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kankles

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me



I baconned-up my profile Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Bacon and gumboots

I'd like to meet:

This guy

Music:

sin queso

Movies:

the jerk, the godfather, city of god

Television:

its all Tony

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, Catch 22, One River

Heroes:

porkchops

My Blog

crack-a-laka

if anyone calls my phone and someone answers, tell the crackhead that broke into my car to give me my phone back.
Posted by kankles on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:28:00 PST

I'm just sayin

Do ya think maybe the whole wacking day episode of the simpsons was just a big metaphore for jerking off? Snakes, Barry White, crazy Lisa always trying to ruin everyone's fun? hmmmm.....
Posted by kankles on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:52:00 PST

Fuck Yeah

I'm one of Burt Reynolds's Top 8 friends. Check it out. Serious.
Posted by kankles on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:18:00 PST