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A$HLEY

About Me


My Interests

runnin my mouth, not runnin my mouth, music, staying sober, finding my real parents, traveling, spending money, and arguing.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody that will take me dirt bike riding, Other survivors of Park Bench Syndrome, People that will buy me stuff: Things I need really bad.

Music:

Shop Fronts, Black Lips, DC Snipers, Ape Fight, MAC MOTHA FUCKIN DRE, Exploding Hearts, Sneaky Pinks, Nobunny, Roky Erickson, Dead Moon, Spice 1, The Dicks, MDC, Wipers, Turbonegro, Moral Crux, The Gun Club, Johnny Thunders, E-40, J Diggs, Andre Nickatina, old TRU, Gang of Four, Yukmouth, Dubee, Vibrators, Buzzcocks, Misfits, SAMHAIN, lots of other stuff.

Movies:

The Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All, Treal TV (1 AND 2...I know people don't like two, but I do just for the Hawaii footage). Anything by Sylvester Stallone (fer real), Die Hard, Monster Squad, Run Ronnie Run, Anchor Man, Big Momma's House (1, not 2 though), Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Shaolin Soccer, Seven Samurai...I like a lot of other stuff, but who really cares right?

Television:

Strangers With Candy. Greg the Bunny.

Books:

I got a lot of books.

Heroes:

My Mom, Mike McGuinn, Matt Smollon, Jerri Blank, MAC DRE, C MURDER, Mamie Bradley, most poor people, Joan Rivers.

Ashley's Details

Status: Taken
Orientation: Pretty Gay
Body type: RETARDED HOT
Occupation: BOSS

My Blog

tell me more about yourself!

for starters: what side of the bed do you wet?
Posted by A$HLEY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what kind of faggot are you?

JOSH! I want you to take this too...please :D I'm a Trendy City Faggot! I am better than you. My clothing is better, I am more sophisticated, I smell better, taste better, look better, and feel bet...
Posted by A$HLEY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm depressed

:D
Posted by A$HLEY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

for my friend kimmy

Our Lady of Low-fat Dog Food, everything here is opposite of good. The fat kid is fat; the toad is half- alive; the mess hall's starting to reek of the ruddy beginnings of ...
Posted by A$HLEY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST