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About Me


Chelsea, you own my heart
funny myspace shit:
Hmm...well, name's Chelsea. I started this profile on 11/03/03. Don't lurk! Talk! I love people with originality. Don't EVER try to feed me. I'm way too picky about food for you to please me. Sometimes I'm so picky, I just say to hell with eating and go to bed hungry rather than deal with the hassle of finding something I like. I'm not html-savvy, I just know the basics. I have really ugly handwriting. My social skills aren't all that great so work with me. I'm a glutton for speed. I don't believe in "love at first sight" or "the one", only levels of compatibility. I develop short-lived addictions very often. I'm amazingly clumsy. Sometimes i think too much, sometimes I really don't think enough. I have always and will always choose personality over looks. I become the grumpiest bitch of Hades when my sleep is disturbed. I've been told I'm a major bed hog. I'm addicted to myspace, technology, and cheese. Smother ANYTHING in cheese and I'll eat it :) My favorite food is frito pie. I love dreams. I wish I was intelligent enough to invent a "dream recorder" to record all the crazy stuff I dream about. They're great cuz its like a movie and you're the star without the hazards of actually dying! Kinda like virtual reality except you think it's real, not a simulation. tis awesome, I think. Anyway, I can live without either TV or internet. but not both. I can live either without music or art, but not both. I hate lying. both having to lie and being lied to. I will dance around the truth before I tell a straight out lie. I pronounce things the way i want to, regardless of how it's really said. I'm not judgemental so dont worry or care about what you say to me. I like to take scorchingly hot showers. I also like to chat/talk to people. anyone. I'm not proper. I'm not politically correct. I don't always say what's on my mind (no, it's not cuz i'm scared, i just don't like drama which is usually what comes of saying EVREYTHING on your mind). I'm a pessimist. I've been told I have mad road rage. Like, I'll key your car just because you parked crooked. Yes I look like a guy, yes I act like a guy, yes I sound like a guy, yes I sometimes WISH I was a guy. but I'm not a fucking guy, dammit! If I ever caught you abusing an animal, say goodbye to your pretty face. I DON'T post a lot of bulletins. How often do you hear that? If you can't spell right or don't type shit out, don't talk to me. i don't like wasting my time trying to decipher an f-ing message. I can take hatemail, but if you're gonna send it, have the balls to take it also and dont block as soon as you send a hatemail. Oh, and I don't have any messengers. Not AIM, not MSN, not Yahoo, not ICQ, or anything else out there. and no, I will not get them. My stance on controversial issues:
Socialized Medicine: Definitely for.
Abortion: Pro-choice
Capital Punishment (death penalty): I'm for it.
Immigration: Illegals-get legal or get out (and for fuck's sake, learn the f'ing language!)
Homosexual Marriage: separation of church and state.
Legalizing Marijuana: Oh hell yeah!
Human euthanasia/assisted suicide/"pulling the plug": In extreme situations.
U.S. involvement in other countries: Seriously, they're not our problem.
Stem cell research & cloning: completely opposed.
Circumcision: you mean mutilation?

    Ok first you wanted to buy jeans already faded. then you bought them already torn. NOW i see people with intentionally WRINKLED jeans...seriously, wtf?
    Hiccups are my arch enemy.
    I wish my grass was emo so that it would cut itself.
    Accessories are hot (chokers, wristbands, beanies, etc.)
    Labels exist. They're everywhere. Get use to it. Even if you say "I'm not emo/goth/gansta/etc. I'm ME!" then you're still a stupid scene kid who thinks they're special.
    so some dumb fuck made a typo and now "pwn" is cool?
    Seriously, when did spamming shit start to become cool? and why?
    1 |-|473 1337 5?34|will give you a MAJOR complex that you're going to have to go to therapy for for the rest of your life.
    Insanity is my specialty.
    You are my perpetual headache.
    LIVE like a moviestar, PARTY like a rockstar, FUCK like a pornstar
    Money DOES make the world go 'round.
    I'm smart enough to create a safety net for my own stupidity.
    Randomnity is your friend.
    Perfection is a matter of opinion.
    GUYS - don't be jerks.
    Pro-choice does not mean pro-abortion, people!
    People with originality should rule the world.
    There will always be someone better than you and worse than you. so don't bother to compare yourself to anyone else.
    The moment you are born, as you are living, you are dying.
    I have 6 piercings. I have retired all of my piercings, save for 2, and there are no plans to get anymore nor a tattoo.
    Boredom Plagues My Sanity
    Insomnia is just a different plague altogether.
    Exercise, Eat Healthy, Die Anyway
    Your unreliability has straightened out my mentality.
    Necromancy is cool. Necrophilia is not. Keep that in mind next time you hear the word "necro"
    Does nobody else realize children are the burden of society?
    I hate sour cream. I also hate onions. yet I like sour cream and onion chips. what gives?
    Old people are depressing. So is nostalgia. they usually work together.
    SuicideGirls, God's Girls, RazorDolls, and Broken Dollz, oh my!
    Some ok, A LOT of the bands in my music are local. Look them up on myspace.

Likes:


    corrupting innocents, scars, chains, rockers/metalheads, thin stomachs/torsos, colored eyes, bisexual guys, blades, daredevils and adrenaline rushes, painted nails, thin lips, openmindedness, dyed hair (natural or unnatural colors)

Dislikes:


    Fractions...hell, math in general, people who think they're better than you, egotism, uniforms, cigarettes, unflavored beer, ebonics, fur, gas, 6-pax, flakes, turtlenecks, pearls, prominent Adam's apples, tan lines, bigotry, bad temperament, animal abuse, natural disasters, immaturity, apathy, violent drunks, being blown off, stupidity, guys who only want sex, politics, narrowmindedness, controlfreaks, the government, media/the press, sports obsessions, losers, cowards, wimps/wusses

I thought this was cute:
You Would Be a Pet Cat
Independent and aloof, you don't like to be dependent on anyone.
And as for other people, you can take them or leave them. You often don't care.
You live your life by your own rules. And you have deep motivations that no one truly understands.
Why you would make a great pet: You're not needy or greedy... unlike other four legged friends.
Why you would make a bad pet: You're not exactly running down to greet people at the door
What you would love about being a cat: Agility and freedom
What you would hate about being a cat: Being treated like a dog by clueless humans What Kind of Pet Would You Be?
What animal were you in a past life?
Panther Nice. You're a panther. Silent, deadly, lives in the forest, what more could you want? The balance/senses of a cat, the ability to spell rather good, and you might even have a few friends! Online is good. The internet is good for you. but stop going on so often, you're a bit anti-social. Go out with some friends sometime.

My Interests

learning new shtuff, martial arts and weaponry, rock music&concerts/shows, amusement parks&carnivals, ancient Egyptian&Greek mythology, movies, animals, painting, digital art, anthropomorphic ("furry") art, body modification, reading, swimming, "Cyanide and Happiness" comic strips, writing stories, anime models, belly dancing, mythical creatures, puzzles, hearing/learning about new bands&new music, and these are always great too.
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Artists Abigail Wood (Astrocat) - her website

Roman Dirge , creator of Lenore comics

Jeff "Azuzephre" Thomas, creator of Pon and Zi

Phil Hansen

Jeremy Bernal

M.C. Escher

I'd like to meet:

bands, authors, artists, actors, comedians, performers! if you've got good shit, lemme know :) you may gain another fan. I always like meeting new people (who doesn't?) so yeah, talk and chat and whatnot :)

Music:


(I created this list for my reference, just so everyone knows :P )

10 Years, 12 Stones, 3 Doors Down, 3 Inches of Blood, 36 CrazyFists, 3rd Strike, 40 Below Summer, Abandoned Pools, The Acacia Strain, AC/DC, Adema, AFI, The Agony Scene, All That Remains, Americult, Amon Amarth, Amphibious Assault, Anagen, Animosity, Annihilator, Anthrax, AntiTrust, Apartment 26, Apex Theory, Arch Enemy, Armored Saint, As Blood Runs Black, As Eden Burns, As I Lay Dying, As Night Falls, At the Gates, Atreyu, Audioslave, Audkik, Automatic Black, The Autumn Offering, Bad Acid Trip, Bad Religion, Bane, Beautiful Creatures, Before the Bloodshed, Before You Accuse Me, Behemoth, Between the Buried and Me, Biohazard, Blackcar Percession, The Black Dahlia Murder, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne, Black Tie Dynasty, The Blackout Pact, Bleeding Through, Blessed Death, Blind Guardian, Blood of Our Enemies, Bloodshot Cowboys, Breaking Benjamin, Brotherhood, Brujeria, Burning the Masses, The Burning Season, Burning Water, Bury Your Dead, Bush, Candiria, Candlebox, Cannae, Cannibal Corpse, Catatonik, Cellophane, The Chariot, Chevelle, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, Circle Takes the Square, The Circle of Woe, Clear Static, Coal Chamber, Cold, Collide, Continent of Ash, Corrosion Of Conformity, Cradle of Filth, Creed, Crisis, Crossbreed, Crossfade, Crowbar, Cryptic Slaughter, Curse the Form, Damageplan, Danzig, Dark Apathy, Dark Funeral, Dark New Day, Dark Tranquility, Darkest Hour, Darkhorse, Dawn Over Zero, Dead Earth Politics, Dead To Fall, Deadlights, Deadsy, Death Angel, Default, Deftones, Defy, Deicide, Demon Hunter, Depswa, Desdemona, Devil Wears Prada, DevilDriver, Diatonic, Die Queen Die, Die Trying, Die Warzau, Diecast, DieKotic, Dimmu Borgir, Dine Alone, Dissection, The Distillers, Disturbed, Doctura, Dog Fashion Disco, Dope, Down, Downset, Downtime, A Dozen Furies, Dragonforce, Drain STH, Drowning Pool, Dry Cell, Dry Kill Logic, Dysphoria, E-Town Concrete, Earshot, Earth Crisis, Ed Gein, Emperor, Enable Kain, Endo, Erase, Evanescence, Evergreen Terrace, Everything Falls Dark, The Exies, Exodus, Falling Nine, Fear Factory, Filter, The Final Plague, Finch, Finger Eleven, Five Finger Death Punch, Flashpoint, Flaw, Forever is Never, From Autumn To Ashes, From First to Last, From Zero, Fuel, Full Blown Chaos, Funeral For A Friend, The Gathering, Geist, Ghost Machine, Gizmachi, Glasseater, Glassjaw, God Forbid, Godhead, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Guns N Roses, Grade 8, Gravity Kills, Grim Reaper, Gwar, Hammerfall, Haste The Day, Hatebreed, The Haunted, Hell Within, Helloween, Hellyeah, Helmet, HIM, Himsa, The HiWatts, Hole, Hoobastank, Hopesfall, Hotwire, Human Waste Project, I:Scintilla, I Killed the Prom Queen, Iced Earth, If Hope Dies, Ill Fated, Ill Niño, Immortal, In Flames, Incantation, Incubus, Injected, Inner Void, Insane Clown Posse, Insipid, Iron Maiden, It Dies Today, Internal Suffering, Jackoff Jill, Job for a Cowboy, The Judas Cradle, Judas Priest, Kamelot, Kataklysm, Kidney Thieves, Kilgore, Kill Hannah, Killswitch Engage, Kittie, KMFDM, Korn, Kreator, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Lazerus, Less Than Jake, Level, Life of Agony, A Life Once Lost, Light This City, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lo-Pro, Lokey, London After Midnight, Look What I Did, Lostprophets, Lullacry, Machine, Machine Head, Magna-Fi, Mahavatar, Manowar, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Mastodon, Medicine Tongue, Meek, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Meris, Mesh, Meshuggah, Metal Church, Metallica, Methods of Mayhem, Midnight Panic, Midnite Overture, Ministry, Mnemic, Momento, Monster Voodoo, Morbid Angel, Motograter, Motörhead, Mudvayne, Municipal Waste, Murderdolls, Mushroomhead, My Ruin, National Product, Neurosis, Nevermore, New Vile System, Nickelback, Nightwish, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, No One, Noise Therapy, Nonpoint, Nothingface, Of Infinity, Onus, Open Chapter, Open Hand, Open Mic, Opeth, Opticollide, Orgy, Otep, Our Beloved Watergate, Our Burden to Bleed, Our Lady Peace, Overkill, Pantera, Papa Roach, A Perfect Circle, Pissing Razors, Pitbull Daycare, Pitchshifter, P.O.D., Podunk, Powerman 5000, Pressure 4-5, Primer 55, Primus, Prong, Pro-Pain, Protest the Hero, Puddle of Mudd, Pulse Ultra, Pure Rubbish, Pushmonkey, Puya, Queens of the Stoneage, Quiet Riot, Rasputina, Red Boot Fetish, The Red Chord, redlightmusic, Remember This, Remembering Never, Reveille, Revere, Revis, Revolution Smile, Revolution Theory, Rob Zombie, Robert Miles, Rush, Saliva, Scarling, Scars of Life (formerly Confined, now known as Burning Red), Scars of Tomorrow, Seether, Sepultura, Sev, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Shattersphere, Shenoah, Shuvel, Sick of It All, Sinch, Six Feet Under, Skinlab, Skrape, Slaves on Dope, Slayer, Slipknot, Slo Burn, Sloth, Smile Empty Soul, Snake River Conspiracy, Snot, Socialburn, Soil, Soilwork, Somataform, Soulfly, Soulgrind, Spineshank, Split Shift, Staind, Stasera, Static X, Stereomud, Stick To Your Guns, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, Story of the Year, Strapping Young Lad, Strata, Stretch Arm Strong, Structure, Stryk-9, Stye, Suffokate, Suicidal Tendencies, Suicide City, Sum41, Superjoint Ritual, Sworn Enemy, Sworn to Secrecy, System of a Down, Systematic, SYX, Taproot, Terror, Testament, Thine Eyes Bleed, Three Days Grace, Thrice, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, Throwdown, Till Night Falls, To My Surprise, Too Pure To Die, Tool, Trapt, Tricky, Trivium, TRUSTcompany, Twenty Six Days, Twisted Method, Type O Negative, Ultraspank, Uncoil, Underoath, Unearth, Union Underground, Universon, Ünloco, UnScarred, Unspoken, Urge Overkill, Uriel, V-Mob, V-Shape Mind, Van Halen, Venom, Ventana, Versailles, Vext, Vision of Disorder, Voivod, Vox Demonna (now known as Platoon 13), Waiting for Never, Walls of Jericho, Wicked Wisdom, Wired Remorse, With Faith or Flames, With Honor, Within Temptation, Wolfmother, Year of Desolation, Yearning, Your Shapeless Beauty, Zero Hour, The Zero Points, Zeromancer

Movies:

13 Ghosts, 187, 40-Year-Old Virgin, 50 First Dates, A Time to Kill, Air Force One, Airplane, Aladin, American Outlaws, the American Pie trilogy, Anger Management, Are We There Yet?, Arlington Road, Armageddon, The Art of War, the Austin Powers trilogy, Bad Company, Badder Santa, Barbershop, Beauty & the Beast, Beetlejuice, Big Daddy, Big Momma's House1&2, the Blade triology, Blue Streak, Boiler Room, The Bone Collector, The Breaks, Bringing Down the House, Broken Arrow, Brother Bear, Bruce Almighty, The Butterfly Effect, Click, Constantine, The Crow, Cruel Intentions, Cry Wolf, Daredevil, Dawn of the Dead, The Day After Tomorrow, Dead Silence, Deep Blue Sea, Dinosaur, Doctor Dolittle, Dogma, Double Take, Dracula 2000, Dracula: Dead and Lovin' It, Dude Where's My Car?, Elektra, End of Days, Enemy of the State, Equilibrium, Evolution, Face Off, The Faculty, The Fast and the Furious, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Final Destination, Final Destination 2, Final Fantasy, Finding Nemo, Flatliners, Forces of Nature, Four Brothers, Freddy vs Jason, the Friday trilogy, From Dusk till Dawn, The Game, Gangs of New York, Ghostrider, Ghosts of Mars, Go, Grandma's Boy, The Green Mile, The Grudge, The Grudge 2, The Guardian, The Hills Have Eyes, Hitch, Hollow Man, House on Haunted Hill, I Robot, Ice Age, Idle Hands, Independence Day, The Italian Job, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, John Carpenter's Vampires, John Q, Jurassic Park, Just Friends, L.A. Confidential, Lake Placid, Lilo&Stitch, The Lion King trilogy, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Lost Boys, Mallrats, The Man In the Iron Mask, The Matrix trilogy, Mean Girls, Meet the Parents, Men in Black, Men of Honor, The Mexican, Minority Report, Miss Congeniality, The Mist, Momento, Money Talks, Money Train, Monster's Inc., Mortal Kombat, Mr. Brooks, The Mummy, Natural Born Killers, The Negotiator, Not Another Teen Movie, Nothing to Lose, The Nutty Professor, The Others, Party Monster, Payback, Paycheck, Phantoms, Phenomenon, Phone Booth, the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, Pitch Black, Pleasantville, The Punisher, The Pursuit of Happyness, Queen of the Damned, Ransom, The Reaping, Red Dragon, Requiem for a Dream, the Resident Evil trilogy, Resurrection, The Ring, Road Trip, the Rush Hour trilogy, the Saw series, the Scary Movie series, The Shawshank Redemption, the Shrek trilogy, SiCKO, Signs, Sin City, The Sixth Sense, Sleepy Hollow, Snake Eyes, Spaceballs, Spiderman 2, the Star Wars series, Stigmata, Stir of Echoes, The Sum of All Fears, Super Troopers, The Sword in the Stone, Tarzan, The Terminator triology, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Three Kings, Titanic, Tommyboy, Toy Story, Training Day, Transformers, Trapped, Twister, Unholy, Van Helsing, Van Wilder, The Vanishing, Vertical Limit, Waiting, Waterboy, the X-Men triology

Television:

MEERCAT MANOR! 24, Ikki Tousen, Kyle XY, Red vs Blue, Shorties Watchin' Shorties, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Bones, House, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dark Angel, Supernatural, Special Unit 2, Invader Zim, Angel, Tripping the Rift, Gargoyles, Boston Public, The X Files, The Invisible Man (2000)

Books:

Currently reading:

Books:
Canyons by P.D.Cacek
Servant: The Awakening by L.L.Foster
Eve by Tamara Thorne
Atlantis Rising by Alyssa Day

Series:
Ravenloft
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Harry Potter

Authors:
L.J.Smith
V.C.Andrews
Vicki Pettersson
Christopher Pike

Comics:
Lenore
Wild Zoo
Gargoyles

Comedians Carlos Mencia, Jeff Dunham, Ron White, George Lopez, Christopher Titus, George Carlin

Heroes:

the REJECTION profile

this girl for her quote: there are people on myspace who are like "dont add me if yr ugly or fat" or say things like "iam better than you and i know it" or "dont waste my time by trying to talk to me" and tbh these people need to GET OVER THEMSELVES! this is myspace! its people like that, that ruin the world for the rest of us because everyone is the same and no one is better than anyone else. rant over.

This girl because she said this: "im getting really sick of seeing all you girls ages 14-17 with your raccoon hair and makeup being so god damn full of yourselves!!every single one of your profiles act like you're some super-celebrity and EVERYONE wants to be like you.look in the mirror, you're trying to be like everyone else. no one wants to be you. you just want to be famous and looking like a slutty raccoon on myspace is the only way you think it'll happen. awesome

My Blog

self-destruct in 30 seconds

What I'm about to write is somewhat abstract and most of you probably won't really get it. My entire life, I've pretty much been labeled a pessimist, which i am. Recently though, I seem to b...
Posted by Saber on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:08:00 PST

Its all over

well my second blog ever. and what a dramatic change from the first. There's no easy way to say it so I'll just say it. JJ and I are splitting up. I'm packing all my stuff and moving out sunday. Duh, ...
Posted by Saber on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:07:00 PST

the greatest weekend of my life

almost 5 years i've had a myspace and never have i posted a blog until now. but this past weekend was too great to let it go forgotten and i know if i write it down on paper, i will lose it. first thi...
Posted by Saber on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST