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Tuugaalik/täkʷula

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.

About Me

I have been promised the resurrection of dead poets
I have held hearts like
hard candies, savaging the cracks
lapping the gunmetal sweat of insecurity
with every well-placed "I love you"
I've danced Helen of Troy into the crawlspace,
desperate supplication that a man is a man
is a woman is an answer
has some meaning
Sanctimonious suicide
using stranger's bodies, the
tender places:
I am righteous
I am pure
There was a little girl
who had a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good
she was very very good
And when she was bad
she was horrid
Apples make me sassy and I have a nasty habit of falling in love with dead poets. Jules Verne can go to hell. If the Nautilus were a real narwhal I would live in it, like Jonah or Dr. Dolittle in the Great Glass Sea Snail. We would travel the world having grand adventures. I drink an obscene amount of herbal tea. I have been known to do ballet in my living room when nobody is watching. I have three rats named Sailor Baby, December, and Alice B. Toklas, a dog named Vincent Regardless, and a cat named Elliot. We like to sit around not eating each other.

My Interests

I have some very nice, very very forgiving friends, many of whom are also attractive. I enjoy reruns of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Degrassi. I'm really interested in narwhals. Alright.

I'd like to meet:

Radicals, Feminists, Revolutionaries, the homed Homeless and Heartless Lovers, people who are Broken and not looking to be fixed, people who are whole but Shaking, Bitter Alcoholics and Lonely Poets, Apple Smashers and Life Gaspers, Saint Dymphna and Saint Jude. Someone whose baggage matches mine. Also Struwwelpeter. I'll do anything for iambic pentameter. And if you can name all my heroes I'll make you something pretty. For serious.

Music:

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.-Oscar Wilde

Books:

I don't believe in reading. Out of principle. ..

Bibliomania.com

Heroes:



And you, of course

My Blog

no offense but

have i told you off for being an insensitive git recently? do you still contact me about whatever stupid accomplishment you've made as of late? i don't fucking care right now so knock it the fuck off ...
Posted by Tuugaalik/täk·ula on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:57:00 PST

the lost baby poem

the lost baby poem  the time i dropped your almost body downdown to meet the waters under the cityand run one with the sewage into the seawhat did i know about waters rushing backwhat did i know...
Posted by Tuugaalik/täk·ula on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:04:00 PST

viva les no boyfriend!

because i'm an amazon warrior   that's why    
Posted by Tuugaalik/täk·ula on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:29:00 PST

i may need a new hobby

does the significant rise in autisum/aspergers diagnosis within the past several decades suggest a change in diagnostic ability or fundamental shift in the way human thought is changing to meet the ne...
Posted by Tuugaalik/täk·ula on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:15:00 PST

I love you, I love you

perhaps the number six million or the fear that ten dollar jeans would make or break us   as a child I knew the big bad wolf could come at anytime and steal your father   I am always prepa...
Posted by Tuugaalik/täk·ula on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:15:00 PST

There are only so many angles by which I can view your face

I think by now I've covered them all.  I'm not even expecting cracks anymore Just break me Break me harder
Posted by Tuugaalik/täk·ula on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:53:00 PST

fools regret

consider it luck, orfate perhaps cut my songshort, to mumblessoft words disguiserocks thatare not so soft
Posted by Tuugaalik/täk·ula on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:33:00 PST

penelope

for all it may be a literary referencei wait with my weaving
Posted by Tuugaalik/täk·ula on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:51:00 PST

Understanding Salamanca Tree Hiddle

Every morning I wouldpick fresh berries,serve in sweet creamwith black-eyed Susans  You are too good for me
Posted by Tuugaalik/täk·ula on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:24:00 PST

gradually and then allofasudden

I'm moving to Olympia in like 3 weeks   and I'm not really sure what to make of it     oh! I am going to miss you all
Posted by Tuugaalik/täk·ula on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST