O.K. here’s the deal folks, you send me a picture of ether yourself, a loved one (heck even someone you hate) a friend, family member and I’ll turn them into a comic book style cover featuring them to your specifications and requirements such as the usual Sci-fi fantasy genre’s to anything else you can think of such as your favourite films, TV shows or comic book characters.I’ll send you an emailed small sample copy of the finished artwork and if you like what you see, you send on the payment via Paypall and I’ll email on the full sized file and format, of your choice, onto you.Band & album CD covers can also be produced if you so wish.Please email me good clear, in focus and un-obscured photographs, preferably not group shots as the better the photograph the better the end result will be, so please do not take offence if I ask you to provide ether a clearer or bigger image to work from.Many thanks and look forward to hearing from you all.MallardPrices
For a full colour comic cover with text £25Band / CD cover - £25 - £40 pending on requirements
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Name Mallard
Favourite sexual position Within reach
Current status Puzzled and confused
Eyes two, in case one goes on the blink
Favourite phase of the moon Capricorn with toast rising
Thoughts First when waking up Now I’ll make you suffer
Most pretentious response to a question Man is the tree of the dolphin
Your worst physical feature my lack of ability to become invisible and drive people mad using only the power of my mind
Average weight of excreted solid matter in a 24hour period 350kg
Your most missed memory April 15th 1990, I still haven’t the foggiest
Pepsi or Coke Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King Burger King
Santa or Jesus Hmmm, tough one this, one brings presents the other saves your immortal soul, nope I’m gonna pass on this one
Do you smoke only when set alight
Do you drink No of course not, I love being dehydrated on a regular basis you daft bastard
Squeaky or rubber duck Oh definitely squeaky, does that make me a bad person?
Do you believe in love Huey Lewis and the News 1982
Have you ever discovered a new species of dinosaur No
Are you going to scarborough fair Paul Simon and Art Garfunkle 1966
Do you get sexually aroused whilst being sick Curiously enough no, I guess I’m just funny that way
Ever blown rice out of your nose whilst sneezing during a curry Hasn’t everyone
If you were one of the Muppets, would you kick Barny’s ass Hell yes, bring that purple bastard on!!
Do you think Heterosexuality is disgusting and dirty only when it’s done right!
Do you find clowns scary All of them, Satan is among us!
Favourite belch smell Sausages, all others are but mere pretenders to the throne!
Hamsters, just what is the freaking point Nope sorry no idea ether.
Do you believe in yourself Yes, but I also believe in Space Bats
If you were a biscuit, what would be your stance on unilateral disarmament of the world’s stockpile of nuclear weapons Depends on whether my biscuit tin is lead lined?
Can you see dead people I see people I’d like to be dead, does that count?
If you were a sub atomic particle what would you be Proton
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