**Note: I copied most of this from another profile I had on another site. Why? Because if I'm gonna repeat myself, I might as well do a half-assed job.**
My name is Israel. My name is also a huge lie, because I'm Puerto Rican.
I'm cooler than the rest of the universe.
I'm also the god of good hygiene.
I'm the best fighter to ever walk God's green Earth. I can't testify to anyone or thing that has walked on any other planet, because I've never been there. I'm too good for all that fancy moonwalking garbage.
I'm convinced that I have some sort of brain damage, and everyone's afraid to tell me. I'm also convinced that this brain damage isn't enough to keep me from being smarter than everyone... ever.
For an ugly guy, I manage to remain incredibly sexy.
I'd walk around, patting myself on the back all day, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm so incredibly, amazingly humble.
I do martial arts and stuff. The martial arts I study are Pancratium (2nd degree black), Aikido (1st degree black), Muay Thai (that sh*t hurts), and Krav Maga. I'm not super strong, or fast. I'm just better than everyone else.
Wanna fight? No? Good, because violence is NOT the answer.... that and drugs.
I'm finishing up a Mechanical Engineering degree at Rutgers. I also work at Pepsi, where I babysit a crew of loaders as the warehouse supervisor. It's lots of money to do absolutely nothing... sometimes.
I'm done talking, and typing for that matter. That's right. I talked the whole time while typing this, because I'm the king of multitasking. Take the quiz: "Serial Killer Quiz"
The Night Stalker
You stalk people and kill them without getting caught but everyone makes a mistake, eventually.
