I am interested in satchels of cash, bags of moolah, sacks of greenbacks, pouches of Do ray Mi, and colectable Care Bear figurines released by the franklin mint in 1984, The book 1984, Islomaniacs, Weilding, grinding, Cursive writting, I like phrase origin and bridge burning. Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Humor both observed and that which is served. I like Cover Songs and Cover alls...which look ridiculous on me.
Greasers Knife fighters Rockers Mods KARATEEE Choppers drinkers. drivers tank top wearing butchy muff divers. those that do and those that dont. those that can and those that wont...but more importantly those lie about having done, they rule the most...Oh and I would also like to meet David Cross and Joan Chin in a cheap motel room...On who I would NOT like to meet lemme just say this real quick...YOUR BAND. Unless you have Jonathan Richman as one of your influences. OR if you have Spagetti'O's as one of your influences, that be the shit right there!! Other than that I guess I never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey. I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch. But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, hey hey. I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.
For years prior to his Mass Appeal, I wanted to be E-Fizzi Fo Shiggadale My Weeblizm.
I am spearheading a Ukulele Sing-a-long Folk trio called "Me Him and YOUkulele: The crack la rock Experince" check back for dates.
Dawn Landes - Young Folks
Music Video Codes at Roxwel
Blue Velvet came along as I was deveolping sexually...thats some scary shit that that movie infuenced me huh? Think about it...scarier still my number two pic ---- She Devil starring Rossane Barr, Not Without my Daughter, Banished, An Amish Girls Shame (after school special) *A very special "Life Goes On", not really a movie but a TV Event, Corky Joins a Street Gang. Any movie with Jo from Facts of Life. Nico Icon, Streets of Fire, Asian Street Hookers 7, Anything by the good folks at Bangbus. Bad Manners(1983), D.A.R.Y.L, Maximum Over Drive, The Last Unicorn & The Last Dragon (whatchu know about Bruce Leroy?), Electic Boogaloo Turbo and Ozone's break through film! Beatstreet SPIT!, Mutiny on the Bounty, Donovan's Reef, The searchers, black board jungle, a raisin in the sun... And the most important film ever...STREETS OF FIRE
Have you heard of this new and amazing show called "Friends"? Ohmygawd its like so the bomb...I'm all, Peace out "Silver Spoons" and Audi5000 to you "Fame", Kick rocks "Magnum P.I." and I got yer "Newhart" right here pal!! When it comes to "Friends" I am Bout it, Bout it like My Name was Benson!!
The Painted Bird, You can't Win, Animal Factory, the poetry of Rudyard Kipling and Robert W. Service.
"Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka" - Private John Winger(Bill Murray), Stripes
After my dad, Dolly Parton, Egon, Anybody in a Big Foot Costume...I love the art of getting over!