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Stewart Cole

Stewart Cole knows when the gettin's good.

About Me


Typical musician.
Talented, vastly inflated self-image, selfish, talented, charming. Talented. I drive a fancy car and pay child support in several parts of the world. Drinkin, swearin', and a carryin' on. Always chasing the one(s) that got away. Space cadet - unless you're talking about how great i am... otherwise i tune out. I think i'm invincible and the world usually plays along. Vacant-minded supermodel girlfriends, Canters pastrami at 2AM (or later) and large quantities of mexican food are facts of life. I wake up when i'm done sleeping. I rarely know what day it is or when i'm supposed to be at soundcheck. I have no idea what you're talking about. I get away with everything. Dressed sloppy yet nice - it looks unintentional but it always is. Let's face it.
I think much more than i ought to think, i do things i never should do. I drink much more than i oughta drink, because it brings me back.... I think i voted for the other guy, but i always vote. Do you?
I am an island. Hornblower, heartbraker, homewrecker. Don't leave your girl around me.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/19/2003
Band Website: stewartcole.com
Band Members: This is me playing at the Hollywood Bowl with Zap Mama. If you look really hard, you might see a tiny white guy in the middle. Listen for the trumpet...

This is a band i play in. You may need to change your pants after this.

~~~EDWARD SHARPE and the MAGNETIC ZEROS

I"m the odd-man-IN..... everybody else's band.
Influences: orange juice, green tea, vitamin B-Complex, Dr. Pepper. Eagle Rock. Pastrami. Serge Gainsbourg. Technology. did i leave anything out?
Type of Label: None

My Blog

COLE FAMILY XMAS LETTER O7

A holiday letter to you from Stewart Cole, written unbeknownst to the rest of my family and with simply no time allowed for them to edit any of it before it reached the printersMy new favorite word in...
Posted by Stewart Cole on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:14:00 PST

XMAS LETTER 06 (ketchup)

(To you, from Stewart Cole)Note to reader:This is a choose-your-own adventure holiday letter. Lacking a spark of inspiration, and in the 11th hour allowed by my mother to finish this letter, I have o...
Posted by Stewart Cole on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:34:00 PST

"Tom" is on my shit-list.

I filled out my whole profile... and wrote all kinds of interesting things that were SURE to get me chicks...... clicked "update" ....... And MySpace said "there hadn't been any activity on my acco...
Posted by Stewart Cole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST