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50 things I hate about fuckin everything...by Kenji Ohara
I hate self-centeredness, I hate greed,
I hate shadiness, I hate weed;
I hate trance, I hate big ants,
I hate France, I hate River Dance;
I hate cheap vodka cuz it gives me a hangover,
I hate the next morning, throwing up all over;
I hate heights, I hate mirrors,
I hate fights, I hate my fears;
I hate afros, I hate loud people,
I hate escargots, I hate a bad sequel;
I hate when people get belligerent drunk,
I hate the smell of toe-jam funk;
I hate fingernails, I hate classic rock,
I hate dirty rails, I hate dolls that can talk;
I hate vegetables, I hate cold sores,
I hate broken turntables, I hate ghetto liquor stores;
I hate when the phone rings and I’m fast asleep,
I hate when a grown man sniffles and starts to weep;
I hate telephone cords, I hate ashy knees,
I hate scratched records, I hate scratched cd's;
I hate when I’m sad, I hate when I’m lazy,
I hate when I’m mad, I hate when I feel crazy;
I hate rushing cuz I’m late and no one’s there yet,
I hate when I lose from making a stupid bet;
I like Stimpy but I hate Ren,
I hate the fact that I’m not 5'10";
I hate the bling bling, I hate old rice,
I hate that I can't sing, I hate that they say bling twice;
I hate all my problems that I just can’t fix,
I hate that old moldy cup full of cool aid mix;
I hate when people judge all drugs the same as crack,
but most of all, I hate when people talk shit behind your back.
Don't go around secretly and talk in another place,
If you have something to say, say it to my fuckin face!
"The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal. " - Aleister Crowley
