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Snoozy Fistpuncher

danielle for queen!

About Me



stalkers.
Some things that I think.
by daniellephant.
REVISED: 09/07/08

Fuck you.
Fuck you very much.
The name is danielle leigh...
please and thankyou.
I am a unicorn!
i (am/do/go/create/dystroy/love
/exsist...)
with all my fucking heart.
please check yes or no
//insomniac.
addict.
perfectionist.
agnostic.
Official Empress of Everything.
I was born in Florida.
i live in Massachusetts.
I'm planning to move to California someday. ?? :D
i'm at least from outer space and more likely from Oz or Neverland.
i make more sense on a Mac.
I VOTE DEMOCRAT.
i wash my hair with cherry shampoo just to make sure that i always get attacked by large swarms of flying insects...
I rotate my cats names on a weekly basis because I like to mess with them.
hmm...and sometimes i can't stop dancing...
when i dance.. i turn red like a beet.
aaaAnd.. i looove to play dress up.
i might be five, who the hell knows.
i fidget and spasm.
fireworks are swell.
i make a scene.
i back down to no one.
i am a rivethead.
i am mega super ultra fun!
ima robot?
i <3 Q Tips.
i make mixed cd's like it was my job...
&sometimes i read the dictionary just for kicks...
also...i like to buy gargantuan boxes of cereal, so that when i eat it straight outta the box, i feel like a little kid again.
i am selfish
anxious
and obnoxious
all at the same time.
i am an optimist with a severe distaste for pessimism.
i'm bad at finishing things.
O_o
p.s. alphabet soup
p.p.s. YES, assholes. i'm actually 27! born 03/29/81!! so stop asking.
oh and... buy me a present. Or make me one. I don't want any fuckkin macaroni art though, douchebags. If you're gonna do it do it right.
p.p.p.s. >:P
A LIST OF THINGS THAT I THINK ARE SWELL
by daniellephant
poetry
pixie sticks
nag champa
disillusionment
tree frogs
traintracks
blankets
breakdancers
applejuice
confetti
reality t.v.
the java hut R.I.P.
sewing
the smell of matches
gizmo
halloween
fingerless gloves
bandanas
bananas
peanut butter & banana sammiches
shady traveling carnivals
shady traveling carnival freaks
unicorns
RISK(the boardgame...duh)
octopus?
Saturn
Narnia
good ol' Webstro
rock 'em sock 'em robots
chess
noogies
wet willies
atari
knocking stuff over
tea
pomegranates
staring at my boyfriend when he's talking about important stuff and not actually listening cause he's so dreamy and basically hott and even though i'll bet he's saying neat stuff i actually just stop listening which is bad sometimes but other times he's just so hott that its just too good to be bad.
run-on sentences
spooning with my kitties
chivalry
sexism
old school romance
lime green crayons
fairy tales
mischief
the word "discombobulated"
solitude
m&m's and ice water
Pacman!
playgrounds!
thunderstorms
ice cream & milk
cocoa puffs
graveyards
hair dye
strangers
watching ICarly with the sound down whilst simultaneously listening to TNTLLY
pretending myspace is my own personal radio station
the smell of freshly cut grass... and more importantly... actually cutting grass. though i don't have much of a yard anymore. ya i don't know, but i have this thing for, like, going out and mowing the lawn... but only with lemonade and ice...lemonade is key.
*gasp*

My Interests



I'd like to meet:



i've already met him :)

I have the sickest fukking boyfriend of all time and space and foreverness.
and one day i'm gonna marry the hell out of him.
(and i love him more)
:D

Music:


Movies:

to name a few.. A Clockwork Orange, The Breakfast Club, The Chronicals of Narnia, The Goonies, Gypsy 83, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, How High, The Langoliers, The Neverending Story, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Party Monster, People Under The Stairs, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, SLC Punk, Spaceballs, Trainspotting, What Dreams May Come,

Television:

adult swim zombie. the news.

Books:

philosophy, criminology, The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein, Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

NIVEK OGRE!, BEN! ( gibbard), stewie, liam lynch, mike patton, the dude from cex who's name i forgot, and..................most importantly...my mother (R.I.P.), and my father, i would be nothing without him.

My Blog

Old school NKOTB fans, please take my poll ~ READ!!!

So I need help to settle this argument I'm having.Of who was the most popular New Kid from back in the day.Not now.. but back then.So if you're a new fan don't answer this one please.Old schoold fans ...
Posted by Snoozy Fistpuncher on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:42:00 PST

To those who don’t realize: there’s a deadline to REGISTER TO VOTE.

The election is November 4th!!!YOU ALL NEED TO REGISTER WAY BEFORE THAT!THERE IS A DEADLINE.It's different in each state....Click here to view the deadlines to register to vote.Its different in each s...
Posted by Snoozy Fistpuncher on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:04:00 PST

to anyone who has slutty half naked pics of themselves on their myspace...

Obviously theres a difference between a normal pic of a person at the beach & a pic of you in your bikini sprawled out on a bed making one of those famous "come hither" looks.& theres definately a dif...
Posted by Snoozy Fistpuncher on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:33:00 PST

Why I put up pictures of my scars:

Plainly.. this is a serious matter.People need to realize that self mutilation & suicide are not the answer.Nor is it something people should ever do to fit in to any fashion.Truthfully... I don't thi...
Posted by Snoozy Fistpuncher on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:25:00 PST

Something you should REALLY not do.

For fucks sake... STOP SENDING ME INVITES/ FRIEND REQUESTS FOR YOUR FETISH NIGHTS AT YOUR DUMBASS CLUBS.And while you're at it...READ THIS.I sincerely have no interest in hanging around a bunch of ass...
Posted by Snoozy Fistpuncher on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:25:00 PST

Jebus said don’t sweat it!

U know.. I'm not even religious.I'm agnostic.150%However my good friend Dann passed this quote along to me one day not too long ago, after I was getting alot of crap for a blog I wrote (one full of op...
Posted by Snoozy Fistpuncher on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 07:50:00 PST

FUCK! I wasted my wish!

I was driving & this puffer flower blew into my car floated in front of me for like 3 seconds & then blew out the window.Obviously i took this to mean i got a free wish!But the firs...
Posted by Snoozy Fistpuncher on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:41:00 PST

People who dont dance at shows....

So I went to see The Faint on ...uh... yesterday...& I gotta say... I couldn't really tell if most of the people there had ever even heard of The Faint.This was an 18+ show... which I imagine would ac...
Posted by Snoozy Fistpuncher on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:13:00 PST

RE: My Suicide Girls blog...

Many of you are familiar with the blog I posted last week about Suicide Girls.If you don't I'll explain.I deleted it because of the countless rude comments I was getting.Honestly..if you care to comme...
Posted by Snoozy Fistpuncher on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 10:29:00 PST

"OMFG STOP putting me in your CATEGORIES"

about 90% of categories i'm added to are titled"stop adding me to your categories"well lucky for me my category function doesn't work..actually lucky for you..cause i'd skip work & stay home to put ev...
Posted by Snoozy Fistpuncher on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:49:00 PST