alphabetizing everything, anal-retentive behaviour, au natural, baking, being a pot pirate, being awesome, being condescending towards bands, being fabulously witty, belittling people in the kindest way possible, bleach, boys with hot hair, boys with hot shoes, buck-naked feet or flipflops, canned pears, cooking, etnies, extra spicy gin caesars, fagging out, fancy-footwork, Forest Grove Elementary School, freckles, free samples, getting my kicks, gin and tonics, "going to shows" and/or "rocking out" (but refraining from being a pretentious scenester), high fives, hiking, hot hips, i love big decks!, indie rock/pop/boys, kitsch, laughing loudly, macaroni art, making up words, movies starring animals, my bong, natural lighting, obsessive-compulsive tendencies, other people's children, pitchfork media, private dance parties for one, reading, real tits, ridiculousness, sarcasm, scarves, skirts with pants, stretched earlobes, tits hair and makeup (but skip the makeup), uncle jesse, value village, whoring out pictures of my pets, working with autistic kids, wuss-core, ykk zippers, your mom.
1. anyone with a big deck. (obviously) 2. people who keep ongoing, never-ending conversations with each other via their comment section on myspace. (sarcasm)and this guy (obviously):
les savy fav, death from above 1979, BETTER FRIENDS THAN LOVERS, the moving units, q and not u, el guapo, bloc party, transam, blonde redhead, goldcard, handsome boy modelling school, victor vaughn, eric's trip, julie doiron, mf doom, the postal service, the thermals, yo le tango, beulah, victor vaughn, lcd soundsystem, chromeo, do make say think, sebadoh, pinback, the walkmen, songs:ohia, dialated peoples, les georges leningrad, transam, grandaddy, prefuse 73, rjd2, the 1985, the arcade fire, supersystem, the fitness, the mercury program, weezer, !!!, and on and on and on.
This book has got it all.It’s got everything; murder, retribution, justice, family humor, a hot-rod that talks, the key to black-holes, a shoe-horn that talks, loss of innocence, innocence regained, a map to the louvre, camping descriptions, erotic passages, an infant Hitler you’ll grow to love, a dancing surgeon, a talking whale, a talking button, a talking Pope, a franco-philes tour of Paris in the 20’s, a list of ingredients, clichéd metaphors strung together like nobody’s business, an indictment of the military-industrial complex, an old woman with a secret (she’s really a man), and 5 more things I’ve forgotten. Okay, so it doesn’t have it all. But it has 27 things and that’s a lot!
* hal johnson and joanne mcleod* tony danza* aaron neville* my brother, jeremy*my cousin Lisa. miss you leesylees.