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Reverend Bungalow

Wow! I get to clean the house AND have babies?

About Me


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I am a 24 year old, born and raised in Westminster, MD. My husband, Johnny, and I bought our first house in March 2005 and live there with our dog Drew and CRAZY cats Macgyver and Nermal. I play adult indoor soccer on multiple leagues at Carroll Indoor and LOVE IT! As you will see below I am a shameless self-promoter.
I own my own title company www.boyertitle.com where I process real estate title work and work as a settlement officer. John works for full time with me in the title company and we both work for the company we created together, www.tshirtjerk.com , at night and on the weekends.
Other than that we both stay busy working for John's band. He plays bass and I help out with whatever I can. www.themishaps.com
IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW IS BUYING, SELLING OR REFINANCING A HOUSE, PLEASE CONTACT ME TO DO YOU TITLE WORK. WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW REFERRALS!
LIKES: spur of the moment super secret spy missions, riding on styrofoam dinosaurs (Dinosaur World in Plant City, FL ROCKS!), shooting the shit, spending time with friends and family, partaking in all things nostalgic, going to shows, traveling, etc.
DISLIKES: liars, annoying drunks, spoiled children, racist fucks, homophobes, being mawled by strangers as they try to get a good look at my tattoos, guys who say "hey nice tats! get it? it sounds like tits!" (it wasn't funny the first 1,000,000 times), spam emailing asking me if I want to increase the size of my penis (I am quite happy with the size of my weenie thank you!),etc.
VISIT MY TITLE COMPANY ONLINE
HOLY SMOKES....I'M A REVEREND! YES folks, that's right! I am an ordained Reverend and licensed to perform marriage and commitment ceremonies in the State of Maryland, as well as many other states. I like to specialize in low key non-religious ceremonies, but I am open to anything. If you are getting married or having a gay commitment ceremony and need a reverend, shoot me an email and I would be happy to help!
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MOSAIC OF SOLDIERS THAT HAVE LOST THEIR LIVES DUE TO A PERSONAL VENDETTA OF OUR "COMMANDER IN CHIEF"
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My Interests

My Hubby, 1950's,1980's, ac/dc, active sac, amy winehouse, andrew w k, annie lennox, antiques, aretha franklin, art, asian decor, b-movies, babes in toyland, baltimore, bikini kill, billie holiday, black & white photos, blondie, body count, bride of frankenstein, buddy holly, cardigan sweaters, carroll county, chai tea, cheese, cherries, chocolate, christina ricci, chubby girls, cigarettes, classic cars, clothing, computers, crafts, creepers, dating, demented are go, demolition derbys, diners, dive clubs, diy, dresses, east coast, elvis presley, europe, eurythmics, evil dead, exercise, faeries, fells point, female vocalists, feminism, flea markets, fleetwood mac, fondue, frankenstein, friday the 13th, getting dolled up, ghost world, graphic arts, graphic design, greasers, guadelupe, gwar, halloween, heels, hole, horror, horror movies, hot rods, incense, indian food, jackass, james dean, janice joplin, joan jett, john waters, johnny cash, johnny depp, johnny knoxville, kelly osbourne, l7, law & order, leopard print, living dead dolls, madonna, marilyn monroe, mary prankster, maryland, men, mike ness, movies, mullets, music, na, nag champa, nancy sinatra, new york dolls, nightmare before christmas, nightmare on elm street, old skool, ozzy osbourne, painting, pat benetar, photographs, photography, piercings, pin-ups, pink, pj harvey, poe, polka dots, psychobilly, punk, purses, ramones, rancid, rats, road trips, rockabilly, rodents, roy orbison, serial killers, sewing, shoes, shopping, shows, sleep, social distortion, stevie nicks, suzanne vega, swing, swing music, tacky jesus stuff, tattoos, tshirt jerk, thai food, the cramps, the mishaps, the ramones, the shins, the simpson's, the strokes, thora birch, thrift stores, tiki tattoo, tim burton, travel, vegetarian, vintage, vintage clothing, virgin mary, web design, westminster, white stripes, white trash, zombies

MY SPORT. MY FITNESS.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with interesting things to talk about.

Heroes:

Anyone who has ever stood up for a worthy cause regardless of what others would think of them for doing so.

My Blog

March Body Shop Specials

Below are links to the Host Program and March flyers. As always, I pass my 25% discount onto my customers. Host a book party! 1) Message me telling me you want to host a book party 2) I will get you c...
Posted by Reverend Bungalow on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:20:00 PST

R.I.P. Andy

ANDREW CHRISTOPHER FAIR, age 25, of Millers, MD, born on August 27, 1981 to Donald Richard II and Genevieve May "Sue" Fair (nee McNeal), died on June 14, 2007 as a result of an automobile accident in ...
Posted by Reverend Bungalow on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:16:00 PST

Baby Fever

I can't shake this damn baby fever!
Posted by Reverend Bungalow on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

How the Geek Squad raped me........

  Just wanted to give everyone a HEADS UP to NEVER use the IT service Geek Squad!!!   I needed them in a pinch on Tuesday and used them to remotely fix my network.   As a result, someo...
Posted by Reverend Bungalow on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:26:00 PST

Westminster Pro-Life Demo Protest

I would like the send a special thank you to Erin, Micah, Amanda, Ashley, Colin, Jacqueline and the other supporters who came out to protest the methods used by DefendLife.org to spread their message....
Posted by Reverend Bungalow on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:09:00 PST

Bachelorette party takes over DC!

Yesterday was by far the strangest day of my life. Me and the girls went to DC for the night for my bachelorette party. The day began with construction and DC roads that make no sense, causing us to g...
Posted by Reverend Bungalow on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 04:34:00 PST

Free at last . . . . .

I am finally free from the title company that has held me hostage and made me miserable for so many years! Pam and I have started our own company, Boyer Title. As scary as it is to step out on our ow...
Posted by Reverend Bungalow on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:58:00 PST

God help me . . . .

John and I joined our checking accounts to make life easier when paying bills and such. Last night we ordered new checks because A) we're almost out of the ones we have and B) we need new checks with ...
Posted by Reverend Bungalow on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:52:00 PST

New Year's Jitters

It's Friday 12/30 4:13pm I have been tapping my foot underneath my desk chair here at work for some time now. Thankfully, I get to leave at 4:30 to go do an out of office settlement. It's Friday, I ca...
Posted by Reverend Bungalow on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:17:00 PST

Convicted Killer / Nobel Peace Prize Nominee put to death in California . . .

  MSNBC.com Convicted killer Williams put to death in Calif. Trouble finding vein delayed execution of Crips co-founder MSNBC staff and news service reports Updated: 10:37 a.m. ET Dec. ...
Posted by Reverend Bungalow on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 08:49:00 PST