Shooting guns, drinking, writing, twin peaks over and over, bluegrass bong hits and beer, not trusting women, hot girl time, making small talk, breakfast specials, moonshining, dress shoes, plaid shirts that look old but not retro, the bodum french press, reading because I have no friends
Sluts without social diseases. No AIDS, please. Also other janitors. I'd preferably like to meet people who want to get falling down, stinking drunk every night of the week, have massive arguments with me, disown each other a few times a month, and ultimately I can try to fuck their girlfriends, who'll be let down when I'm too drunk to get something even resembling a hard-on, but mainly I'd like to meet this guy:
I'm not going to list a bunch of bands I like so you can see if you like them too. That just follows the Nick Hornby-romance-novels-for-men pretentious concept that "it's not what you're like, it's what you like.". It may well be true, so here's a general brushstroke-idea, without naming names: gangsta rap, especially from the Bay Area, insurgent country, metal, especially grindcore, murder ballads, Funkadelic, let's-act-like-it's-better-than-it-is post-rock-and-metal, the occasional idm or downtempo and whatever it is that I heard on that one radio station, you know, the one you never heard of.
Are for fags. Unless they involve a. people falling over while holding giant cell phones b. angry englishmen ("what's all this then?") c. giant cups of tea. On second thought, I'll add any movie in which people get repeatedly killed in a graphic fashion, any movie in which people emulate Jesus by returning from the dead to eat brains, and the balls-out pairings between Herzog and Kinski.
TV on DVD, baby, especially if it's a Taiwanese bootleg. Outside of buying and downloading seasons of stuff on DVD, I can't really be bothered with TV, unless MTV's going to re-run The State.
The Bible, The White Man's Bible, The Book of Mormon, the Satanic Bible, the King James Version, the Zohar, Pottery Barn
John Prine, Rennie Sparks, the guy who invented distillation (probably a monk), Prometheus, Odysseus, Paul Rudd, Michael Nesmith, Foetus, Brian Peter George St. Jean de la Baptiste de la Salle Eno