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**HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK**

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

ZEN & ZAZEN MIND--VERBOSE--CLASSICAL VIOLINIST...ONCE---A "FREAK" & A "GEEK"(love the show too)---WORSHIPS SUN,SAND,H2O & BEATS---LOVES KIDS---BOOKS, BOOKS, BOOKS---HEARTBREAKER & HEARTBROKEN----LAFFRIOT----V-BALL, SURF, KITEBOARDING KEEP ME SANE----"ALWAYS SHOW YOUR DJ'S/PROMOTERS/BARTENDERS LOVE"---NICE FOIE GRAS & SYRRAH BUT LOVES IN & OUT BURGER ANIMAL/PROTEIN STYLE---WORMHOLES, GODOT, CHAPPELLE'S SHOW & OTHER PRETENTIOUS &/OR WORTHLESS SHIT----BUSY BUT HAPPY---SOCIAL ACTIVISIM (& i MENTIONED VOLUNTEERISM)-- SEE BELOWClick here to learn what's happening in Darfur, SudanOH AND DON'T FORGET THIS ONE, THIS IS ALSO ESSENTIAL FOR FUTURE JOB PLACEMENT IF MEDICINE DOESN'T WORK OUT.....
Your Pimp Name Is...
Long Dong Luv What's Your Pimp Name?......

My Interests

ANYTHING COOL/DISTURBING/FUNNY/ETC:---MEDICINE---ANIME---BEACH VBALL---JAI ALAI----MATURE PORN---GUINEA PIGS---DELICIOUS VINYL---INK & NEEDLES---SUBMISSION----GRANTA.ORG , NPR.ORG, MCSWEENEYS.NET, ESPN.GO.COM, EN.WIKEPEDIA.ORG---DANCING IN THE SHOWER---SNOWBOARDIN'/ KITEBOARDIN'----SURFIN' (NOT WELL)---THE ENGLISH METHOD & THE CLEVELAND STEAMER---READIN'---COOKIN'----BLOGGIN'----STONE CARVIN' (no I'm serious!)---CLUB PROMOTIN'("Show Your DJ's Love!")---MUSIC IN ALL FORMS--ELECTRONICA ALWAYS---VOLUNTEERISM---HOSPICE CARE----YOUR MOTHER (& IF YOUR LUCKY, YOU TOO)---LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHINGDue to matters outta my control, I have dissolved my business arrangement with Family Hope Medical Clinic.....Oh yeah, this is what I USED to do yeah, I used to pass gas for a living....now I just pass gas HA!

I'd like to meet:

DON'T BOTHER TO ADD ME UNLESS YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY; IM ON A TIME BUDGET, YO!---IF REQUESTED, GIVE YOURSELF SOME CRED---- YOU ARE: WARM HEARTED--DANCE LOVER---SILLY,SARCASTIC, SELF-DEPRECATING---CINEPHILE & BIBIOPHILE---HOPEFULLY UNDERSTANDS MY ENDLESS STREAM OF QUOTES FROM: MOVIES, BOOKS, SCIENTIFIC ARTICLES---OPEN-MINDED!---ARTISTIC BENT/AESTHETES &/OR SURFER WAHINES &/OR NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRLS &/or INK MAJOR PLUSSES---NO DRAMA ALLOWED---LOVER OF FOOD, WINE, LIFE: PLEASE DON'T ADD ME IF YOU ARE A: number/friend pusher, faker, Shaker, Quaker, e-tard, total-flirts/bimbo...close-minded folk

Music:

(SELECTIONS FROM THE 'POD): AC/DC--AIR---ADAM FREELAND--- AL GREEN---ANANDA PROJECT---ANNIE LENNOX---ARCADE FIRE---AVALANCHES---BAD BOY BILL---BACH---BASEMENT JAXX---BEEGEES---BELL BIV DEVOE---BELLE & SEBASTIAN---BJORK---BLOC PARTY---BOB SEGAR---BRUBECK---CAMERA OBSCURA---CARL COX---THE CARS---CHARLIE MINGUS---CHEAP TRICK---CHEMICAL BROTHERS---CHROMEO---CIREZ D---CCR---CSS---DAVID GUETTA---D'MODE---DIGITAL UNDERGROUND---DONNA SUMMER---ELO---ERASURE---FAITHLESS---FISCHERSPOONER---FLOCK OF SEAGULLS---FUJIYA & MIYAGI---GLYCERIN---GOLDFRAPP!!---GYPSY KINGS---HANDEL---HERB ALPERT & THE TIJUANA BRASS--IMOGEN HEAP---JACQUE LU CONT (THIN WHITE DUKE)---JIMI HENDRIX---JOHNNY CASH---JUNKIE XL---JURASSIC 5---KANYE WEST---KENNY LOGGINS---THE KLAXONS---LCD SOUNDSYSTEM---LED ZEPPELIN---LILY ALLEN---LOS ABANDONED (HAHAH!)---LOS FABULOSOS CADILLACS---MADONNA---MARVIN GAYE---MASSIVE ATTACK---MAX GRAHAM---MEAT KATIE---METRIC---MICHAEL JACKSON---MOZART---MSTRKRFT---NEW ORDER---NIN---OINGO BOINGO---OMD---OUTKAST---PARLIAMENTFUNKADELIC---PVD---PEACHE S---PET SHOP BOYS---PHOENIX---THE POLICE---PRESETS---PRINCE---QUEEN---RACHMANINOV---RADIOHEAD- --THE RAPTURE---RHCP---RHYMEFEST---RJD2---THE ROLLING STONES---THE ROOTS---RUN DMC---SANDER KLEINENBERG---SHINY TOY GUNS---SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO---STEVIE WONDER---STEFY---SIMAIN MOBILE DISCO---SOULWAX---THE SOUNDS---SPOON---SUBLIME---TALKING HEADS---TCHAIKOVSKY---THIEVERY CORPORATION---TIESTO---TRAFIK---2PAC---U.N.K.L.E.---UNDERWOR LD---VALENTINOS----VHS OR BETA---VIVALDI---WAYLON JENNINGS---THE WHITE STRIPES---THE WHO---WILLIE NELSON---YAZ---ZERO 7...AND SO MUCH, MUCH, MUCH MORE....

Movies:

Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
Fun at the Titty Twister.
Take this quiz !

Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code(some from the grab bag): AMADEUS---AKIRA ---L'AUBERGE ESPAGNOL---SECRETARY----SPIRITED AWAY (OR ANY MIYAZAKI)---SCARFACE----GHOST IN THE SHELL (BOTH I AND II)----ANNIE HALL---BORAT!!---BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA---THE BIG LEBOWSKI---THE FOUNTAIN---OLD SCHOOL---ZATOICHI---Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN------THE SWIMMING POOL-----RIDICULE---A SCANNER DARKLY----oh so much much much more

Television:

TELEVISION IS FUCKING EVIL & THE REVOLUTION WON'T BE TELEVISED; OTHER THAN DAT-- **NEW!** THE L-WORD---COUPLING---Adult Swim (*new* Robot Chicken, ATHF, Futurama, Family Guy, Sealab 2021)-- IFC (Pulp Indie's, Samurai Saturday) ---ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT----FREAKS AND GEEKS--- **I LIKE LAUGHING AT GREY'S ANATOMY FOR THE MEDICAL INNACURACIES......

Books:

AUTHORS: PHILIP DICK(VALIS, Man in the High Castle, Scanner Darkly)......HARUKI MURAKAMI(wind up Bird chronicles, South of the border West of the sun, etc)....most UMBERTO ECO (The name of the Rose, Foucalt's pendulum).....VONNEGUT.....JEANETTE WINTERSON (written on the body, the passion).....currently tackling THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ZEN & FRAUD, DAVID RAKOFF.... "GOOD BENITO," ALAN LIGHTMAN......

Heroes:

JESUS--CRUSHMA--SIDDHARTHA--MLK--SINGLE MOMS MAKIN' A DOLLA OUTTA FIFTEEN CENTS--ARTISTS--

My Blog

8/22 A HOT HUMPDAY....

"Adjust the Light now so you won't strain your eyes......Do you have to pee? All right you know best.." Italo Calvino "If on a winter's night a traveler"Don't worry, this shant take a minute3 ...
Posted by **HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK** on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:53:00 PST

PINGING.... 8/14

"...With the Navigation arrow headed straight to tha spot.. Where yo' wife really luv me cuz the sex is so hawt"-------------- Gator Boots, big TymersOkay, i've moved appt's to the PM so I can watc...
Posted by **HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK** on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:59:00 PST

6/26 SHE'S OUT OF MY LIFE.....

Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your DOG would go in....- Mark TwainI'm not a poet but Crush's untimely move to that big grassy knoll in the skywarrants a word or tw...
Posted by **HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK** on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:45:00 PST

4/24 DON'T FEAR THE REAPER

" All our times have comeHere but now they're goneSeasons don't fear the reaperNor do the wind, the sun or the rainWe can be like they are" ----Blue Oyster Culthaha everyt...
Posted by **HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK** on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:21:00 PST

2/21 NICKNAMES....DEUX

List o' nicknames: If u ain't on this...lemme know what yers is...if not I'm using yr tagline from myspace   Ash (Ash-a-gon/ Mav/)  Hurt:    still one of my bff's from Chicago...
Posted by **HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK** on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:51:00 PST

2/16 NICKED HEARTS AND NICKNAMES

"You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play. It's the playing that's irresistible. Dicing from one year to the next with the things you love, what you risk reveals what you value."---Jeanette Win...
Posted by **HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK** on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST

2/2 DEATH & DRAMA....

Got chewed out by a friend last night who really laid it into me about what a dumbshit I've been recently. She's wrong about some stuff, right about mostDidn't sleep well last night and awoke with my...
Posted by **HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK** on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:55:00 PST

1/27 DEEP IN THA HEART O'....

.....of Texas (yeehaw!)Some thoughts whilst I sit in a poetically shabby Greyhound station in Houston: - Drinks are really cheap here....like a round of fat tire ales cost me......ten bucks -Baylor-U...
Posted by **HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK** on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

1/4 ALL I WANNA....

for the new year:- peace, happiness for all of my friends. Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things(hahahahaha) A friend(I hope still) is going through a shitty start for the new year & f...
Posted by **HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK** on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST

12/10 THAT'S WHY

...you don't scrub a cast iron skillet or wokGrease imbues a special coating/jenesaisquoie to the metal?And so....now I know and KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLEby doggie doesn't recognize me...it's so sadA...
Posted by **HATORI HANZO AKA DOC PORK** on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST