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Chris

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About Me

I'm Chris!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: C. Barrett Watkins
Birthday: September 10, 1979
Birthplace: NOLA
Current Location: Hoover, AL
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I'll put it on ya with both
Your Heritage: Southern by the grace of God
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: beer and funbags
Your Fears: Not finding true love...psyche, it's heights
Your Perfect Pizza: I never met a pizza I didn't like
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Just to make it
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ford's gay, peace I'm outta here
Thoughts First Waking Up: I can't believe it's noon already
Your Best Physical Feature: I mean, come on
Your Bedtime: Whenever the weed wears off
Your Most Missed Memory: all of them
Pepsi or Coke: yoda
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDowells
Single or Group Dates: I hate people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Down with the swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: ew
Do you Smoke: sometimes, depends on who's smoking what
Do you Swear: fuckin' right I do
Do you Sing: Only while frolicking in the rain
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice daily. Crazy huh?
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, ya know my parents died when I was 3, you wanna bring that up?
Do you want to go to College: Not again
Do you want to get Married: ew
Do you belive in yourself: of course I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope, you can rock the boat all night long
Do you think you are Attractive: I mean, come on, really...
Are you a Health Freak: ew
Do you get along with your Parents: I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when I can lie in bed next to the woman I love and hold her while listening to the pitter patter of raindrops on my window pane. So, yes.
Do you play an Instrument: I jam out with my clam out
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um, yes
In the past month have you Smoked: what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: What are drugs?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ew no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: sadly, no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep the same night I had the date
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but I have gone through a few
In the past month have you been Dumped: like drop a deuce?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only when I'm naked
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just hearts
Ever been Drunk: not ever completely sober
Ever been called a Tease: I'm sure I have
Ever been Beaten up: No but I have whipped an ass or two
Ever Shoplifted: while listening to SmartSource radio
How do you want to Die: In the arms of a midget
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up? Adultery sucks!

My Interests

Girls, beer, music, poker, football, girls who drink beer while listening to music playing poker at football games
Siblings 1 Travis, a Melissa, and a Brittany
Your Best Friend Aren't they dogs?
Single Or Taken Extremely single
Do You Do Drugs um, next question
Do You Drink only when I'm drinking
Favorite..
Color lavendar and white with gold as an auxilary
Food yes please
Boy Name um, Chris
Girl Name see previous question
Animal my cats
Sport football
Have You Ever...
Seen Your Crush Naked only from behind
Lied of course not
Fallen For Your Best Friend yep...Johnny Mac, we gotta talk!
Rejected Someone i hate everybody
Done Something You Regret nope, I would do it all again
Current..
Music "Beast of Burden" by the Stones mixed with some background porn music
Smell sweet, sweet chicken
Fav. Band Allman Brothers
Annoyance people
Are You..
Understanding I don't understand
Open-Minded i guess
Interesting nope
Random I like the Tin Man!
Moody Blues
Organized I think I lost my mind
Shy aw, shucks, yes
Difficult WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY DIFFICULT?!
Attractive I mean come on...
Obsessed Only with things I really, really, really want
Opposite Sex..
What Do You Notice First smile, eyes
Best Eye Color eyes are optional
Best Hair Color the color you can tug on
Short Or Long Hair long enough to get lost in
Best Height right about here
Best Weight less than me, that's all I ask
Best Clothing Style off
Just Some Last Questions..
Last Movie You Have Seen At The Theatre Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina
Fav. Cartoon Family Guy
What Did You Have For Breakfast sweet, sweet chicken
Could You Live Without Your Computer um, no, I love her
Do You Dye Your Hair only "down there"
Who Makes You Laugh The Most special olympians
Do You Have A Secret People Would Be Surprised By I see dead people
What Theme Does Your Room Have organized chaos
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight or should I walk by again (insert *rim shot* here)

I'd like to meet:

Nobody...eff you, I have enough friends!

Music:

South Saturn Delta, Allman Brothers, Gov't Mule, Warren Haynes, Derek Trucks, Clapton, SRV, BB King, Led Zeppelin, Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Skynyrd, Willie, Johnny Cash, Hank, Jr., Widespread Panic, Dave Mathews, Phish, Grateful Dead...you get it...oh, yeah, and Dean Pear (back-up vocalist Chris Watkins remembers)South Saturn Delta

Movies:

Tommy Boy (pretty much all things Farley); Kevin Smith's entire Askiewniverse (except Vulgar...gross); Bottle Rocket; Tarantino flicks; Will Ferrell stuff; not really anything that makes me think when I watch

Television:

Family Guy, Football, Porn...what else is there? Oh yeah, POKER!!!

Heroes:

me, myself, and...uh...I