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Lainey

No you can't find nothing at all, if there was nothing there all along.

About Me

Welcome to Elaine's Place. Here are a few things about me... Well, I live in Milwaukee. I work full-time in Human Resources primarily in the area of Learning/Development. I like doing things that are creative and fun. I love to travel and explore. I was voted "most likely to write a novel" in high school. I love animals. I like to watch cartoons, specifically SpongeBob, South Park and the Simpsons. I overuse emoticons, quotation marks and parethesis. I love sappy early 90's rock love songs. Onions are one of my favorite foods. I LOVE watching movies - old ones, new ones, funny ones, romantic ones, bad ones, good ones. If there was one place in the world I would want to go to, it would be Italy. I love architecture. I believe there is still a monster living under my bed. For every characteristic I have, I also have the opposite one as well. My kitchen is yellow. I do believe in fairies. And last (please listen carefully as this is very important), the toilet paper goes OVER not under.
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Stop global warming! Procreate with a pirate!!
For more information, visit the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: http://www.venganza.org/
Like and LoveBianca: There's a difference between like and love. I mean I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Skechers.
Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.
10 Things I Hate About You, 1999
Kribbs of Narnia
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My Interests

In my spare time, I enjoy: music, movies, reading, thinking, talking, laughing, writing, animals, family, friends, travel, fishing, camping, boating, decorating, shopping, cooking, gardening (or whatever it is I do when I kill the flowers in my yard) and more

I'd like to meet:


Zach Braff

and Glenn Beck

and I would go to the other side for... Eliza Dushku

Some of my pics:

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Music:

Some of my favorite musical artists: Kelly Clarkson, Journey, Nickel Creek, KT Tunstall, Frank Sinatra, anything from the "Blown Away" soundtrack, Pinmonkey, Aqualung, Green Day, Elvis, Madonna, Barenaked Ladies, Black Eyed Peas, Def Leppard, Journey, They Might Be Giants.
Current faves that will fade with their hits: Beyonce, Gym Class Heroes, Akon, Hinder, AAR, JoJo, Evanescence, The Fray.

Movies:

My top three favorite movies: (1) Dangerous Beauty (2) Shakespeare in Love (3) Life is Beautiful.
Other favorites include Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Accepted, The Notebook, The Lakehouse, 10 Things I Hate About You, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Matrix, Legally Blonde, Undercover Blues, Master of Disguise, Big Fat Liar, School of Rock, The New Guy (hello - Eliza Dushku!), Sorority Boys, Princess Diaries, Pay It Forward, Wayne's World, Elf, MIB, Some Like It Hot, Shawshank Redemption, Ever After, Dazed and Confused, Being John Malkovich, Dumb & Dumberer (just the 2nd one), The Jerk, most anything with Owen Wilson or Steve Zahn, Grease, Titanic, Chocolat, Under the Tuscan Sun, Pride & Prejudice, South Park Bigger Longer Uncut, all Star Wars movies, Alfred Hitchcock movies, the list goes on and on...

Television:

My favorite TV shows: Scrubs, The Office, My Name is Earl, Crossing Jordan, The Simpsons, SpongeBob Squarepants, South Park, Six Feet Under, That 70's Show, Monk and of course, Glenn Beck

Books:

The books I most recently read: The DaVinci Code, The Chronicles of Narnia, Angels and Demons, The Real America
Currently reading: First Break All the Rules, Atlas Shrugged, Six Thinking Hats
Coming up next: Persuasion, The Virtue of Selfishness

My Blog

Penetration

Thrust yourself deep inside my mind. Feel the rhythmic intensity of my thought, raging in the passion of my word. Rise at the opportunity to tear at the deepest corner of my being. Surrender to the gi...
Posted by Elaine on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST

My Own Eyes

Through my own eyes, I see the world.  Through them I see the way it looks to me, the details brought on by my experience.  I see what it means to me, what I do and do not understand, what s...
Posted by Elaine on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

Disconnect

My disconnect breeds discontent.  It pushes far what should draw near.  It injurs what I hold dear.  It preys upon those precious things.  What left of me do I still cling.  T...
Posted by Elaine on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

Lyrics - "Suddenly I See"

Her face is a map of the worldIs a map of the worldYou can see she's a beautiful girlShe's a beautiful girlAnd everything around her is a silver pool of lightThe people who surround her feel the benef...
Posted by Elaine on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:00:00 PST

Fate vs. Destiny

I recently watched the movie Serendipity, which, if you haven't seen it, is a love story about two people who find each other and then leave it up to fate to bring them back together if it is meant to...
Posted by Elaine on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

A Moment

Someone once whispered in my ear, "Shut up and kiss me."  While dancing under the stars on a cool summer night, I paused and smiled. There are moments in life that stick with us, and perhaps it i...
Posted by Elaine on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

Reaching

Before me is a place of beauty.  A meadow with soft, green grass flowing as a gentle breeze pushes through the blades.  Dots of color dancing in the wind; flowers of pink and purple, yellow ...
Posted by Elaine on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:22:00 PST

Memorable Quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Bianca: Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention? Michael: Sweet love, renew thy force. [Start of Shakespeare's Sonnet LVI] Patrick: Don't say shit like that to me....
Posted by Elaine on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:31:00 PST

What to Do During a Packer Game

1. Go grocery shopping - no one else is, no lines or fights over the good pack of ground beef 2. Go to the movies - no one else is, you get your pick of seats 3. Go to a restaurant - no one else is, s...
Posted by Elaine on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:43:00 PST

The Only One

Do you ever feel like you're the only one?  Put your thinking caps on and follow me on a journey&   I lay on the couch this evening, trying to think of a word.  It had to be a good word...
Posted by Elaine on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST