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About Me

The Virgin Kaycie's Luv Gives Me A Heart Condition! Andy Zen --
[noun]:
A real life muppet
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comThat there pretty much sums it up. I'm not humanly possibe, yet here I am. A walking contradiction, a self-depracating narcissist, a vegetariantrying to go vegan but I'll never give up honey... fuck those buzzing bastards, a spiritual man, a man questioning religion, a good man that makes a great hostess! I'm open and honest, but also private. I love all human beings, truly I do, but I still get pissed at them, ad don't get along with some... it doesn't mean I love them any less. Sometimes I are incognito, others I'm flard up with makeup, tights, lycra, vinyl, who knows? I'm a treasure trove of useless information, and I'm very caring but can't remember important things. I remmeber faces and auras... and not names... unless you're super awesome, or a fellow muppet... and even then I might not remember you. More later...

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My Interests

Getting myself connected, writing on the wall. Ressurecting old catch phrases and slang words, creating new catch phrases and slang words, Wearing tight clothes, my ever evolving hair, accents, dancing like a maniac, compiling data for my book "How to Stay "Hip" in Any Era", Trying to find the first 23 pages of the first book I started writing, tounges, eyes, Kimodo Dragons, any dragons, Faeries, Angels, Music Music Music, being drug free, having tea parties, walking, Late night meetings and phone calls, people and thier mysteries, people and their idiocy, rain, sun, thunder, lightning, clouds, patches, deadly car chases, nearly deadly car chases, car chases through the Vattican City, wagon chases through the Vattican City, Highjacking a burning wagon filled with sacramental wine and taking it on a chase through the Vattican, brushes with death (I started having them the day I was born... seriously), sucher needles, cardiac needles, De-Fribrolation (I'm trained to do it), being stronger than I look, being more peaceful and thoughtful then everyone seems to think, watching movies, occasionally playing video games (in arcades and pizza parlors is the best though), pinball, skeeball, dancing some more, walking some more, singing, singing in public, singing in private, making my bathroom mirror my audience, loving you and every other being, mythology, poetry, pop-culture, punk culture, goth culture, any subculture, underground culture whatever it really is, pulp culture, biking, choreography, tea, gatherings, gothic art, Christian symbols art and imagery inculding but not limited to; Catholic, Gothic, Franciscan, Benedictine, Irish Catholic, Russian Orthodox. Also punk shows, rock shows, dance parties, dance nights, metal shows, pop shows, any shows at all. Love, life, death, tea, vegetarian food and cooking, the fine art of chillin, hanging out, late nights in diners, true love's first kiss, principles of ancient magic and alchemy, finding the mystical creature inside people, graffitti, comics, coffee (but only with friends... it's for effect), toast because it is both warm and crispy, comedy, old jokes, grossing you out, making you laugh, making you see how beautiful you and I really are and some less interesting stuff too. Oh and also; Pro Wrestling history, war history, history in general, music, movies, theatre, acting, dancing, singing, writing, some anime, cards, pool even though I suck, bowling even though I'm only okay, lots of things come and ask about them or are you scared??? Sissy. Oh you wanna peice? Yeah I know you do.

I'd like to meet:

Good people, people with honor, smart people, people who like to talk, people who aren't pathological liars, people who aren't having dellusions of grandeur, people who like to listen, cool people, people who like to rock and people who are about to rock. Cool people, fun people, nice people, DJ's, artists, directors, filmakers, musicians, writers, editors, producers, techies, cartoonists, comedians, anyone in any field or working in or on any form of art, entertainment, performance, or media.... especially those who will let me interview, review and write a story about them for the Allston/Brighton Voice.... or some rag or website I can cram the writing into. Vampires, Zombies, werewolves, zombie-vampires, vampire-zombies,zombie-werewolves, werwolf-vampires, any of my fellow Dhampil, fellow mystical beings, lovers, some fighters for backup, pirates, ninjas, space cowboys, cowboys scumbags, mercernaries, cowboy mercernaries, space mercernaries, space pirates, space ninjas, nijas for hire, samurai, people who beleive in faeries, people who would drive wildly while I drop obstacles for our pusuers and climb onto the roof of the car attempting to hood jump and kick through the windshield knocking out the driver and taking control of their car for the purposes of further mayhem and destruction (did I mention I NEVER use guns... bow and arrows sometimes but no guns), "Magic people VooDoo People"..."The VooDoo Who do what you don't dare to people" and you know people like that. Also, hippies (real ones/old ones), bohemians, poets, anarchists (real ones not bomb-toting nihilists), punks, goths, gothics, new wave kids, club kids, anyone who can get me a job gogo dancing (and not stripping there is a difference), anyone who will not care about my physical age, anyone who will tell me what they really want from me (on a consistent basis would be nice not just in the orgasmic department either... but I can do that), people who realize that I'm not a slut that I just prefer dancing without a shirt due to sweat issues and oh people who can see what I really am! You know who you are!Also; Guy Pearce, Ewan McGregor, Johnny Depp, Jimmy Urine(again), Lyn-Z,Iggy Pop, Billy Idol, Stephen Stevens, David Bowie, Debbie Harry, Siouxsie Sioux, Annie Lennox and PRINCE!

Music:

punk; electroclash; dance punk; Rock n' Roll; Blues; Jazz; Swing; Jive; BeBop; Classical; Pop; electronic; 1980's; 1960's; Reggae; Ska; Metal; Funk; new wave; goth; rockabilly; psychobilly; surf; synth pop; techno; drum and bass; trance; electronica; psychedelic; Grunge; Hardcore; Heavy Metal; black metal; death metal; some new metal; Rap; and others for example: Billy Idol, Iggy Pop, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, FischerSpooner, The Cure, Prodigy, RunDMC, Public Enemy, Kool Keith, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bella Morte, SS Kaliert, DragonForce, PowerGlove, Jenny's Midnight Screamatorium, Anti Flag, Harry and the Potters, The Phenomenauts, The Epoxies, Killing Joke, Gary Numan, Protokoll, Morrissey, HorrorPops, Freezepop, Suicidal Tendencies, Body Count, DJ Chris Ewen, The Brickbats, Mousse T versus Hot n' Juicy, ODB, Powerglove, The Kode, The Minibosses, Southern Culture on the Skids, Jack Acid, Velvet Acid Christ, PowerGlove, Fugazi, The Electric Six, Gogol Brdello, The Brides, Bella Morte, Gein and the Graverobbers, Stray Cats, The Kings of Nuthin, Thomas Dolby, ACDC, Richie Havens, The Clash, Bob Marley and the Wailers, God Forbid, Slayer, Judas Preist, Tool, Orgy, New Order, Roy Orbison, Sex Pistols, Beatles, Elvis, Tom Petty, Nirvana, Prince, PFunk, The Pist, Crass, X Ray Spex, The English Beat, Cassette, Dead Kennedys, The Faint, Generation X, The Stooges, Tribe Called Quest, Dead Milkmen, KMFDM, Oingo Boingo, Blondie, Maddonna, Depeche Mode, Men at Work, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Ducky Boys, The Pinkerton Thugs, OxyMoron, Led Zeppelin, Chemical Brothers, Grandmaster Flash, Jonny Cash, Dimmu Borgir, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Cartoons, Soiuxsie and the Banshees, Duran Duran, The Thompson Twins, The Cramps, HIM, The Casualties, APB, The Freeze, KoRn, Jesus Lizard, Operation Ivy, Circle Jerks, Avalanche, IRA, Fatboy Slim, Bond, Louie Armstrong, The Temptations, White Zombie, The Commodores, Rob Zombie, World Inferno Friendship Society, The 7th Octave, The Specials, Buzzcocks, Just One and the Last Level, Paul Oakenfold, Screamin Jay Hawkins, The Red Elvises, Frank Sinatra, ASSUCK, Rammstein, Slipknot, The Smiths, Nausea, Toxic Narcotic, Aus Rotten, Conflict, Queens of the Stone Age, Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand, Kanye West, The Beastie Boys, Lili Haydn, Iron Maiden, Guns n' Roses, House of Pain, Everlast, Cake, They Might Be Giants, Sonic Youth, Cypress Hill, The Eagles of Death Metal, The Eurythmics, David Bowie, Living Colour, The New York Dolls, The Misfits, The Fun Lovin Criminals, Pink Floyd, Humanwine, OutKast, Dr. Dre, NWA, Terminator X, K-os, The Fixx, The White Stripes, Coldplay, De La Soul, Leaders of the New School, Busta Rhymes, Chelsea, Black Flag, Rollins Band, Naughty by Nature, The Time, Digital Underground, BDP, Gravediggaz, Dead Prez, The Pixies, The Damned, Justin Timberlake, Michael Jackson, KRS 1, Toxic Shock, Quiet Riot, Geoffrey Dana Hicks, and many many many more, find out.

Movies:

The Princess Bride, The Way of the Gun, Master of the flying Guillotine, Wallace and Gromit movies, The NeverEnding StoryI, Dark City, Peter Pan 2004, Hook, American History X, Donny Darko, Monty Python Films, Hitchcock Films, Dumbo, Brazil, A Night On Earth, Smoke, Beyond the Mat, Trainspotting, Reservoir Dogs, 2001 a Space Odyssey, The Goonies, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Tron, Three Kings, My Cousin Vinny, The Fifth Element, This is Spinal Tap, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Memento, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Real Genius, The Transformers Movie, GIJoe the Movie, Indiana Jones movies, Apocolypse Now, Perfect Blue, The Name of the Rose, Vampire Hunter D, Ninja Scroll, Mary Poppins, Snatch, Recess Schools Out, House of the Flying Daggers, Kung FU Hustle, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 2, BeetleJuice, Big Trouble in Little China, Hero, Surf Ninjas, Shockwaves, 12 Monkeys, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Quills, Heathers, Edward Scissorhands, The Lost Boys, Shipwrecked, Pi, Disneys Aladdin, Dogma and a lot more.....

Television:

Dot hack, Cyborg 009, Big O, The Transformers, The Beast Wars, Thundercats, GI JOE, public television, history channel stuff, stuff about war, martial arts, Egypt, Reign the Conqueror, The Venture Brothers, Samurai X, Ruroni Kenshin, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dragon Warrior, Carnivale, Cowboy BeBop, Wolf's Rain, Family Guy, Futurama, MXC, Orphen, Princess Nine, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman Attourney at Law, The Daily Show, Paranoia Agent, Fooly Cooly, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, Twilight Zone, The Munsters, The Addams Family, Night Gallery, and DragonBall.

Books:

Shakespeare, Poe, Foley, Carrol, lots this one I prefer to talk about rather than just list.

Heroes:

Alexander the Great, John Lennon, Bruce Lee, El Cid, Humphrey Bogart, Robin Williams, Johnny Depp, Diogenes, Joan of Arc, Rob Roy, David, Erdrick the Dragon Warrior, Jimmy and Billy Lee, Kakkarot, Migumi Kudo, Combat "Mother in Law" Toyoda, Robin Goodfellow, Harry Houdini, Roger Smith, Norman Berg, Prince, Abbey Hoffman, Robin Hood, Peter Pan, Nicholos D. WolfWood, Vampire Hunter D, Optimus Prime, April O'Neill, Samus, Princess Leia, Splinter the Rat, A lady I call Spell, The Pegasus, J-Star, and a man named Just One; he can see me for what I truly am.

My Blog

100 teardrops... expressed digitally

001. real name ? Birthname: Andrew-David  In public record: Andy 002. nickname ? my real name(Andy By'God Zen{just Andy Zen}), Mister Zen, Mister Minister, Crazy Andy, Energy Andy, AZ... lots bu...
Posted by AndyZen gets a heart condition from Kaycies Love on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

New blog, new pics and new suck a bag of dicks!

     Hey kids, It's been awhile.  Most of you already know I was fired, and there were some... issues, around said termination.  Also owing to these issues, I was freak...
Posted by AndyZen gets a heart condition from Kaycies Love on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST

If you missed the bulletin; This is the deal with me right now

My family has been going thru some shite, and that has taken some time. It's my time of the year, (S.A.D.) and I'm just now getting used to it fully (females; imagine it's the day before your period s...
Posted by AndyZen gets a heart condition from Kaycies Love on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

Me goth?? Oh right.. yes.

huh... i think it's because there is no goth punk category!! Although my title, I would say I think that "Anything goes goth" would work best for me.... but oh well... I'm inot rivet core I just can't...
Posted by AndyZen gets a heart condition from Kaycies Love on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST

Another quizzy type thingy or other

You Are An ENFPThe InspirerYou love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.Incredibly percept...
Posted by AndyZen gets a heart condition from Kaycies Love on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:13:00 PST

So sick, so tired, but so awake...

If doing these doesn't make me fall asleep; nothing will! MySpace Survey '06BaSiC InFoName:Andy By"God Zen Birthdate:One day Birthplace:Nowhere Special Current Location:You only know if I love you.....
Posted by AndyZen gets a heart condition from Kaycies Love on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST

Except for the addiction, yeah sure

Which Trainspotting Character Are You? Yeah, one of my favorite books and movies!  And it does make sense that I'm Rents  and I mean come on... the vegetarian, sometimes timid and unsure.....
Posted by AndyZen gets a heart condition from Kaycies Love on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:44:00 PST

Where were you five years ago?

How old were you?18 Where did you go to school? WH666 Where did you work?  No Kidding a Toy Store, shipping and receiving department. Where did you live? With my friend Ben!  I love that ...
Posted by AndyZen gets a heart condition from Kaycies Love on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST

Stolen from a friends Blog

WHO. WAS. THE. LAST. PERSON. YOU.1. Hung out with?Danielle and Melian at my place, after "Heroes".2. Rode in a car with?Danielle and Melian, before and after Heroes. And Melian when we moved her car. ...
Posted by AndyZen gets a heart condition from Kaycies Love on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST