Seth-Michael? (burger cult?)

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adopt your own virtual pet!.. width="425" height="350" ..hey whats up....so i decided my last "about me" section was too morbid.....so i'm changing it agian....
lemme lay down the scenario for ya....right now...its 3 pm....i'm at work...i slept for a whopping 2 hours...but i drank this crazy energy drink called Fixx that tastes like really really crappy medicine that doesn't make you healthy or anything, but tastes really bad...mixed with warm vodka....so yea it tastes like crap, but it wakes you up like nobodies business...being that i hate the taste of coffee even more than this crap, this is the way to go....but the thing is it kinda gives you TOO much energy...its kinda like a coke high...no kidding.....but i'm so tired that my sleepiness has faught through this crappy tasting drink.....so what can i do to stay awake for another hour? i know! edit my myspace "about me" section! its best to do that when delerious so that everyone gets a realistic depiction of me......allright here comes some more words after these
still with me? why? allright fine....lets see.....i didn't used to wear glasses, but i do now.....and i've noticed a lot of you are way uglier than i once thought...sorry...i'm an indie-hip hop artist.....indie is a cool way of saying you dont' make any money in your music career but in order to appear legit..you call it indie.....and when people are like...oh shit yo, you're gonna be the next eminem! you think to yourself....man i hope that guy's wrong, cuz i never really liked ecstacy that much....and also i do not have a daughter
when i was a youth....like 10 years old...i used to like to draw pictures a lot...but then i disocovered rap music and all my creative energy went into that....i didn't start doing it publicly until i met some folks in college who also did the rap....at this point i found out i was phenomenal at it and decided i better fail out of college to keep doing more rap....i currently hold a full time super benefits included-day job at the same university i failed out of...what can we learn from this? how the fudge would i know...i failed out of college....you may want to blame my lack of enthusiasm in college on the pot smoking....but i acutally didnt' smoke that much or often when i was actually in school......and the semester i smoked the most i had a B average...which was definatly the only time that happened.....so...it wasn't that...it was probably the fact there's no college courses in how to layer your rhyme schemes more, or get more out of your sampler when beat making.....but i did take expository writing...what did i learn in that class? expository writing is a real stupid class
in conclusion, the social and economic problems facing the inner-city youth cannot be solved thru a drunken game of Risk with your nephews....i tried that...it did nothing
love, Seth Serrano