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jason

Do they really fortify SPAM with the vitamins and minerals or does it just come in there? What does

About Me

Gotta love Eric Idle as he explains the first thought in my head every mrning when I wake up!Great Car Guy Right Here! a must watch for those who are tired of hearing shitty come buy a car ads! jason lane brown --
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Visually addictive

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com jason brown --
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Fetish oriented

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Dickimus Maximus What's Your Porn Star Name?

My Interests

noodling, free style walking, long and intelligent conversation on the creation of the Twinkie, and the way it artificially sways the price of tea in China by manipulating the already weak yen!
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Tell them I said something." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can answer my questions! Like....What in the Hell is SPAM really made of?MySpace Graphics Myspace Graphics

Music:

great song and video!.. width="425" height="350" ..My theme song!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Any movie that can make me laugh, or any movie that is thought provoking and requires discussion and thought. The greatest movies however are the ones that make an amazing shared experience...i.e. Arthur, any Monty Python( I still prefer this one to the new Grail movies), out cold, dumb and dumber,etc.

Television:

Television rots your brain, and I need no help! I might watch a little Aqua Teen though, to heighten my social understanding of political powers!

Books:

The Alchemist, The Bible, To Kill a Mockingbird, etc.etc like you really care what I read!

Heroes:

The inventor of margaritas who sadly was robbed of a Nobel Prize bid when he showed up late with a hangover and a prostitute. Victoria(the one that puts the wings on the girls), and whatever the hell her secret is I like it...and the angel wings, too. And of course Dubya, for seeming like a dumbass while he politely tells people to go fuck themselves, LOL!

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Posted by jason on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:45:00 PST

The Witch Doctor fixed me right up!

My doctor, Dr. Jennifer Laing, graciously took me right in this morning wihout an appointment, and quickly diagnosed me with near acute pneumonia(guess it's as good looking as I am)!  I also have...
Posted by jason on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

A Thanksgiving Tale...from my distorted mind

A Thanksgiving Tale      Here is a little reminder of how fun it is to see all of our families, and how much time with families teaches us about ourselves.  Hopefully, anyone who...
Posted by jason on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:43:00 PST