funny myspace shit:
Hmm...well, name's Chelsea. I started this profile on 11/03/03. Don't lurk! Talk! I love people with originality. Don't EVER try to feed me. I'm way too picky about food for you to please me. Sometimes I'm so picky, I just say to hell with eating and go to bed hungry rather than deal with the hassle of finding something I like. I'm not html-savvy, I just know the basics. I have really ugly handwriting. My social skills aren't all that great so work with me. I'm a glutton for speed. I don't believe in "love at first sight" or "the one", only levels of compatibility. I develop short-lived addictions very often. I'm amazingly clumsy. Sometimes i think too much, sometimes I really don't think enough. I have always and will always choose personality over looks. I become the grumpiest bitch of Hades when my sleep is disturbed. I've been told I'm a major bed hog. I'm addicted to myspace, technology, and cheese. Smother ANYTHING in cheese and I'll eat it :) My favorite food is frito pie. I love dreams. I wish I was intelligent enough to invent a "dream recorder" to record all the crazy stuff I dream about. They're great cuz its like a movie and you're the star without the hazards of actually dying! Kinda like virtual reality except you think it's real, not a simulation. tis awesome, I think. Anyway, I can live without either TV or internet. but not both. I can live either without music or art, but not both. I hate lying. both having to lie and being lied to. I will dance around the truth before I tell a straight out lie. I pronounce things the way i want to, regardless of how it's really said. I'm not judgemental so dont worry or care about what you say to me. I like to take scorchingly hot showers. I also like to chat/talk to people. anyone. I'm not proper. I'm not politically correct. I don't always say what's on my mind (no, it's not cuz i'm scared, i just don't like drama which is usually what comes of saying EVREYTHING on your mind). I'm a pessimist. I've been told I have mad road rage. Like, I'll key your car just because you parked crooked. Yes I look like a guy, yes I act like a guy, yes I sound like a guy, yes I sometimes WISH I was a guy. but I'm not a fucking guy, dammit! If I ever caught you abusing an animal, say goodbye to your pretty face. I DON'T post a lot of bulletins. How often do you hear that? If you can't spell right or don't type shit out, don't talk to me. i don't like wasting my time trying to decipher an f-ing message. I can take hatemail, but if you're gonna send it, have the balls to take it also and dont block as soon as you send a hatemail. Oh, and I don't have any messengers. Not AIM, not MSN, not Yahoo, not ICQ, or anything else out there. and no, I will not get them. My stance on controversial issues:
Socialized Medicine: Definitely for.
Abortion: Pro-choice
Capital Punishment (death penalty): I'm for it.
Immigration: Illegals-get legal or get out (and for fuck's sake, learn the f'ing language!)
Homosexual Marriage: separation of church and state.
Legalizing Marijuana: Oh hell yeah!
Human euthanasia/assisted suicide/"pulling the plug": In extreme situations.
U.S. involvement in other countries: Seriously, they're not our problem.
Stem cell research & cloning: completely opposed.
Circumcision: you mean mutilation?
Ok first you wanted to buy jeans already faded. then you bought them already torn. NOW i see people with intentionally WRINKLED jeans...seriously, wtf?
Hiccups are my arch enemy.
I wish my grass was emo so that it would cut itself.
Accessories are hot (chokers, wristbands, beanies, etc.)
Labels exist. They're everywhere. Get use to it. Even if you say "I'm not emo/goth/gansta/etc. I'm ME!" then you're still a stupid scene kid who thinks they're special.
so some dumb fuck made a typo and now "pwn" is cool?
Seriously, when did spamming shit start to become cool? and why?
1 |-|473 1337 5?34|will give you a MAJOR complex that you're going to have to go to therapy for for the rest of your life.
Insanity is my specialty.
You are my perpetual headache.
LIVE like a moviestar, PARTY like a rockstar, FUCK like a pornstar
Money DOES make the world go 'round.
I'm smart enough to create a safety net for my own stupidity.
Randomnity is your friend.
Perfection is a matter of opinion.
GUYS - don't be jerks.
Pro-choice does not mean pro-abortion, people!
People with originality should rule the world.
There will always be someone better than you and worse than you. so don't bother to compare yourself to anyone else.
The moment you are born, as you are living, you are dying.
I have 6 piercings. I have retired all of my piercings, save for 2, and there are no plans to get anymore nor a tattoo.
Boredom Plagues My Sanity
Insomnia is just a different plague altogether.
Exercise, Eat Healthy, Die Anyway
Your unreliability has straightened out my mentality.
Necromancy is cool. Necrophilia is not. Keep that in mind next time you hear the word "necro"
Does nobody else realize children are the burden of society?
I hate sour cream. I also hate onions. yet I like sour cream and onion chips. what gives?
Old people are depressing. So is nostalgia. they usually work together.
SuicideGirls, God's Girls, RazorDolls, and Broken Dollz, oh my!
Some ok, A LOT of the bands in my music are local. Look them up on myspace.
Likes:
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corrupting innocents,
scars,
chains,
rockers/metalheads,
thin stomachs/torsos,
colored eyes,
bisexual guys,
blades,
daredevils and adrenaline rushes,
painted nails,
thin lips,
openmindedness,
dyed hair (natural or unnatural colors)
Dislikes:
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Fractions...hell, math in general,
people who think they're better than you,
egotism,
uniforms,
cigarettes,
unflavored beer,
ebonics,
fur,
gas,
6-pax,
flakes,
turtlenecks,
pearls,
prominent Adam's apples,
tan lines,
bigotry,
bad temperament,
animal abuse,
natural disasters,
immaturity,
apathy,
violent drunks,
being blown off,
stupidity,
guys who only want sex,
politics,
narrowmindedness,
controlfreaks,
the government,
media/the press,
sports obsessions,
losers,
cowards,
wimps/wusses
I thought this was cute:
You Would Be a Pet Cat
Independent and aloof, you don't like to be dependent on anyone.
And as for other people, you can take them or leave them. You often don't care.
You live your life by your own rules. And you have deep motivations that no one truly understands.
Why you would make a great pet: You're not needy or greedy... unlike other four legged friends.
Why you would make a bad pet: You're not exactly running down to greet people at the door
What you would love about being a cat: Agility and freedom
What you would hate about being a cat: Being treated like a dog by clueless humans What Kind of Pet Would You Be?
What animal were you in a past life?
Panther Nice. You're a panther. Silent, deadly, lives in the forest, what more could you want? The balance/senses of a cat, the ability to spell rather good, and you might even have a few friends! Online is good. The internet is good for you. but stop going on so often, you're a bit anti-social. Go out with some friends sometime.