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I have an excellent group of friends whom I couldn't live without. The PennStaters, the Cheltenham Crew, the Softball Gang, the Japan Friends, the CornHuskers, the Ones I Grew Up With, and The Ones No Longer With Us.
I live in the Northeast, went to Cardinal Dougherty High School, lived in State College, Nebraska, Japan, Virginia, and now back in Philly. I studied Earth Science, Geography, and Meteorology, but now work with cancer research (metastatic malignant melanoma) at PENN. I stay with this career choice because I am a cancer survivor. LiveStrong!
Kirsten is my goddaughter, and she's wonderful.
Her father is my brother, Matthew. I have two awesome half-sisters who I do not get to see enough of... Esther and Rebecca.
I like adventure, fun things to do, and outdoors. I've skydived, bungee jumped, and flew through the heavens. I like to fish, camp, road trip, hike, take photos, boat, and I want to get my motorcycle license in The Spring. I am dying for a Kawasaki Ninja... and screw Tom Horn who thinks I'll die, since I can't even drive a Vespa without crashing it! ;)
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Tommy and I will show you how to drink! :) Go Phils. (And Congrats on getting Engaged, Tommy! Lookin' forward to being your best man!)

Kevin and I are the Newest HEROES!

Me and Tree: WE'D MAKE HOT BABIES!!!

You're Will Truman! You're Will Truman! You're cute,
funny and a little obsessive. You let little
things get to you and you can be very stubborn.
You're the rock, when friends need help they come
to you. You're responsibe, trustworthy but you're
also a control freak. People love you because
you're just a great guy who's heart is always in
the right place!

Which Will and Grace Character Are You?
brought to you by QuizillaHAD AN AWESOME TIME IN FLORIDA WATCHING....I am 19% White Trash.
.. I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. My house is always parked in the same spot. I am a proud Democrat, and my place is sometimes neat (and sometimes can even see the floor!), and there is a damned good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotComI am 37% Idiot.
.. I ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of me. I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least I know my limits. Take the
Idiot Test
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I am 43% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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I am 71% Promiscuous.
.. I like sex and have a healthy sex life. I get just enough and know how to use my sexuality. Some people might have a problem, but that is their problem not mine. They just need to get more! Take the
Promiscuous Test
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What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 72%

Kissing Skill Level - 91%

Cudding Skill Level - 84%

Sex Skill Level - 70%

Why They Love You You keep going and going and going...
Why They Hate You You're too good to be true.

This cool quiz by New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice !

Michael. You're most like the ArchAngel of
Defense. You like to hit things, and you like
naked people, preferably cute naked people. A
real down-to-earth angel who likes frogs and is
easily distracted by bright, shiny things.

Which ArchAngel are you most like?
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You are Lust! Sexy!! But they say that theres such a thing as too
much of a good thing. You have sex on the
brain, and it doesn't stay just there for long.
Passionate, Fiery - and most certainly
confident. You're a fun loving, spontaneous
person who is always up for a laugh. People
however, have trouble keeping up with you.
You're sex crazy, and perhaps need to tone it
down a bit! learn a little self control! But, Hey, Congratulations on being the Sexiest Red
Hot deadly sin out of all the 7...

?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??
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I'd like to meet:



Look at this tongue. Now this is a tongue, folks...



I've Lost My "MEMBERSHIP CARD" for less egregious violations of the "Homo Code of Conduct then making out with hot girls... (like not liking Madonna and not knowing who Judy Garland's daughter is, etc.)...

[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 11
[Parents still together] Nope
[Siblings] 1 Brother, 2 half-sisters
[Pets] They all seem to die off
FAVORITES
[Color] Blue
[Number] 6
[Animal] The Nittany Lion!
[Drinks] Beer
[Soda] Diet Coke Break
[Book]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] What Hair?
[Have tattoos?] Soon...
[Have Piercings?] Yup, just ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Not any more. ;)
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes/No
[Like roller coasters?] Hell Yeah! Waited 3 1/2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, and it was worth it
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Sure, The West Coast would Rock!
[Want more piercings?] Naah
[Like cleaning?] If its necessary to find my bed.
[Write in cursive or print?] Print
[Own a web cam?] Yup, 'and i know how to use it'
[Know how to drive?] After all the accidents I've been in, probably not!
[Own a cell phone?] Duh. Try this folks... give your number out at the bar to a loser asks for it. do 215-846-1XXX. Poor Marco fell for it. I love it.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Sometimes... to sleep.
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yup. Lost 'em all.
[Considered a life of crime?] Tried it... Didn't work out.
[Lied to someone?] Yup.
[Been in love?] Yup.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] If you can call THAT making out, then sure.
[Been in lust?] Hell Yeah, still am!
[Used someone] For what?
[Been used?] Can you say asshole?
[Been cheated on?] Can you say double-asshole?
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Been hit in the nut - Thanks, Gerry!
[Stolen anything?] Oh Lord, What was my problem?
[Held a gun] Shot a few... guns, not criminals.
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Kenneth Cole.
[Current mood] Hungry.
[Current taste] Mmmm....
[What you currently smell like] Pleasures for Men
[Current hair] Shaven
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Working!
[Current cd in stereo] Oh No... really? American Idol, George Michael, Simple Plan, and my Beer B Que Mix
[Last book you read] Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
[Last movie you saw] SAW!
[Last thing you ate] Doug's Chili
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Colleen
[Do drugs?] No
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Hell Yeah, come party with us!
Remember your first love?] Yup. :)
[Still love him/her?] Yup. :)
[Read the newspaper?] The Inquirer and The Metro
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] No - only heteros rock! LMAO.
[Believe in miracles?] Sure.
[Do well in school?] If I muster up the energy.
[Wear hats] When the sun's shining brightly.
[Hate yourself?] No Way.
[Have an obsession?] A few. . .
[Collect anything?] What the hell don't I collect/save?
[Have a best friend?] Colleen (oldest!), Theresa (1st at PSU), Tom (straightest), Todd (most caring PennStater), and an ex-best gay friend.
[Close friends?] Check the "friends"
[Like your handwriting?] No Way
[Care about looks] Sure. Who doesn't?
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Oh Jezzus, no...
[First kiss] Stephanie
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Yup. Been there, done that.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Sure. Searching. May have lost one of 'the one's'.
[Are you a tease?] Sure.
[Too shy to make the first move?] Depends on how many pints I've drank.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] "but i'm not the only one."
[Bitch/Asshole] yes/yes (but aren't we all at times?)
[sarcastic] noooooooooooooo....
[Angel] Sometimes
[Devil] Often
[Shy] Rarely
[Talkative] Always

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stephen
Birthday: Dec. 6, 1971
Birthplace: Frankford Hospital
Current Location: University City
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Gone
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, Austrian, Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers (what else is there?)
Your Weakness: Eyes
Your Fears: Drowning, Dying in Fire, and ending my life like that poor sucker in Saw.
Your Perfect Pizza: Bacon Mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduating from PENN; making 50K/year; finding "The One"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Goddamn it... Where's SNOOZE?"
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: 11:30 or so
Your Most Missed Memory: My Dad
Pepsi or Coke: Diet, Baby
MacDonalds or Burger King: I think McDonald's is the route to most health issues in the U.S.!!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Latte
Do you Smoke: If I drink too much.
Do you Swear: All the *&..@!%$ time.
Do you Sing: Poorly, but I enjoy it.
Do you Shower Daily: I sure hope you do, too!
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I want to get OUT of college.
Do you want to get Married: Yes, actually I do. Screw G.W. and his Marriage Ammendment proposals
Do you belive in yourself: Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on The Hell Hole
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes I look pretty good.
Are you a Health Freak: No, not at all.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, mostly.
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM! And Hurricanes. And Tornadoes. But Lightning crashing is a turn-on!
Do you play an Instrument: hmmm...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You would, too, if you were an Eagles Fan!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes. Ugh... I quit, but not 100%, I guess.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Of Course.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a container of mini oreos!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes... I love sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: In front of co-workers.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the Summer!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, a beer glass from Mad 4 Mex in University City.
Ever been Drunk: almost every weekend.
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Yup
How do you want to Die: Tragically and Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am growed up *winks*
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green is Sexxy, but Dark Brown is so hot
Favourite Hair Color: Light Brown
Short or Long Hair: Shorter
Height: about my height or a little taller
Weight: about my weight or a little lighter
Best Clothing Style: Metro-Sexual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1. I broke my ankle while rolling. Won't do it again.
Number of CDs I own: used to have hundreds, but I put them in iTunes and threw 'em out!
Number of Piercings: 4 - all in my ears
Number of Tattoos: 0 - tho i want one, but i hate pain
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 - the last words I said to my dad

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Your Heart Is Red
You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!

Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy

Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing

Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense

What you bring to relationships: Honesty What Color Heart Do You Have?

Music:


You Sleep On Your Side
You are mild-mannered and rational, with an edge if you're wronged. Since this semifetal sleeper takes up a minimal amount of space, he tends to be a very giving lover. Also, he's way too sensible to play -- or stand for -- mind games. He's also very generous in and out of bed.

Simple Plan, Goo Goo Dolls, Gwen Stefani, Pearl Jam, Staind, anything 80's, Billy Joel, Elton John, Nickelback, Fuel, Foo Fighters, Eminem, George Michael, ColdPlay, REM, Bon Jovi, Matchbox 20, Rob Thomas, Nickelback, Pearl Jam, Daniel Powter, James Blunt, Filter

Movies:

So I was asked to take down all my movie pix b/c my profile is so damned slow to load.

I could go on forever, but I'll just list the ones that I can recite line after line by heart: The Goonies, Princess Bride, Steel Magnolias, The Harry Potters, The Lord of the Rings, Spidermans, Twister, (This damned thing deleted all my answers, I'll add 'em later...)Fan

Television:

Desperate Housewives. Brothers and Sisters. Gray's Anatomy. Seinfeld. Scrubs. The Simpsons.

Books:

The Stand. Gerald's Game. All books in the "The Dark Tower" series. In fact, most Steven King Novels. Anne Rice Novels. The Stupidest Angel. Swan's Song. Wuthering Heights. Grapes of Wrath. DaVinci Code.

Heroes:

My brother because he proved to all of us he can be the awesome father we knew he could be. My mother for bringing us up as a single parent.

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My Blog

The Pieces

How do you pick up the pieces when they're so small? And they're shattered.  And they're strewn so far and wide? How do you answer that question when the fucked up thing is that's the easy questi...
Posted by © UniBaller on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 07:16:00 PST

Key Exchanges / Valentine’s Day / Disappearing Act

So it's been a long time since I've been on MySpace.  So long that Colleen called my mom's phone to see if I were still alive.  She wasn't reaching me and saw that I wasn't on MySpace for ne...
Posted by © UniBaller on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:41:00 PST

Great Weekends and Life

So it's been quite some time since I've blogged, and it's been forever since I've been on MySpace.  Work has it blocked (I can check it through a proxy, but I can't post anything!).  So MySp...
Posted by © UniBaller on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:42:00 PST

It’s Been Awhile

It's been awhile since I posted... No garden news - it's all but dead.No real weather news --- tho we did see a few snowflakes at the game on Saturday (WHICH WAS AWESOME, btw!!!  We Are Penn Stat...
Posted by © UniBaller on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:56:00 PST

The first weekend of Autumn

Well summer is now officially over... Wow. I am working from home today, which is always nice. It was a rather non-crazy summer, unlike my usual crazy summers.  And in retrospect that's just fine...
Posted by © UniBaller on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:21:00 PST

Back To Reality...

Ok, So It's Back To Reality... My short vaca in NC was really nice.  The end of the summer. Some of the quotes from the weekend..."Watch your language, Stevie, this is the fucking bible belt.""Y...
Posted by © UniBaller on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:01:00 PST

If I were an Italian Boy

If I were an Italian Boy I would have made my grandmother proud, if she were Italian. Not bad that a German and Austrian Mutt just turned 20 quarts of tomatoes from his garden into 12 quarts of delect...
Posted by © UniBaller on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST

Craziness

So yeah. I know I've been outta touch on here.  And to those of you who I used to spend tons of time chatting with and giving shit to and talking about life with on here (Steve, Joe, Sox, Lauren,...
Posted by © UniBaller on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:33:00 PST

8 Gay Guys on a Blanket, the Orchestra, Harry Potter, and Craigslist

What do you get when you put 8 gay guys on a few blankets with food, 6 bottles of wine, a bottle of Jaeger and a bottle of Southern Comfort?  Oh yeah, and do this outside, with a ton of people ar...
Posted by © UniBaller on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:54:00 PST

My 1st (mini) harvest

So yesterday I had my first harvest.  Some tomatoes, cucumbers, bell peppers, peppers, and an eggplant! Not bad..  Just a little while ago my plot looked like this: And now today I have ni...
Posted by © UniBaller on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 06:24:00 PST