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Shea Does America

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature

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In my perfect world every man would have a beard....thats hotThis is me....if i was a southpark characterCheck out this cartoon i made!

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I want Kevin James in more ways than one could ever know......gggrrrr baby very grrrrrrI will do ANYTHING...I mean ANYTHING for a laugh. Its actually quite ridiculous. If Im not giving you crap that means I dont like you. Then again if I give you too much crap that probably means I dont like you either. I dont like celebrities that get their own tv show and sing their own theme song (i.e. Walker Texas Ranger and Reba) It just makes me sad. MOVIES are my thing!! I have an ENORMOUS dvd collection. I love going to movies (by myself thats just how i am) I love buying movies, renting movies, I LOVE IT!! I love seeing a movie before my friends so I know when to glance over and look at their reactions. I would LOVE to write an amazing screenplay. I love jumping, crying, laughing and even being afraid to drive home after a movie because I KNOW that was the exact reaction the actors, directors, and writers wanted me to have. If i had it my way id move to hollywood and work on a movie set. I love ALL types of music as well. I love buying a persons cd I have never heard of (its my version of gambling). Im very sarcastic and most people take it as me being a wench...well the important thing is i crack myself up. Babies are delicious treats. Flava Flave annoys me to no end. He seriously looks like he smells really bad. I cant stand the made for tv movies they show on TNT and USA..they are SO ridiculous. I think its hilarious when people fall or trip...I will laugh for hours even if its my own grandmother. If there is a line I will probably go out of my way to cross it. And if you ever think you have had a bad life, I encourage you to message me and have me give you just ONE of my humiliating moments. They are actually quite entertaining. My friends mean the world to me and I have a pretty flippin good group of em!! Enjoy my page!

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"Love is the most difficult and dangerous form of courage. Courage is the most desperate, admirable and noble kind of love."-Delmore SchwartzTo tell you the truth MANY things intrest me....like a random possum scurrying across the highway...because you know in his mind hes like OH GOD OH GOD...OH GOD IM GUNNA DIE!! OH MY GOD!!!!....ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THAT TOM FOOLERY. I LOVE movies, music, and people in general. People kill me...no no...they slay me. Watch em sometime...its the best form of entertainment. I hate to say it but sitting up at IHOP till 4 in the morning with my friends has givin me some of the best laughs in my life.


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I'd like to meet:

Of course one day i hope to meet God. In my opinion Judy Garland and Edgar Allen Poe are 2 of the most extrodinary and talented people who ever lived and i would love nothing more than to take the 2 of them to say....well cellermans for a drink and good conversation. And of course these guys(Sylvia Plath)

Music:

..I love music. All kinds of music. good grief were to start....Death Cab for Cutie,Frou Frou, Frank Sinatra, Michael Buble, The Used (thanks to Brent...yea ill admit it he was right), Ani Difanco (thanks to Taylor), Ben Kweller, The Killers, Nelly, Incubus, Soundtracks from my favorite movies, The Cranberries, Gin Blossom, Keith Urban, John Vanderslice and Eisley (thanks to Kaley), Coheed and Cambria, All American Rejects, Jimmy Durante, Nat King Cole, Carly Simon, The Ataris, Coldplay, Creedence Clearwater Revival, i could seriously go on and on and personally im getting bored now...as well as u are im sure...does anyone ever REALLY read all this anyway?????......i could call you an ass right now and say you snort crack out of dead hookers asses and i bet ud never know cuz you never read all this....mmuuwahahahaha...im laughing really hard on the inside because i just owned you and youll never know!! Postal Service, Lynyrd Skynyrd, FFH, Shane Barnard, Martina Mcbride, Alicia Keys, Green Day (the old greenday they suck now), My Chemical Romance, Imogene Heap ,Zoe Keating/a

Movies:

Movies are probably my most favorite thing in the world. I havent really seen a movie I just absolutely hate....EXCEPT DREAMCATCHER...terrible, they should have called it ASS WEASELS from hell. I mean come on crappin out these alien weasels that movie pretty much made me want to punch myself in the ovaries.....he was really reaching with that movie. I LOVE LOVE LOVE horror movies to name a few, The Halloween movies, Nightmare on elm street (i liked Freddy vs Jason by the way....say what you will) Friday the 13th's, Jeepers Creepers, Gothika, Wrong Turn, House of 1,000 corpses, Devils Rejects, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!!! PURE AND SIMPLE GENIUS...i want to marry Tobe Hooper. Amityville Horror...etc etc etc. Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Must love Dogs, Love Actually....LOVE IT!!! Kill Bill (personally i prefer vol. 2 over 1) Prozac Nation, Boondock Saints, Blow,Imaginary Heros, Pulp Fiction, Resivor Dogs, Dumb and Dumber, Wedding Date, Moulin Rouge The Exorcist, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Forget Paris, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Beautiful Mind, Peggy Sue Got Married, Laws of Attraction, Reality Bites, Schindlers List, Gothika, Elizabethtown, The Machinist, Underworld, nanny McPhee, Winter Passing, Waking Life, Saw 1 and 2, Donnie Darko, Any and all Ashley Judd movies, Harry Potter, Some like it hot, Scarface, Never Been Kissed, ANY AND ALL EDWARD NORTON MOVIES!! etc etc etc...this is just ridiculous.

Television:

Stone me, kill me, make fun of me for what im about to say.....I LOVE!!!! Dawsons Creek. YES I KNOW....i love it. Im sorry. I love Gilmore Girls...it just makes me feel so....witty after watching it. King of Queens cuz Kevin James could have me whenever he wanted me however many times he wanted me...oh god im stopping. South Park and Family Guy and pretty much anything on Adult Swim. Cold Case Files, American Justice, CSI, The First 48, City Confidential, Project Runway, Overhaulin, and I LOOOOVE Crossing Jordan. FINALLY shows that appreciates good ol fashioned crude, offensive humor.

Books:

When i get the time i pretty much just read Psychology and True Crime books. Anything having to do with Forensics, Forensic Psychology, Anything about serial killers, Crime Scenes, Investigating, homicides, etc etc. As long as I am learning something that will help me with my future career. Im pretty picky about novels. Ill be honest every now and then i like to read (well attempt to read) classics but im usually to busy going to the movies on my free time than sitting and reading...i DO have a crappy reputation to keep here

Heroes:

First and foremost God. But a close second is my mom, Karen from Will and Grace, I aim to be like her!! and of course THIS GUY!


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okay im really pissed or this really isnt worth reading or damn you moster energy drinks

Im mean really.....I hate everything right now.  The main thing (may sound a bit like im spoiled but i just like things the way i like em) 1.  My mom gets this new at&t wireless blah bla...
Posted by Shea Does America on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:56:00 PST

Kinda makes ya think

Sometimes it takes a lot for someone to FINALLY wake up and come to their senses.  When you get your head out of your anus and come up for some fresh air.  Well I think it finally hit me how...
Posted by Shea Does America on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

ACTION.....aaannnnnd CUT

You know its never good when you see a picture of your ex boyfriend (who was "too busy" for a relationship) with his new girlfriend.  Its also not good when the new girl is gorgeous and looks lik...
Posted by Shea Does America on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST

What can i say the men.....they want me

Make your own Zing!...
Posted by Shea Does America on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:36:00 PST

2 great stories for the price of one!!! thats right you heard it here folks

Lets start last night.  My last night before i start with my personal trainer.  So i say to myself..."self lets go out with a fat ass bang."  Im bout to be on a...lets call it eating s...
Posted by Shea Does America on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:27:00 PST

I Couldnt have said it better myself.....really

For those who know me know that I am pathetically in love.....with love.  About as much as that im in love with movies about love.  I will quote a movie at the drop of the hat especially a "...
Posted by Shea Does America on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:14:00 PST

Just lemme get through the talk off for the love of 6lb 8oz tiny baby Jesus

Ok SOoooo i know EVERYONE hates collectors HELL i hate collectors and I am one!!  But can i just say a few effin words for those of you unfortunate enough to get those phones calls every 7 to 10 ...
Posted by Shea Does America on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST

Say Goodnight and Go....or completely childish

What movie hasnt portrayed it?  What musicians hasnt played it?  What writer hasnt written about it?  If you have felt it, then you whole heartedly understand, if you havent you are pro...
Posted by Shea Does America on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:26:00 PST

SOMEONE PLEASE BACK ME UP!!!!

Ok so I dont know why...really I dont because I really do DESPISE MTV...and even more so now but Ive been flipping channels and I always come across these RIDICULOUS shows (Next, date my mom, exposed ...
Posted by Shea Does America on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:05:00 PST

food for thought on a cold cold night

Ive been thinking....(thats a scary thing i know) but.... Have you ever thought about the things you enjoy (music, movies, etc.).  Do we really like these things or are we brainwashed by society ...
Posted by Shea Does America on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:09:00 PST