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THE BEER MAN

<font size=5color=blue*BERZERKIN' SDMF*

About Me

This website wont be updated very much, cause I dont have the fuckin time to do it now, but i'll see you crazy fuckers soon........... go visit www.zakkwylde.com if you want up to date updates.......AND BLEED FUCKIN BLACK LABEL!!!!!!!!anyway, What the fuck is up my fellow SDMF's?? --- Well here it fuckin goes: I like to play guitar like i sick motherfucker, DRINK A SHITLOAD OF BEER N' JACK, Johnny walker, Jim Beam, Kentucky Delux!!, I love play the banjo drunk and sing dirty country, rock, southern rock tunes. I sing like a parakeet and sing like a berzerker of doom. I love to box and box some more while drunk. I enjoy lifting weights with my pals while listenin to good music.. I like to shoot big guns.no bullshit motherfuckers!

My Interests

Gibson guitars LES PAULS HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS!, Fender guitars, Washburn Guitars, Martin guitars, Ovation Accoustics, Guild guitars, EMG pickups, Fernades sustainer pickups, MARSHALL amps, Lee Jackson amps, ampeg amps, peavy amps, Gibson amps, Rhino amps, BOSS pedals, Dunlop effects, Ibanez tube screamer, MRX pedals (and fuck you PRShit) Digidesign, Mackie, JBL, I like almost any kind of good straight up playable music...especially kickass rock and metal music ...but EVERYTHING playable better fucking kick ass. I like to drink shitloads of beer. Also...I love women. Women are great, CHEERS to women in general. I love to listen to good guitar, and the man to get the job done can be found here: (www.zakkwylde.com)CHEERS AND FEAR NO BEER!

I'd like to meet:

YOU, if you dont like shit rap crap and fuckin pussy half ass music

Music:

OZZY FUCKIN' OSBOURNE...the FUCKIN GODFATHER!!!!, Lynyrd fuckin Skynyrd, DIME FOREVER Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush, Guns N' Roses, Pantera, Days of the new, tantric, queensrych, Jackyl, Al DiMeola, Steve Vai, George Harrison, 60 WATT shaman, Slash /'s snakepit, Blind Mellon, Joe Walsh, Soundgarden, Corrosion of Conformity, Alice Cooper, DIO, RacerX, Scorpions, The Allman Bros, Ugly Kid Joe, Lenny Breau, Tempesta, Sandfrog, Leo Kotke, Joe Bonamassa, BB king, Alice in Chains, Black Label Society, Les Paul, Velvet Revolver ,DIO, Audioslave, radiohead, Metallica, Shania Twain, Pink Floyd!!!, BLACK SABBATH , 15 HERTZ, Black Oak Arkansas, Type O Negative, White Zombie/Rob, Deftones, Led Zepplin, Staind, Tom Petty, Dave matthews, Boston, The Beatles, AC/DC, Faulter, Falling forward, The statler Bros(funny shit!), Days of the new, Tantric, Paranoid, Random acts of Violence, Extreme, Badlands, Van Halen, Montros, Sammy Hagar, The WABOritas!, Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Paganini, Yngwie Malmsteen, Eric Johnson, Nuno Bettencourt, Dave Sebree, Aerosmith, Asleep at the wheel, Pat Green, Cheryl Crow, The Eagles, Jerry Cantrell, Elton john, Willie Nelson, ZZ motherfuckin TOP!, Brother Cain, Pride N' Glory, Albert Lee, Damage plan, DOWN, Dream theater, Mega-fuckin-deth, Willie Scoggins, .... and anything and everything else that rocks! There is a shitload more, but i'm just too drunk to remember right now....be back later you fuckers. send me a message on who i missed in the fuckin list.HERE the bands that i HATE and wanna kick their asses, cause they are pussies and cant drink beer, and they write shit music about cheesy fuckin gay shit i dont wanna hear about: blink 182, that cant write a REAL song with a REAL instrument (computer beat shit doesnt count) theres no fuckin soul in that shitI HATE that band "Simple plan" (i can only take so much cheese), Boy band crap, and anyone and everyone that cant hold down beer and straight up fuckin play REAL music!!! Shit that you play for YOU, shit that has soul, character.... YOU KNOW WHO YOU FUCKERS ARE!

Movies:

Fight club, Se7en, Dazed and confused, How to make your own beer,and fuckin old skynyrd videos, good porn jenna kicks ass, the entire pantera video shit, and how to kick a liberals ass

Television:

ESPN 1&2, HEADBANGERS BALL!, ROCK SHOW, MTV, VH1, mtv2, spike TV, MTV SUCK IT YOU FUCKIN CHEESBALL BULLSHIT MUSIC

Books:

Albert lee crazy chickin pickin guitar books, lenny breau guitar books. i dont really read much except for magazines like playboy, maxim,guitar/world, and wakeboarding mag

Heroes:

Anyone who can outdrink OZZY...(which is fucking NO ONE!) also.. Randy Rhoads,Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Tony Iommi, Allan Collins, n' fuckin Frank Marino