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Beautiful Barnacle Man

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About Me



My Interests

Turning people (and human interaction) into one large sociological experiment. Drag. Beautiful Men. Creating complete mayhem. Lie day. Talking to planties. Wearing costumes and sitting in lawn chairs on the side of the road. Lauphing untill I pee my pants (that is the most important thing in life, yet so rare). Making people nervous, making people ask questions. Spraying naked screaming ladies down with hoses. Dumpsters. Secret boyfriends (you know, when someone is your boyfriend in your mind... but they might not even know your name). Collecting junk faster than I can use it up. Continuing to have faith that there are not only good people in the world, but absolutely amazing people in the world! Horticulture. Permaculture. Unspoken romantic interactions that birth bubbling belly feelings all day. Foto-machine adventures. Making a mockery of the game of chess.

I'd like to meet:

Isabelle Eberhardt in the afterdeath, I have alot of questions for her.

Music:

The Swinging Utters, Soul Coughing, The Police, Pixies, Psychedelic Furs, cLOUDDEAD, Blonde Redhead, CocoRosie, Bjork, Portishead, Iron and Wine, Devendra Banhart, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ugly Casanovas, Goldfrapp, Tricky, The Velvet Underground, The Sugar Cubes, Bikini Kill, Siouxsie, Antony and the Johnsons, Anru Bemis, Two Gallants, 1 Man Banjo, The Mars Volta, David Bowie, Air, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Cat Power, Clouddead, Death Cab for Cutie, Mates of State, Earl Robinson, Flamming Lips, Sour Mash Hug Band, Flogging Molly, John Handcox, Le Tigre, Lhasa De Sela, Massive Attack, Modest Mouse, Negativland, The Pogues, The Postal Service, Sleater Kinney, Sonic Youth, Tin Hat Trio, PJ Harvey, Violent Femmes,Wilco, Beck, Tracy Bonham, Sigur Ros, Billie Holiday, Elliot Smith, The REal McKenzies, Woody Guthrie, Wilco, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb

Books:

Nine Stories by JD Salinger, Barrel Fever by Sedaris, Bukowski is nice.

Heroes:

Nan Goldin

My Blog

Me is here

I am home, I am in love, I am happy, I am smiling, I am singing songs with my ukelele.   better hang out with me before it is all over and I leave.
Posted by Beautiful Barnacle Man on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:50:00 PST

Im a hulahoopelele-ing

Yesterday was the first time ever that I successfully completed an entire song on my uke while hula hoopin'. I have been practicing, in hopes that I might be ready to perform this month, perhaps even ...
Posted by Beautiful Barnacle Man on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:59:00 PST

Cometbus, Sloths, the UK, and Green Day (what do they all have in common?)

In Cometbus (issue I can't remember, will get back to you on that one) Aaron Cometbus wrote about different sides of the stories in your life. And I thought the idea to be a little trite, but perhaps ...
Posted by Beautiful Barnacle Man on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:23:00 PST

big cardboard

my head is rollingand i spun it around inside that big giant box.one quarterfor a danceand a songand a dreamthe situation has arosebeen placed for youto watchand smellthe rankor all those liesand the...
Posted by Beautiful Barnacle Man on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:48:00 PST

i wear only brown clothes... a freewrite

Brown: it's the same color as the sun in contrast with walking alongside holy men in their black robesas they whistle they say hey chicaswhile bearing the cross of their lord and holy leader on their ...
Posted by Beautiful Barnacle Man on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

Have you ever???? been completely insane

Have you ever written to someone to tell them that you love them, not in that "I AM IN LOVE WITH THE WORLD AND ALL MY FRIENDS AND THE BIRDS ARE SINGING LALALALALA" kinda way, but the "YOU STIMULATE ME...
Posted by Beautiful Barnacle Man on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

Flo's Hot Dogs

and famous hot sauce (relish)... Florence Stacey was my greatgrandmother, and these are her hot dogs with mayonaise and hot sauce. These hot dogs are just as much a part of my history as she is. He...
Posted by Beautiful Barnacle Man on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:46:00 PST

Girls Night Out

I am eating cheese cake made from artificial sweetner listening to PJ Harvey and making one raunchy foul mouthed zine, that I am even embarassed to show my mother. ... and I feel so good. here is a...
Posted by Beautiful Barnacle Man on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:28:00 PST

Adventures as a Pack Rat

it was all just covered up by clutter and stimulation and happy salutations but really the only time I feel good about myself is when I am dressed up as a beautiful man and my name isn't erin and ...
Posted by Beautiful Barnacle Man on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:46:00 PST

excerpts from Horrible Things We Do Because We Live In The City

writings on open relationships in the bay area...Over MeAs you ate my tacoyou didn't think twice about choking on all the angerand piss I had hidden in itI pounded that tofu with fists of rageand slic...
Posted by Beautiful Barnacle Man on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:54:00 PST