Sarcastic and goofy son of a bitch. I'm a little on the shy side, but I love to drink and have a good time. At first people think that I'm a real straight-edged sort of guy, but you might be surprised to learn a thing or two. I'm very open-minded and open to new things. I can make a sex joke out of literally anything if you let me.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Someone that doesn't have a fake profile that includes a picture with a stripper pole, or a link to pictures or webcams.
