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KK

About Me

I was born a poor black child. According to my high school yearbook, I wanted to be a singer or a cartoonist. I've done both, and signed a few autographs along the way. When not watching porn, you can find me in "Where's Waldo?" books. No, I'm not Waldo. I'm the one with the blue shirt. Maybe you've seen me.

My Interests

Spending time with my husband,reminiscing with people I've never met,making fun of you,collecting chins,music(mostly Yoko Ono),New England Patriots,Boston Red Sox,most college football. ..

I'd like to meet:

Don Rickles,Bruce Willis,Dean Martin(RIP),Tyra Banks,Rodney Dangerfield(RIP),Jim Norton,Bill Murray,Dennis Franz,Robert De Niro,Pamela Anderson,David Lee Roth,Jenny McCarthy,and Frank Sinatra(RIP),just to ask him how he did it. :)

Music:

Killer Dwarfs,Faster Pussycat,Vain,Pretty Boy Floyd,Lillian Axe,Tyketto,Enuff Z'Nuff,Butch Walker,SR-71,Big Bang Babies,Quiet Riot,Twisted Sister,Stryper,Bowling For Soup,Tigertailz,Last Laff,Kik Tracee,LA Guns,Motley Crue,Ramones,Nitro,Betty Blowtorch,Roxx Gang,Harem Scarem,Drain sth,Pantera,Danger Danger,Black N Blue,Alleycat Scratch,Blackboard Jungle,Johnny Crash,Cinderella,The Scream,Dangerous Toys,Mass,Jailhouse,Poison,Bonfire,Dirty Looks,Julliet,Whitecross,Blink 182,Love/Hate,White Lion,Sleez Beez,Shotgun Messiah,Green Day,Liz Phair,Know Illusion,Eyes,Guardian,Heart Throb Mob,Hinder,Vaughn,Electric Love Hogs,Ratt,Kix,SCREW THIS !! Anyone who rocks or that HAS rocked !!

Movies:

Stripes,Caddyshack,Star Wars,The Last Castle,Payback,Die Hard,Scarface,The Godfather,Walk The Line,Casino,Kentucky Fried Movie,This Is Spinal Tap,Blazing Saddles,The Jerk,Happy Gilmore,Cheech & Chong... if I didn't have A.D.D, I could think of more.

Television:

House MD,Sopranos,CSI:Mayberry,Ghost Whisperer,The Shield,NYPD Blue,Family Guy,The Simpsons,The Office.

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Books:

Motley Crue-The Dirt, Jerry Lewis-Dean & Me, Frank Sinatra-His Way, The Mygranes-The Mygranes Collection, anything by George Carlin.

Heroes:

My grandfather Henry(Ja-Ju)Urban. R.I.P.