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ELS

without music, life would be a mistake

About Me

I'm rubbish at writing these. Possibly my worst fault is not being able to accurately judge myself from the outside. But hey, who can? "oh what gift the giftee gie us to see ourselves as others see us" as Mr Burns once said. who knew the Simpsons could be so deep. I'm a kind person really, I only want the best for people and I always want them to be happy and comfortable. Not that I'm above bitching, gossiping and thinking ill of people. Where the fuck would life be without that? I have a low boredom threshold but the upside of this is that I get very excited by anything new or interesting, no matter how small or seemingly insignificant to others. I won't rock everybody's world but when I make a real connection and relax I can be pretty fucking ace.

My Interests

being in weird and wonderful places, people with something about them, live music, films, art, books, thinking, talking bollocks, laughing, all day Sunday pub sessions, dancing until dawn, new experiences, new environments, new people, shoes, swearing, cooking, eating, restaurants

I'd like to meet:

If you love music, make me laugh, really think, or you know how to have a brilliant time in a previously unthought of or random way, I'll probably be your friend for life.this week: other people who have spatial-sequence synesthesia.

Music:

Pixies, Martha Wainwright, Johnny Cash, Reindeer Section, Drive-By Truckers, Rolling Stones, skinny Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Corner Shop, Alabama 3, Captain Beefheart, Iggy Pop, Dolly Parton, 2 Many DJs, Charlie Parker, Tom Waits, Dylan, The Who, Ella Fitzgerald (of course), Duke Ellington, Scissor Sisters, Gram Parsons, Mercury Rev, boards of Canada, Bjork, Franz Ferdinand, Interpol, Deus, Wilco, Built To Spill, Happy Mondays, Kings of Convenience, Modest Mouse, Led Zeppelin, The White Stripes, Eminem, Missy Elliot, Moldy Peaches, PJ Harvey, Peaches, Clem Snide. god, this could go on and on forever. that'll do for now.

Movies:

Lawrence of Arabia, The Third Man, Dr Strangelove, 2001, Rebecca, Star Wars (alright, the earlier ones were the best but come on, even episode 1 is worth it, it was fucking Star Wars and the pod racing was awesome), Clerks, On The Waterfront, Streetcar Named Desire, Blade Runner, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Ladykillers, Full Metal Jacket, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, 'Til The End of the World, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Goodbye Lenin!, Run Lola Run, La Haine, I don't know, shit loads of other ones, erm, Shawshank Redemption, that was particularly good, and I don't know. I can never remember what films I love until I do and then it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside which made forgetting that I loved it all worth it.

Television:

some stuff you'll think is cool and some stuff you'll think is shit. I try not to watch too much and sometimes I win. Sometimes I think NO. TV IS GOOD. mostly just after a really good Family Guy episode but you can get that on DVD anyway. Curb Your Enthusiasm is amazing, I've discovered though that if you watch too many episodes in a row you turn into Larry, which is both terrifying and beautiful at the same time. I'm a shameless Channel 4 WHORE and not just because they pay me to be.

Books:

Iain Banks, but esp. Consider Phlebas (Jeremy, if you read this, can I have my signed copy back please), The World According To Garp, The Thought Gang, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Journey to The End of The Room, All Families are Psychotic, most stuff by John Irving, 7 Pillars of Wisdom, Catch 22, anything by Paul Auster, The War of Don Emanuel's Nether Parts and both sequels, Rendezvous with Rama, Down and Out in Paris and London, Sirens of Titan, Philip K Dick, Carter Beats The Devil, George Orwell

Heroes:

T.E. Lawrence, Johnny Cash, Emmeline Pankhurst, Dolly Parton, Jon Snow, Bill Hicks