Can I get a little more cock n balls in the mic, please? |
The worst part about playing a show is the part where you have to talk to people afterwards. It's not like you can just get drunk and disappear. Everyone has an opinion and everyone thinks they know y...
Posted by automne on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:50:00 PST |
The Junk Drawer of Dorian Gray |
Last weekend we moved thirteen blocks away to an apartment overlooking the graveyard. *actual view from our window*I thought the short distance would make the moving process a little easier than usual...
Posted by automne on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:36:00 PST |
Hey Google, Im feeling lucky! |
I haven't blogged in a while. I'd like to say it's because I've been too relaxed at my vacation home in Toulouse to bore myself with such modern conventions.*actual shots from my mother's house in De...
Posted by automne on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:21:00 PST |
Halloween Dos and Donts |
I used to paint murals and do window displays for one of those crappy fetish/shoe/record/antique/vintage clothing/sex stores you would only find in the dodgiest areas of San Francisco. The owner had a...
Posted by automne on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:12:00 PST |
Help The Aged |
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday. - Morrissey Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more. -Virginia Woolf A man told me to beware of 33. He said, " It was not a...
Posted by automne on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:48:00 PST |
Automne In Retrograde |
People always blame Mercury for being in retrograde whenever something goes wrong with gadgets. I'm here to tell you that it's all my fault. I am perpetually in retrograde. Seriously, don't let me nea...
Posted by automne on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:19:00 PST |
As long as they dont gay bash my friends or put their rosaries on my ovaries& |
Yesterday my lil' cousin posted a blog about having an existential meltdown. She juggled the usual unanswerable questions about why we're all here and what's the point anyway? I was pleased to see her...
Posted by automne on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:53:00 PST |
Bones, Jarvis Cocker, and the Female Gaze. |
It's quite possible that our economy would collapse if everyone stopped objectifying women for a second. I'm not going to bore everyone with a lecture on why this is fucked up. I'm just going to assu...
Posted by automne on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:32:00 PST |
Greener Grass. |
Do any of you remember Green Acres? It's that terribly anti-feminist show about the successful lawyer dragging his socialite wife to live in rural Hooterville. I used to watch it at my grandma's house...
Posted by automne on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:05:00 PST |
"Any Volunteers?" |
Last night was my first "dog obedience" class. We were supposed to leave our little beasts at home for the first night. I assumed this was because we were going to be told fascinating l...
Posted by automne on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:01:00 PST |
