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wRobio

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About Me

I started out as a fish, I had gils and everything. Later in life I went into human mode, and I began harvesting my own blood through my abnormally large liver. After that I thought "damn the womb, full steam ahead" and I went out into the world to make my way. Recently I have had a piece of dead person bone placed in my jaw which has then been reanimated, which makes me partially a zombie. I also have a titanium screw in my jaw, which makes me part cyborg. I am partially a zombie cyborg. During my tour of duty in nam back in the early 1600s, I began living my life as a teppanyaki chef. Above all else, I think it is really important that everyone knows... I'm bringin' sexy back. MUUWAK!Watch that video. It is amazing.

My Interests

Chameleons, Snakes, Animals in General, Biology, Animal Conservation,People Watching, People, Bass, Music, Assorted forms of art, reading, things that interest me, Espionage, Capture the Flag, Being a Vagabond, Stringed Instruments, Excercising, Rogue Cowboys, Revolvers, Six Shooters, Bows, Spurs, Sandwiches, Psychology, Sharks, Shark basslines, Eating, uhh uhh stayin' alive, Intense things, stuff, and Improvisational Theater, Cooking food for people.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Irwin. I still tear of when I think about that man. I also like to meet people who love animals. I am one of them.

Music:

Sonic Youth, Vagabonds, Thin Lizzy, Tool, Entropy, Face Eater, Primus, Dream Theater, The Phantom of the Opera, Black Flag, Wipers, Meat Puppets, The Who, The Beatles, The Daddies, Donovan, Floater, Frank Sinatra, Raffi, DVDA, Janes Addiction, Led Zeppelin, Pink FLoyd, The Melvins, Tomohawk, Mr. Bungle, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Secret Cheifs 3, Minutemen, Mission of Burma, U2, Sea and Cake, Shellac, Dinosaur Jr., Jason Webley, David Bowie, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Blackalicious, Lungfish, Cap'n Jazz, The Police, Simon and Garfunkle. A lot more.

Movies:

Last of the Mohicans, The Big Lebowski, Stand By Me, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Royal Tennenbaums, Life Aquatic, Batman, Star Wars.

Television:

I dig M*A*S*H, and News Radio, and such.

Books:

The ones by Robert Sapolsky. And lots of others. I cannot even list all of these.

Heroes:

Marv, Dinosaur Jr., Steve Albini, most of my friends, especially Brynn.

My Blog

How to Eat a Madagascar Hissing Roach

First, you take the live roach, place it in a 1 quart Ziploc bag, and freeze for 2 hours. When the Roach is good and frozen, you take it out, and proceed with the eating as follows. Chew the two hind-...
Posted by wRobio on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:33:00 PST