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Hooker Rich!

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In my opinion:"Men are like parking spaces....the good ones are always taken....and the rest are either handicapped or to far away." ~unknownThe defintion of STRAIGHT ACTING is...a man who PRETENDS TO LIKE PUSSY. For those who don't know...masculinity has nothing to do with ACTING STRAIGHT.When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds - Get Your Own

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I'd like to meet:

Just give me a masculine guy that likes to have fun and can relax in his own skin...and then a set of guns and pecs never hurts either. ;-)Brian Ulacher Jeremy Piven Matthew McConaughey :-P

Music:

Amy Winehouse - 'Love is a losing game'Amy Winehouse - Performing 'Rehab' -Live at the Brits

Heroes:

My Mom. Your Mother is always with you. She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore, she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well, she's your breath in the air on a cold winter's day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow, she is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. A mother shows every emotion...happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow... and all the while, hoping and praying you will only know the good feelings in life. She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love, your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space...not even death. MAY WE NEVER TAKE OUR MOTHERS FOR GRANTED.

My Blog

The Numbers Speak for Themselves

Evenin' Hookers! This is a copy of a recent Blog Post that I wanted to share with all of you. And remember... If you are interested in being a part of Senator Obama's Campaign for Change?Visit ...
Posted by Hooker Rich! on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 07:28:00 PST

DIY - Hooker Decor Project

Mornin' Hookers! Here's a nice DIY decor project for all my Hookers! DIY Hooker Decor - The Naughty Hooker DeFlower Vase  Here's a DIY recipe for bringing beauty, scent and color into your Hooker...
Posted by Hooker Rich! on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:29:00 PST

Do U Shop at Urban Outfitters?

Hey Hookers! Do U Shop at Urban Outfitters?  Well, Read On... Urban Outfitters Billionaire is a Wingnut in Progressive Clothing   The loaded owner of Urban Outfitters, Richard Hayne, do...
Posted by Hooker Rich! on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:04:00 PST

Don’t Try Fuckin’ with Me

Don't Try Fuckin' with Me   This Hooker Don't Play that Shit !   Hiya Hookers!   As most of you know by now, I'm not one to attack anyone for any reason.  By nature and nurture, I...
Posted by Hooker Rich! on Fri, 16 May 2008 10:19:00 PST

A Tribute to my Mom and Yours

Mornin' Hookers! Well, I'll be heading outta town with Gretal for the weekend to spend it with my Mom for Mother's Day.  My Mom is my hero and while this text appears here on my profile, I still ...
Posted by Hooker Rich! on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:22:00 PST

No Offense But...

Hey Hookers! No offense but...is this "I bought you as a pet"  thing gonna be over soon? I guess I appreciate that I've 'been bought' but those of you that have 'bought me' will notice that I've...
Posted by Hooker Rich! on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:57:00 PST

Hooker Notes

Hiya Hookers! Well, it's finally Friday&whew!  I don't wanna be 'Debbie Downer' on a Friday afternoon but I have some news to share.    I'm telling you this today because ...
Posted by Hooker Rich! on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:36:00 PST

hooker notes - pride

i'm not sure why, but when 'pride' week comes around i always think of this song.  its Israel Kamakawiwo'ole or IZ as he was known performing his rendition of 'somwhere over the rainbow' in which...
Posted by Hooker Rich! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 04:25:00 PST

Hooker Notes - Summer Fashion Primer

A Hooker's Summer Fashion Primer  How to not LOOK LIKE A DUMB ASS! Well, the warm weather is finally upon us and the unofficial start of summer is just days away so I thought it best to put out my a...
Posted by Hooker Rich! on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:41:00 PST

Hooker Notes

evenin' hookers! first things first...ok, so where the fuck does bush get off?  this guy has the nerve to hold a press conference this afternoon saying he will veto the measure ...
Posted by Hooker Rich! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:54:00 PST