Writing, exploring, music, telekinesis, pyrokinesis, psychic espionage, bears, caves, bears that live in caves, shoe-phones, making french toast, throwing fish at cars, explosions, wearing slippers, christmas, the eventual downfall of Finland
yo momma.
The Flaming Lips, Sonic Youth, Tom Waits, Curtis Mayfield, eels, Frank Zappa, R.E.M., Lou Reed, Prince, Talking Heads, Beck, Raymond Scott, Radiohead, Ween, Elvis Costello, Pavement, Broken Social Scene, The Pixies, Portishead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, PJ Harvey, Soundgarden, Jane's Addiction, Nine Inch Nails, Angelo Badalamenti, David Bowie, Unkle, The Who, Massive Attack, Tool, (old) Smashing Pumpkins, The Melvins, The White Stripes, The Rolling Stones, Thievery Corporation
The Big Lebowski, Apocylapse Now, Blue Velvet, Best In Show, This is Spinal Tap, Scanners, The Shining, The Nicholas Cage: Action-Man trilogy; (The Rock, Face/Off, Con Air), Dr. Strangelove, Bringing Out The Dead, Brick, Wild At Heart, What About Bob?, Philadelphia, Raising Arizona, Babel, 21 Grams, Bully, The Usual Suspects, Natural Born Killers, Death To Smoochy, No Country For Old Men, Big Trouble in Little China
Oz, Ren and Stimpy, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Law and Order: SVU, Seinfeld, Frasier, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Boondocks, Venture Brothers, Planet Earth, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Man vs. Wild, Space Ghost, SeaLab 2021, Harvey Birdman, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Shark Week is the greatest week in the history of weeks.
Marabou Stork Nightmares or anything else by Irvine Welsh, Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs, Invitation to a Beheading by Vladimir Nabokov, American Psycho and Lunar Park by Brett Easton Ellis, The Great and Secret Show by Clive Barker, The Stranger by Albert Camus, any poetry by Jim Carroll, T.S. Elliot, Saul Williams, E.E. Cummings, etc.
Dr. Benway, Bobby Peru