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Thomas

Fuck midwestern trivia... Just slap some cheese on it, and call it a day!

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 About me... Hmmm... I've always thought putting all that shit about yourself for the world to see was rather, well, stupid. So if you want to know something, just ask!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I ask for an awful lot... Normality. I know, one shouldn't ask for the non-existant. If you come with red flags warning of drama, bullshit, games, not knowing what you want, then y'all can just piss off! But if you're cool, funny, and know how to hang, then by all means, gimme a holla!
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Music:

As far as "popular" music goes, I'll take anything that isn't country. However, I personally believe that "pop" music today is pretty pathetic. Give me some good 80's music anyday! As far as musicals go: Sweeney Todd, Les Miserables, Miss Saigon, Phantom of the Opera, Grey Gardens, Spring Awakening, Jesus Christ Superstar, Chicago, Wicked, Avenue Q, Taboo, Sunday in the Park With George, The Producers, Hairspray, Light in the Piazza, Urinetown, Aida, Billy Elliot, Jerry Springer Opera, A Little Night Music, Drowsy Chaperone, Cabaret, The Wild Party, Into The Woods, Woman In White, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Evita, Jekyll & Hyde, Dracula, Company, The Rocky Horror Show, The Life, Ragtime, Follies, A Chorus Line, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, Chess, Assassins, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels... Yeah, that should do it.

Movies:

Amadeus, Aliens, Silence of the Lambs, Children of Men, Mean Girls, Titus, The Pianist, As Good As It Gets, The Descent.

Television:

Sex and the City, Will & Grace, Desperate Housewives, Footballer's Wives, Absolutely Fabulous, Mama's Family, SNL.

Books:

"The Alienist" by Caleb Carr "Memoirs of a Geisha" by Arthur Golden "Conversation With the Mann" by John Ridley "Angels & Demons" by Dan Brown "Intensity" by Dean Koontz

Heroes:

Starbucks baristas. If it wasn't for you bastards, I'd never be awake at work!

My Blog

Why I Hate My Life: An Actual Phone Conversation.

***The following is a trascript from an actual phone conversation I unfortunetly had to endure a few moments ago*** Me:  (in my usual drone phone voice)  Good morning, and thank you for call...
Posted by Thomas on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

Golden Globes

Ah, the Golden Globes.  Gotta love 'em.  Kind of a prelude to the Oscars, if you will.  Placing all of Hollywood in one huge room with multiple bottles of champange at each table certai...
Posted by Thomas on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:22:00 PST

Fun? I don't think so!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN KIDS! "It's the most, wonderful time of the year."  Ah yes, time for a nice Halloween carol, n'est-ce pas?  Halloween is truly the best holiday of the year.  The one tim...
Posted by Thomas on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST

DMV: Department of Maniacal Vagrants

va·grant (vgrnt)  n. One who wanders from place to place without a permanent home or a means of livelihood. A wanderer; a rover. One who lives on the streets and constitutes a public ...
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST

Rules of the Laundry Room

Okay kids...  Time to get down to business. **For all of my friends who live in a house or condo, or do not need to use public laundry room facilities, please either disregard this blog, or feel ...
Posted by Thomas on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

The Passion of the Suburbs

Good afternoon kids! This weekend, some friends of mine and I went to this strange little place called Williamsburg, Virginia...  Wait...  I think it was Williamsburg...  Everything lo...
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:55:00 PST

Mostly Pathetic With a 90% Chance of STUPID

Okay kids.  We have a very important issue to discuss today. One of the neatest experiences of visiting a big city like Manhattan or Los Angeles is the opportunity to see celebrities in their nat...
Posted by Thomas on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:30:00 PST

Ew... Boo Nasty!

Happy Labor Day Weekend Kids!!!!! That's right, it's official:  Summer is now coming to an end.  *take a moment to mourn* As many of you know, Milwaukee was just named the drunkest city in A...
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST

Don't Be Snarky Cuz Your Job Is Worthless...

Hey kids! I know, it's been a while.  My sincerest apologies.  But we have a new matter to discuss today... TRAVEL AGENTS Back in the day, travel agents were exteremly important.  I rem...
Posted by Thomas on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:33:00 PST

Taylor Hicks is the Poster Child for Epilepsy (part 2)

As promised, here is a quick rundown of what I remember from the American Idol's concert.  If I forgot a few things, I apologize; I blame it on the mojitos after the show. 1).  Mandisa: ...
Posted by Thomas on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:29:00 PST