The Brockly Tacos

The Legend of the squiggly wiggly maggot feeder everyone loves to call The Brockly Tacos all started when guitarist PW and lead vocalist Mr. Lego met one fateful day in biology class at Novato High School as they were paired up to find objects to inspect under a microscope. That's my barbeque! And so they did. A flesh chunk on a silver quarter. They started to draw cartoons and comics depicting gay sex, severed heads, pee snowballs, video games, and of course, Jell-O. That's when they decided to recruit Sam the Plant. They needed SOMEONE to pick on. And so then they were 3. Into the studio they went. And out came what could be considered the most disturbing debut effort in music history. Bloody Pudding. It wasn't long after when everyone realized that what the universe had on it's hands now was the most dangerous band in the history of time. So it wasn't a surprize when others wanted to jump into the dead pool that is The Brockly Tizzle. And that's how Can-Man, Gaybot, Kool-Aid, Furry Crotch, the Peanut Salesman, Germ9000, and many others came about. Next came Bionic Midget. An audio guide to the depths of the middle of the moon. A dark and scary place where only worms and brains and junk like that shine through very bright-like. When you come to one of their Apple Sauce Digs, remember that The Brockly Tacos will throw things at you! Things like Jell-O molds and Hostess Snoballs. It's gonna be a messy rollercoaster! Let the terror begin.