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About Me

I'm just your basic kitty-cat, chillin' in my crib downtown. But the difference, is that I've got that shit MADE!!! I don't pay no bills, don't pay no rent, don't do no work, and don't buy no mothafuckin' groceries!!! When I run out of food, I just sit on my ass, look pretty, and start bitchin'! Works every time.

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My Interests

Interests? Oh, you know, the usual... sleeping, eating, pooping, and string. The usual.

I'd like to meet:

I don't wanna meet no one! You can come up in my hiz-ouse, but if you come over with that sappy "hey pretty kitty" shit, I'm gonna snap at your ass. I be all like "BACK DA FUCK UP!" Word.

Music:

If you've ever met my daddy, you know I don't get much of a choice. Usually stuck with some kinda classical/showtune bullshit.

Movies:

My personal favorite is the Cat-Sitter DVD. They got some butterflies, robins, fish, squirrls, chipmunks, and a gay-ass parrot up in there. Not much for plot or character development, but its some DAMN good eye candy.

Television:

My daddy too cheap-ass to get cable.

Books:

Anything open that I can sit on. Nothing like a little paper on the ass, ya know what I mean?

Heroes:

I ain't got no heros 'cept myself.