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EaT PoO

*i'll eat shit if i can spit it in your face*

About Me



♥ My Name is Haylee ♥
+--I LOVE LIFE--+

Cant keep thinking its there.
When its truly unaware.
That the faults brought to eyez.
All theres left to do but stare.
Judgement is nothing.
Why judge cuz you can.
For you are nothing but the next.
Next person on the street.
Dont judge me cuz im here.
First think about the concept.
Of if i fucking care.....
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§ I was born without a shadow.
→ I take cold showerz.
§ Drink less milk. Drop more LSD.
→ I find life extremely fascinating.
§ I STRONGLY believe in Karma.
→ i like to Tinkle in peoplez pocketz.
§ Depend on no one. No one will let you down.
→ I truly am just one of the guyz.
§ If i must, i will fling poo at you.
→ I eat Paper
§ I collect spoonz.
→ Im afraid of Cornerz.
§ I Love Bonez.
‡ I am convinced Im from another Planet.
→ My hand getz more action than anyone i know.
§ I fucken hate when Rugz keep a door from closing.
→ 99.8753 % of the time Im Happy.
§ I observe. Every thing.
→ I Dont believe in TRUE love.
§ Old People Still scare me.
‡ Everything is trendy.
§ One should never betray..
→ I find everyone is beautiful.
§ Poo Pop Pie.
→ Celibacy is cool.
§ Watermelon Cantaloupe
→ I WONT judge. Unless you judge me.
‡ I'll respect you Until you Disrespect me.
§ My laugh is loud and contagious.
→ I'll take your wordz to my grave.
§ Everyone is different. You be You. I be Poo
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→ Just do your thing. And i'll do mine.
-Clementine-
† There is no way to Happiness. Happiness IS the way &dagger
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My Interests


‡ Poop
‡ Love
† Happiness
‡ Toast

R a V e r f o r L i F e

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I'd like to meet:



I love you Teen. I fucken Miss you bro.
R.I.P.

Music:

I FUCKING LOVE MUSIC


Jim Morrison
Tom DeLonge
Do me
all night long.
Imogen Heap
RED CAPS

Movies:

Across the Universe
Moulin Rouge
Empire Records
The Doorz

Television:


Anything.
I'll watch, Anything.

Books:


Joobie le

Heroes:

creator.

My Blog

bewildering change

Ive alwayz wanted to find time to go through my Inbox on myspace.. sort some of the messagez out,. So today i did so.I went to the last page of messagez, page 547.Messagez dated all the way back to th...
Posted by EaT PoO on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:44:00 PST

Bake your Fake dot com

I see Fakeness. Fake (n) - anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; Fake (adj) - designed to deceive or cheat; not real; counterfeit. I see Life. Life (n) - a corresponding state, ...
Posted by EaT PoO on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:43:00 PST

sweet children- hear them ring

oh how i just LOVE children.point and case::My stomach is is knotz and Im hungry as Snotso i walk to the supermarket. To buy a Jug of Water. As im walking about, a little Boy stopz what hez doing and ...
Posted by EaT PoO on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:26:00 PST

inamorato

Here all alongWhere the human race belongzWho cunducted this feelingAnd why did it becomeLeft in the long runRight at the start You feel somethingAn extra beat of your heartGo with the flowEven though...
Posted by EaT PoO on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:33:00 PST

2 girlz 1 Cup + Haylee Bop

K So, you know this blog was inevitable.But To all my Poo Loving fanz out there who were all so kind as to think of none other but Myself (McHaylee Poo) during such an atrocious, horrific video,. I am...
Posted by EaT PoO on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:56:00 PST

Mall walkerz

.There is a speciez I seeWalking around, indeed.Wearing jogging pantzand sweat bandzBurning off thoze caloriez.Who wouldve thoughtMall walkerz actually existI heard of them but,they can easily blend i...
Posted by EaT PoO on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:49:00 PST

Swirly Toothbrush and Me

I love my swirly new toothbrushMy gumz are happy as can beAt night i will drive through blizzardzJust to have it massage my teethI love my swirly new toothbrushWhen it massagez me, i creamMy favorite ...
Posted by EaT PoO on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:21:00 PST

daly eating??

holy shit.i have so much to say.i will blog tomorrow, my life at this point.itz crazy.i deeply apologize for the lack of communication i have unveiled,, for lack of better wordz.fuck it..herez a quest...
Posted by EaT PoO on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:55:00 PST

inconsideratE?

Question for ya'll If it was your birthday. And a best friend you havent spoken to in 6+ monthz called you at 7 am to wish you a happy birthday. . but then saying they will call you later cuz they fe...
Posted by EaT PoO on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:06:00 PST

Memory Lane Plane

So,...as ya'll know., My memory has left the building.And itz kinda catchen up with me now.Before when i would be doing "thingz" that have a Scientificly proven FACT that it causez Short Term Memory L...
Posted by EaT PoO on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST