SEVEN GREAT GEORGE CARLIN QUOTES...
1 - A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
2 - Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
3 - Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
4 - The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,†“Thou shalt not commit adultery,†and “Thou shalt not lie†in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
5 - When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.
6 - Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.
7 - I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.
I'LL MISS YOU MUCH MR. GEORGE CARLIN...
...YOU WERE THE MAN FOR SURE!!!
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I dig exotic birds and my great friends Tom and Michelle have several of them...Congo African Grey, Miligold Macaw, Goffin Cockatoo and Another Cockatiel named Blacktop Birdie.
Anyway, These are my Birds Blacktop Birdie and Harley Man.
Harley is a real character. Aside of his typical cockatiel chatter and voicings, many of which I know he's saying something but I've yet to figure it out. One of his favorite lines is "Whatcha Doin' Nowwwwww" and he also says "WoW" and he says it a lot...Maybe Even Tooo Much Sometimes.
His newest vocalization is "Break It Down...Break It Down Right Nowwwww" ...Thats some real funny shit when he goes off on that.
Tom and Michelle gave Blacktop Birdie to me when I moved. She is a beautiful pearl cockatiel with a black crest. Harley and her get along pretty good most of the time. She likes to be petted and have her neck rubbed, etc. Harley doesn't, he is very independent although he IS bonded very strongly to me.
There are more photos of them in my Pix Folder.
LUKE AIR FORCE BASE
HARLEY FLYIN' HIGH WITH THE FIGHTING COCKS
BIRDS REALLY LOVE SEX AND OF COURSE HARLEY IS NO EXCEPTION
VIDEO > HARLEY IS A VERY NASTY BIRD
CHECK IT OUT!!!
"EASIN' DOWN THE HIGHWAY IN A NEW CADILLAC, I HAD A FINE FOX IN FRONT, I HAD THREE MORE IN THE BACK"
ZZTOP - I'M BAD I'M NATIONWIDE
-THE FLYING COUCH-
Another interest of mine is cars of course...
I have a fondness for mine
which is a 1991 Cadillac Sedan Deville.
Purchased from a private seller in Surprise Arizona
in November 2006, I'm the third owner.
It is Dove Grey with the then Optional Gold Package
Grey Velour Upholstry
which I like way more than if it were Leather,
it's cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter.
Power comes from a 4.9 Liter Fuel Injected V-8
Tranny is a 4 spd. Computer Controled Automatic
and she gets much better milage
than you would probably ever imagine...
...That is if you drive it right!
Standing start...0 to 60...Around 8 seconds
Not bad for a 4000+Lb Car!
MORE CADDY PHOTOS ARE AVAILABLE IN MY PIX FOLDER
ALSO MORE PIX OF MY RIDE HERE AT CAR DOMAIN
NASCAR IS COOL...BUT I REALLY PREFER THE IRL SERIES MYSELF
DID YOU KNOW?
If an Indy car and a NASCAR car each ran at full speed, the Indy car would win a 500 mile race at Indianapolis Motor Speedway by 39 laps.
SOME COOL FACTS ABOUT INDY CARS
- Accelerates from 0mph to 100mph in less than 3 seconds
- Are ethanol powered and produce more than 650 horsepower
- Weighs 1530 pounds
- Generates enough downforce (aerodynamic pressure) at 220mph to run upside down on the ceiling without falling off
- Runs on tires that approach 212 degrees (boiling point) at speed, and become tar-like to increase grip on the track
- At 220mph, travel more than the length of a football field every second
- The draft (hole in the air) behind an Indy car is 25 feet long
AGR HAS HAD 32 WINS IN 80 INDYCAR SERIES STARTS
AGR HAS WON 32 OF THE LAST 47 INDYCAR SERIES RACES AS WELL AS 10 OF THE LAST 18
AGR HAS HAD A TOP 5 FINISH IN 75 OF 80 RACES
IN FIVE INDY 500 STARTS, AGR HAS 2 WINS AND 2 SECOND PLACE FINISHES
TEAM AGR COLLECTED A '1-2-3-4' FINISH AT THE INAUGURAL ST. PETE RACE IN 2005
OFFICIAL ANDRETTI GREEN SITE
OFFICIAL IRL RACING SITE
OFFICIAL DANICA PATRICK SITE
SOME OF THE DANICA GRAPHICS COURTESY OF THE "DANICA FANS" PAGE
In no particular order...Sammy Hagar, Steven Tyler, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Jeff Beck, Johnny Winter, Edgar Winter, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Glenn Hughes, Roger Glover, Joan Osborne, Vocalist Jeff Scott Soto would be cool too, Oh...And Oprah!
Why Not, I Could Use a New Truck!!!
I REALLY DIG JOAN OSBORNE...
...SHE PERFORMS IN THIS GREAT MUSIC DOCUMENTARY
NEVER SEEN THIS? IT IS A MUST FOR ALL MUSICIANS AND MUSIC LOVERS!!!
Q: WHATS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT PITCH ?
A: TOSSING A HONDO BASS INTO A DUMPSTER FROM 40 FEET WITHOUT HITTING THE SIDES !
"I USED TO THINK ANYONE DOING ANYTHING WEIRD WAS WEIRD...NOW I KNOW THAT IT IS THE PEOPLE THAT CALL OTHERS WEIRD THAT ARE WEIRD"
Paul McCartney
"NONE OF US WANTED TO BE THE BASS PLAYER...IN OUR MINDS HE WAS THE FAT GUY WHO ALWAYS PLAYED AT THE BACK"
Paul McCartney
"THINK GLOBALLY, ACT LOCALLY"
Paul McCartney
SOME OF MY FAVORITE BASSISTS OF ALL TIME
THESE ARE THE BASS PLAYERS THAT I'VE DUG ON THE MOST
CHUCK HALL BAND - PHOENIX ARIZONA - Chuck is in my opinion and without a doubt the Baddest Texas Blues Artist on The Planet. Louisiana born and Texas bred, Chuck IS The Real Shit when it comes to that style. I also webmaster his site at www.chuckhallband.net and toured Norway, Sweden and Denmark with Chuck in 2002, so maybe I'm just biased, check it out for yourself and see!
I LIKE A LOT OF DIFFERENT TYPES OF MOVIES, PROBABLY WAY TOO MANY TO MENTION HERE, BUT HERE GOES...
I PARTICULARLY LIKE MARTIN SCORCESE'S WORKS WITH ROBERT DENIRO...OLD ALFRED HITCHCOCK IS COOL...BILLY BOB THORNTON IS COOL TOO...MOST ANY MEL BROOKS WILL DO...CLINT EASTWOOD...GOTTA' SAY I PROBABLY LIKE 'EM ALL...MARILYN MONROE MOVIES, WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A FAN FOR LIFE...OLD CLASSICS FEATURING, FRANK SINATRA, SAL MINEO, PAUL NEWMAN...ETC.
FEMALE ACTRESSES SUCH AS...
SUSAN SARANDON, HELEN HUNT, ELLEN BARKIN, SANDRA BULLOCK, HOLLY HUNTER, BRITTANY MURPHY, JULIA ROBERTS, JAMIE LEE CURTIS...THESE ARE MY FAVORITES...KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS - A&E BIOGRAPHIES - HISTORY CHANNEL - DISCOVERY CHANNEL - HOW IT'S MADE - AMERICAN HOT ROD - AMERICAN CHOPPER - SPEED CHANNEL - OVERHAULIN' - VH-1 - OLD ANDY GRIFFITH RE-RUNS - SEINFELD RE-RUNS - ROSEANNE RE-RUNS - BECKER RE-RUNS - AMERICAN IDOL - ESPN - ESPN ll - MOST ALL THE HBO ORIGINAL SERIES - COPS - DR. PHIL - JUDGE JUDY - MONTEL WILLIAMS - DATELINE - MAXIMUM EXPOSURE - THE SIMPSONS - SOUTH PARK - KING OF THE HILL - FAMILY GUY
AND THE LIST COULD GO ON FOREVER I SUPPOSE!!!
IF YOU LOVE CARS AND GUITARS...I GUARANTEE YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS BOOK...IT IS A MUST HAVE...A MUST READ FOR ANY MUSICIAN OR FAN.
HERE ARE A FEW THAT I ADMIRE:
THE HOLY BIBLE - THE CELESTINE PROPHECY - THE BEATLES ANTHOLOGY - LENNON, HIS LIFE AND WORK - FENDER, THE SOUND HEARD AROUND THE WORLD - AN UNFINISHED LIFE, JFK BIOGRAPHY - ARCHITECTURE by VINCENT SCULLY - THE WORLDS GREAT RIFLES - THE WORLDS GREAT HANDGUNS
AND PROBABLY QUITE A FEW MORE
THE LORD JESUS CHRIST...WOULD YOU DO WHAT HE DID???
CONNIE FRANCIS
I GREW UP LISTENING TO AND LOVING CONNIE AND AT AGE 70 IS STILL DOING SOME PERFORMANCES...SHE HAS ALWAYS HAD A VOICE OF GOLD.
PAUL McCARTNEY
HE IS 65 AND STILL DOING EVERYTHING HE EVER DID...ALSO STILL DOES ALL OF HIS MUSIC IN THE ORIGINAL KEY'S...WHAT CAN I SAY, I LOVE THE GUY!!!
RINGO STARR
AT 67 RINGO STILL DOES HIS ALL STARR BANDS AND SEEMS TO BE HAVING A TON OF FUN WITH HIS MUSIC...NOPE, HE'S NOT SITTIN' ON HIS ASS WISHING, HE DOES IT AND THATS WHAT MAKES HIM A HERO TO ME!
SAMMY HAGAR AND STEVEN TYLER
THEY ARE BOTH 60 AND STILL KICKIN' SOME MAJOR ASSS...PROBABLY SOUND BETTER THAN THEY EVER HAVE AND YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT!
GOD BELSS STEVE IRWIN...THE CROC HUNTER WAS A PRETTY COOL GUY!!!
AND WHEN IT COMES TO TRUE HEROS...
...WELL, THIS SAYS IT ALL DOESN'T IT?
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