Johnnymouth dropped from the womb onto the seedy streets of Surrey, BC. As a young boy he displayed a healthy appetite for pornography, much of which was shop-lifted for the local, Yee's Grocery.
John became involved with drugs and sex, becoming seriously addicted to both. Growing up in a one of Canadas roughest cities, J-Mo was exposed to a veritable smorgasbord of delinquent pleasures. The area was a bastion of under-aged sex and substance abuse. As John got more involved with substances, his appetite for poon-tang was forced to take a back seat to his spiralling drug habits.
Week long acid trips evolved into banging rave binges with John pushing the party envelope to the extremes. At his height in the rave scene John changed his name to Pat Klak, donned a vest made of cat fur, and preceded to pop pills like tic-tacs, dancing like a whirling dervish for hours, until collapsing in a sweaty heap of musty cat fur. After this, John spent years in rehab which further separated John from his first love, pussy.
After leaving rehab, John found his massive raver pants and giant rainbow wallet chain effectively deterred most women which caused John to check himself into a local Buddhist monastery for an indefinite stay. While in the monastery John managed to deal with his pussy-addiction the only way he knew how, by writing a variety of pussy-themed hip-hop tracks that came to be known as the Vajohnny Monologues.
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