

If u put one of ours songs as your profile song, and send us the link to show where u added it, i'll add u to our top 8 (if you're not already there) we'll probably do at least 2 at a time, maybe more...
Posted by ALGAR on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:03:00 PST

all ages show THIS weekend

Hosted By: Omnine services, LLCWhen: Friday Jul 07, 2006 at 6:10 PMWhere: Gadsden Ampitheatrewhatever street the ampitheatre is onGadsden, AL 35901USDescription:Omnine services, LLC Click Here To View...
Posted by ALGAR on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST

ALGAR at the homeport bar

Hosted By: The Homeport Bar and ALGARWhen: Friday Jun 16, 2006 at 9:30 PMWhere: The Homeport Bar2007-L (suite L) memorial parkway (memr plaza) Huntsville, AL 35801USDescription:The Homeport Bar and AL...
Posted by ALGAR on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:11:00 PST

invitation for bands ONLY

Hosted By: ALGARWhen: Wednesday Aug 23, 2006 at 7:00 PMWhere: valley events centerathens, AL 35611USDescription:ALGAR Click Here To View Event...
Posted by ALGAR on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:01:00 PST

Check out this event: All For The Pups: PUPPPYSTOCK

Hosted By: Peppermint Pattie MayoWhen: Friday Jun 09, 2006 at 8:00 PMWhere: rsvp for directions and more infocall,text,email,myspace meAthens, AL 35614USDescription:Peppermint Pattie Mayo Click Here T...
Posted by ALGAR on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:25:00 PST

kinda doubt this will work, but nobody knows it wont. (a way 2 lower gas prices)

GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It's worth your consideration. Join...
Posted by ALGAR on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:35:00 PST

ALGAR's next local show

Hosted By: ALGAR and THE BENCHWARMERWhen: Saturday Apr 01, 2006 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Benchwarmer2998 University DriveHuntsville, AL 35816USDescription:ALGAR and THE BENCHWARMER Click Here To View Even...
Posted by ALGAR on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:56:00 PST

guess what? A brand new dickhead deserted us.

Our lead guitarist spot is, for all intents and purposes @ the moment, vacant. If you or u-doo (that voodoo that u do...makes me wanna shoop SHOOP SHOOP!) know anybody that would like to audition, ju...
Posted by ALGAR on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:21:00 PST