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Silly Billy Bitch

I am here for Friends

About Me

i am red alert and high risk. the mask you encounter is not this, but the similar girl on the streets that will be completely unabrasive to appease you.i'm the first to admit when i'm a bitch. but i can be the sweetest damn thing you will ever see. i'm quick to forget, but easy to remember.i hate capital letters.i want to make history. i am way too good to be the other girl. i love fake eyelashes and red lipstick. i don't put up with people's shit. i don't care about conventionaltiy. i have no filter from my brain to my mouth. i want nothing more than to be a pinup girl for the rest of my life. oh, and for wanda jackson to sing at my wedding.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who sings awful karaoke. people who are sexy. severely sexy. ass bandits. your mom...in drag. feminists. burlesque girls. gender-queers. activists. homos. fighters. boys who can tap dance. people who will eat cottage cheese and brussell sprouts with me. pin-up girls.anyone who drives a car made in 57 or 58 that is pink! performers of all varieties. illusionists. bettie page. john waters. bela lugosi. artists. musicians. sculptors. dreamers. mess-makers.

My Blog

sadly mistaken

ouch.empty.devoid of reason.hate this place in my head.make it stop.pleaserain rain go awayand pleasedont come back any other days.ouch.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:32:00 GMT

Katy Perry, why do you hate gay people?

I just don't get the lesbian obsession with the song I kissed a girl by Katy Perry. It seems, to me at least, that it has become some gay anthem for the summer. The song isn't even about girls being w...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 08:42:00 GMT

You can floor that thing, let the engine roar...

Have you ever had the sudden urge to call someone, that you have nothing to say too, nothing in common with anymore, haven't spoken to in ages, who probably doesn't even care if you exist....just this...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:36:00 GMT

goodbye yellow brick road

so my vacay to KS is exactly what I needed. it's sort of funny. i knew that i missed my friends alot. and even though it was sort of wierd at first, i have never felt more at home when i was away. the...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 18:17:00 GMT

despite the fact that it was time, it still hurts.

Simple Together you've been my golden best friend now with post-demise at hand I can't go to you for consolation cause we're off limits during this transition this grief overwhelms me it burns in my s...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 17:56:00 GMT

oink oink

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." Miss Piggy   love me some ms piggy.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:16:00 GMT

pink is the new blog.

You like to throw up wordsSpeak to us s'if we got germsAnd label us with junior termsI'm a dog I'm a pig I'm a cow I'm a bird (Tweet Tweet)Your tongue twists ans scarsI need these tags like stabs in t...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:19:00 GMT

you make me wanna scream...

OK FOR THE LAST TIME.   YOU ARE SO VAIN. people are SO SO SO vain. not everything that happens in my life, around my life, concerning my life has a god damned thing to do with you. imagine this,...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:13:00 GMT

say goodnight and go...

Why'd ya have to be so cute?It's impossible to ignore you,Must you make me laugh so much?It's bad enough we get along so well..Say goodnight and go.Say goodnight and go.Why's it always always:goodnigh...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:07:00 GMT

best petter this side of the mississippi...

I know your name I won't tell We must keep this secret well Privacy is hard to find Eyes are watching all the time Everybody means to criticize When none of them are even in our lives Everybody wants ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:32:00 GMT