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van gogh's ear

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About Me

my name is james. i recently awoke from a two week comma only to find that the world is the same shitty place i knew it to be before my alleged accident. i have since stoped fearing death an now need to replace my funeral mix tape with a new and improved comma mix tape. im late for boggle so ill fill you in later.
i'm like keanu reeves but fatter.
currently on sale now and priced to move!!!
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Name: james
Birthday: 14aug78
Birthplace: norwalk, ct
Current Location: fairfield ct
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: asian and hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: work boots
Your Weakness: hot crazy girls who are smater then me
Your Fears: kindred spirits
Your Perfect Pizza: nothing cunty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sell art drink less
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: my dick feels like corn
Thoughts First Waking Up: im late for something i hate
Your Best Physical Feature: my gut or my sweet sweet chink eyes
Your Bedtime: just after story time
Your Most Missed Memory: alowing myself to be vulnerable
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: white castle
Single or Group Dates: single. there is always a chance someone in the group has a crush on your date and will try to cock block you
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton orange peko
Chocolate or Vanilla: i always dug the swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: like a preacher in heat
Do you Sing: like a song bird
Do you Shower Daily: define daily
Have you Been in Love: more often then i wish to remember
Do you want to go to College: learning is for suckers
Do you want to get Married: only if she promises to leave me after a year or two and then take half my shit
Do you belive in yourself: if i dont will that be blasphamy
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, my sea legs are strong baby
Do you think you are Attractive: my mommy says im handsome, but i think she's been lying to me
Are you a Health Freak: absolutely not
Do you get along with your Parents: from time to time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i hope that was alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked: liek a fucking chimney
In the past month have you been on Drugs: im a bit of a stoner
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i smoke a lot of pot so probably
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: i had to clean one at my shitty shitty janitor job
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but a good rejection is always around the corner
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: brrr fuck no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only hearts
Ever been Drunk: as often as i can
Ever been called a Tease: im pretty loose
Ever been Beaten up: only by girls
Ever Shoplifted: how do you think i got the hooch
How do you want to Die: rescuing all of humanity from the certain doom of invading space ants
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a shepard or a pirate
What country would you most like to Visit: spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: medium length, enough to get a good grip on without getting in the way
Height: shorter
Weight: half of me (im wicked big)
Best Clothing Style: a burlap sack as long as your comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: more than your average casual user
Number of CDs I own: four
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: three
Number of things in my Past I Regret: enough to haunt me for the rest of my life
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Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||| 23%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||| 23%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You scored as absinthe. you are artistic and creative, but a little unstable. you are magical and can have dillusions, and are a little mysterious.

absinthe


96%

vodka


83%

whiskey


75%

beer


75%

rum


71%

bourbon


67%

midori


54%

daiquaries


50%

champagne


42%

wine


38%
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My Interests

making pretty pretty pictures, drinking, german expressionism/ surealism, surviving life threatening diseases, searching for redemption, and drinking

I'd like to meet:

a lepper( ive never seen one before and i dont believe they exist), any one named shane mcgowin, albert milo, lawrence taylor, bianca de la rouge, willie nelson, denis leary, mike judge, captain morgan, nel carter, siegfried not that fag roy, my real parents, tom waits, the pope, but most of all the guy with the antidote.

Music:

"Play the Piano drunk Like a percussion instrument Until the fingers begin to bleed a bit" thanks buk

drive by truckers, at the drive in, the pouges, tom waits, nick cave, the deftones, patsy cline, the bloodhound gand, joni mitchel, moris day and the time ( the evil band from purple rain), the slackers, stray cats, moterhead, head automatica, million dollar quartet, rush, gogol bodello, duran duran, too $hort, nofx, dan finerty and the dan band, warren zevon
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: non, je ne regrette rien - edith piaff
Waking up: initiation - at the drive in
Average day: strait out of compton - nwa
First date: i hope i dont fall in love with you - tom waits
Falling in love: god dammed lonely love - drive by truckers
Love scene: sunshower - chris cornell
Fight scene: get in the ring - guns n roses
Breaking up: bad liver broken heart - tom waits
Getting back together: love like this - drive by truckers
Secret love: where the wild roses grow - nick cave
Life's okay: oh yoko - john lennon
Mental breakdown: i fall to pieces - patsy cline
Driving: steve mcqueen - drive by truckers
Learning a lesson: back to school (mini maggot) - deftones
Deep thought: sleep walk - brian setzer orchestra
Flashback: father and son - cat stevens
Partying: jungle love - moris day and the time
Happy dance: sweet caroline - neil diamond
Regreting: purple rain - prince
Long night alone: if i give my soul - jonny cash
Death scene: cotton seed - drive by truckers
Closing credits: what a wonderful world - nick cave, shane mcgowin
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Movies:

dinasour island starring the late great ross hagen, boondock saints, run ronnie run, harold and kumar or any movie pitting two asians against the man (aka white people), true romance, strange brew, basquiat, ghost dog, rushmore, where the buffalo roam, ghunga din, pecker, barfly, goonies, shaun of the dead, swingers, wet hot american summer, cannibal the musical.

Television:

why are all great television shows canceld before their time while shitty shows run on forever? my favorite shows are the folloing:
upright citizens brigade, strangers with candy, the muppet show, god the devil and bob (despite the involvement of french stewart), bakersfield pd., get a life, nip tuck, the sheild, the job, rescue me, king of the hill, the original headbangers ball before that bitch ass jamie josta ruined it with his fat bald head, dukes of hazard, the cosby show, dog the bounty hunter, homicide, thundercats, greatest american hero, quest for the golden monkey, the jackson 5 cartoon not the variety show cause in the cartoon they solved crime and shit, sports night with the wheathered desprite housewife not niclolette sheridan but the other leggy blond lady, family guy, three's company, jessie the christina applegate sitcom based in buffalo, dear john with the guy fom taxi, taxi, maried with children, the short lived nikki cox show, and mash.
i watch way too much television and should devote more time to drinking drugs and women.

Books:

anything by charles bukowski, fool for love by sam shepard, the rum diaries by hunter thompson, the curious george when he huffs all that ether, midnight in the garden of good and evil, anything by gabriel garcia marquez.

Heroes:

anyone who drinks themselves retarted and still sound so silky smooth

and the hulk cause he smashes shit with an unparalleled rage all with the best of intentions.

My Blog

coma mix tape

ive been delaying making this sucker but it's hard to find songs about comas or sleep or being indestructable.  i got more songs written down but cant think of them.  fell free to add. "burd...
Posted by van gogh's ear on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:21:00 PST

thanks kurt

another day is here and i am hit with another wave of crazy.  its raining dogs and cats a sad song is playing while i reflect upon the impact of kurt vonneguts writing to my own personal toil and...
Posted by van gogh's ear on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

the coolest thing i ever saw

holy fuck it was the other night.  i was outside having a smoke after work.  all of a sudden i heard a mysterious sound.  i peeked out the street and saw a fucking raccoon fight.  ...
Posted by van gogh's ear on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:38:00 PST

hogan doesnt always know best

so i had a dream last night i went to a garage sale at hulk hogans house.  there was'nt much good stuff.  it was raining or rainy so there was'nt anybody there but me, the hulkster, and his ...
Posted by van gogh's ear on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

muse needed inquire within

what is it about a muse that gives the artist the inspiration needed to create greatness?  all the emotions she evokes in me is transcribed on canvas.  without that, my work feels hollow,&nb...
Posted by van gogh's ear on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

running away from home

im thinking of joining the circus or the army.  i get shit on in both but in the army i get shoot back.  im sure uncle sam would trip over himself for well experienced cannon fodder.
Posted by van gogh's ear on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

hate my crime

i had it but lost it stole it back then someone took it away there is always someone to take it away  
Posted by van gogh's ear on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:02:00 PST

pennence for the wicked

oh our heavenly father the path of my undoing has lead me back to you wash me of the burden my guilt and my sins guide me towards the greatness you ment for me cast my sin and accempt my need for rede...
Posted by van gogh's ear on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:48:00 PST

remove me from my misori

remove my pain sweet swollow the cherished last kiss before i plunge into the infinate when all is lost
Posted by van gogh's ear on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:39:00 PST

the rapture the devine and the lash

its all getting to me and i might need to stop drinking for a spell.  it will seem a bit weird being sober and making decions.  i also feel my liver pulsing and succumbing to the preassure.&...
Posted by van gogh's ear on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST