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About Me

People falling down or getting hit in the head with something will always make me laugh. I love women and usually get along better with them. I'm a pretty eclectic person- I'm interested in a wide variety of things. I'm generally a bright and colorful person but I tend to be drawn towards dark things and people. I'm scared of june bugs, cancer, and losing my teeth. I dislike douchebags, peas, and ignorance. I like awkwardness, animals, and creativity. I like people who never quite grow up because farts are always funny. I'm interested in learning about sexual fetishes, secret societies, serial killers and/or mass murderers. Bad grammar makes me ill. At times I'm a recluse and won't talk to people for months. I like making things for people and giving gifts. Before I die I want to go to Germany and Japan, write a book, and beat a video game.Make your own
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My Interests

staying a kid at heart, genuinely nice people, laughing uncontrollably (esp. with eve and michael gull gull), making jewelry, H20, trees, horror movies, beer and whiskey, pin up girls, pee wee herman, gold teeth, solitude, good music, the color wheel, dancing, making people laugh, self improvement, anything white trash, mountains, traveling, dinosaurs, my doggies and other peoples' dogs, sunshine, books of facts, fresh air, the ocean, hair, makeup, fashion, old photographs, animals,tattoos, history, the cosmos, creating something beautiful, drag queens, hip hop, altering clothes, art deco,gigantic earrings, dolly parton, self exploration, surprises,making new friends, keeping the old ones,spontaneity, cooking, african dwarf frogs, the sky, driving with the windows down, art, thrift stores, lips, unicorns, coffee and frozen cappuccino, learning new things, serial killers, ghosts, happiness, elvira, bananas, potlucks, finding my inner peace, string cheese, pink lipstick, orchids, records, garage sales, the dollar store, phones in the shape of things other than phones, monkeys, road trips, rambling...

I'd like to meet:

Gary Busey Bjork Jesus Babe Amy Sedaris

Music:

Bad Brains, Cocorosie, Joanna Newsom, Dolly Parton, Antony and the Johnsons, Mos Def, J5, MIA, Neko Case, The Fiery Furnaces,Dead Milkmen,TSOL,Cat Power, Architecture in Helsinki, The Knife, Bjork Etc..

Movies:

Lake Flacid (ha?), Suspiria, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Ikiru, Raising Arizona,Desperate Living, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Coming To America,Beetlejuice, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Anchorman, Audition, Napoleon Dynamite,Freeway,Kids in the Hall:Brain Candy,3 Extremes, Goldmember,Ichi the Killer, Female Trouble, Gummo,Akira Kirosawa's Dreams, Life is Beautiful,Popcorn,Reservoir Dogs,Wild at Heart,Frida,Casablanca,Run Lola Run,Kids,Mallrats,The Goonies,Pretty in Pink,Friday,Don't Be a Menace While Drinking Your Juice..., The Gods Must Be Crazy,Pecker,So I Married An Axe Murderer, Slime City, Adventures in Babysitting,Weird Science,Blue Velvet,People Under the Stairs,Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure,Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer,The Shawshank Redemption,Pulp Fiction,Saved,From Dusk Till Dawn, The Big Lebowski,Before Night Falls, Pink Flamingos,Jackie Brown,Menace to Society,Labrynth,Barbarella

Television:

American Dad, Dexter, Flight of the Conchords.

Books:

Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, Illusions by Richard Bach, The Giving Tree and Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein, Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden, anything by Oscar Wilde, Residence on Earth by Pablo Neruda, anything by Dr. Suess...

My Blog

Soiled shorts

So I was with my friend Patty cakes yesterday and some 70 year old woman "misjudged" the room she gave herself and her Dodge Caravan and plowed into the back of his parked car going 25 miles an hour. ...
Posted by Scarica on Fri, 16 May 2008 02:35:00 PST

You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain.

Last night I had a dream that I met Seal. Yeah, Seal with a capital S. We totally hit it off. I asked him about his song...yeah you know the one about a kiss from a rose. I ask...
Posted by Scarica on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:44:00 PST

Gimme

My birthday is coming up on the 26th and well, I'm going to be a selfish greedy bastard and tell you what I want.1. a garlic press- yes, you read that correctly.2. Hello Kitty coffee maker3. a good kn...
Posted by Scarica on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:49:00 PST

walking away

five alreadyeach word sinksmy mood a little morei shudder againtired eyes stare at the doori don't want to give you one more chanceyou'll never win there's no talkingno laughingyou said we would go wa...
Posted by Scarica on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:34:00 PST

Because I don't want to forget...

I've always been someone who does things for the sake of good karma, and trust me- it has kept me out of a lot of trouble I like helping people, but I've always had some...
Posted by Scarica on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST

Endings and Beginnings

I just turned 26. I have hit "rock bottom". I think this is the second time. The past few weeks I have been bitch-slapped with some serious life lessons that I know I'll appreciate o...
Posted by Scarica on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

poem: Waste

WasteCopius presencelike my hairrecoiling hesitancein your starestudying your drinkpretending it's morethan a beercradling your tearshe rewards you with a winkas if prematurely waving goodbyesill...
Posted by Scarica on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:09:00 PST

Mush

You know, every now and then life hits me upside the head with a little joy. Sometimes it allows me to think a little deeper, hope a little more, and do a fucking cartwheel. A week after my ex broke...
Posted by Scarica on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 10:33:00 PST

World 9-4-05

World Is it really that complicated? Is there some great mystery to be solved? Sometimes you seem so simple and small Like you could fit in my warm little hand. Then you erupt and I realize that I do...
Posted by Scarica on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 04:23:00 PST

poem: Nail Files and Paperclips 10-06-04

Nail Files And Paperclips We can do it differently awkwardly oddly strangely The only way we'll see our reflection at first is in the puddled water don't give up til we see detection of thirst for...
Posted by Scarica on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 09:25:00 PST